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A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had sex or
a date in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something
wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex
therapist.
Her doctor recommended that she see Dr. Chang, the well-known Chinese
sex therapist, so she went to see him.
Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all
you crose."
The woman did as she was told. "Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass
to odder side of room."
Again, the woman did as she was instructed.
Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me."
So she did. Dr. Chang shook his head slowly and said, "Your probrem
vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you
not haf any sex or dates."
Worried, the woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is
Ed Zachary Disease?"
Dr. Chang looked the woman in the eye and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease
is when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your arse."
a date in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something
wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex
therapist.
Her doctor recommended that she see Dr. Chang, the well-known Chinese
sex therapist, so she went to see him.
Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all
you crose."
The woman did as she was told. "Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass
to odder side of room."
Again, the woman did as she was instructed.
Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me."
So she did. Dr. Chang shook his head slowly and said, "Your probrem
vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you
not haf any sex or dates."
Worried, the woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is
Ed Zachary Disease?"
Dr. Chang looked the woman in the eye and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease
is when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your arse."