Kiwi Car Thieves Stage a Real-Life Gone in 60 Seconds

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This article was published by Andrew Evans (@Famine) on May 6th, 2020 in the Car Culture category.

 

I love our country ♥️

 

Cutest crime ever?



"They stole our cars and then they stole our hearts."

 

2 Rogers don't make a right.

 

If getting nicked in a stolen rental minivan has, in some way, enlightened the rest of the gang as to the the grim finish below the glossy veneer of criminal life, and inspired the rest of them to change their ways, then those caught in a green and purple previa carry with them an inherent nobility, and supreme glory... we should all be so fortunate... you say poor stupid Kiwi's, I say poor us...

 

It wasn’t me.

 

*Lowrider starts playing*

 

I totally thought those vans were shuttle buses to strip clubs at first.

 

In other fantastic news, Nic Cage is slated to play Joe Exotic in a scripted Tiger King TV show.

Not necessarily related to this story. More people just need to know.

 

Meh, DDP would of killed it.

 

Nah. David Spade have this one down cork.

 

Empty reins explain the lack of horsepower.