Life's little niceties

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Stig.
What do you think I'm on about?
Waking up an hour before you have to wake up, and realizing it's an entire hour extra you get to sleep.
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Right so if the Jaguar makes you Horny, why do you want a tissue?

and no I don't want details...
 
If you still don't get it, you need details. Anyone can figure that out. What do you do when you're horny?
 
Think of Rosie O'Donnell. Goes away right quick.
 
I don't need a tissue thats for sure, a girl would be better, my guess is you don't know what horney but thats OK, your only 10 afterall?
 
You obviously don't realize how much time I have on the internet. I have not reached the legal age of consent, and I am quite aware of what horny means.
And I'm 13.
 
Good.
When you're at school, and a girl just gives you a little wink. A nice looking girl at that.
 
Waking up in the morning to find you aren't in a pool of sweat because you actually remembered to turn the fan on.

From,
Chris.
 
Ok ok so I pulled a D- to a C- in my worst class.

And she still lost my 70 point essay... stupid woman.

Hmm...

Thinking your amp is fried when you really forgot to plug the remote wire in (D'oh ehehhe)

Today because it's my last day of finals before summer
 
Realizing it's Sunday and I can stay up late tonight.

Becoming friends with 8 different girls right before Summer break started.

The warmth of summer air when walking out of the house my mom keeps at 50 degrees.
 
Driving late at night with all the windows down with your favorite tunes blasting out of the speakers with no one else around.

Pure bliss.
 
I have to admit that realizing that even when the proverbial "s" is about to hit the fan that you've still got good friends to count on, yeah, that always makes me feel great.
 
It's 25-30C outside, and I parked my car in my sun (No ac either!), not good huh? So whip off the t-shirt and drive of college with windows down and music up.

And then as I'm driving past the masses of car-less first years, Pretty Fly for a White Guy by The Offpring comes on my stereo.

Perfect timing :D

SolidSnake15
Well none of them are girlfriends so...

...I don't have to buy them anything. My wallet is safe.👍
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You're safe enough for now I suppose.
 
This is something I haven't ever experienced myself, but I've seen someone do it and thought "that is unbelievably clever." I actually had to ask my friend why this had happened to get the logical explanation to surface.

When you park your convertible in cool weather with the top down so that when you get back, the sun has made your leather seats nice and toasty for when you put the top back up and drive home.
 
ExigeEvan
It's 25-30C outside, and I parked my car in my sun (No ac either!), not good huh? So whip off the t-shirt and drive of college with windows down and music up.
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...and everyone looks on thinking 'what a d***' :D
 

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