Making Car-nversation!

[TheCracker]

"You young whippersnappers need to start respecting your elders!"

 

[Danny]

"You young whippersnappers need to start respecting your elders!"

Cousin Bobby? That you?!

 

[Skid Mark 33]

Ford Ka: Wahaaaaaa! Wahaaaaaa!

Ford Fiesta: Mum, Ka's nappy needs changing!

 

[Alex.]

good one

 

[RICHARDO]

"You young whippersnappers need to start respecting your elders!"

"Look who's talking! Babyboomers and their lack of respect! "

 

[benzoboy]

Ford Ka: Wahaaaaaa! Wahaaaaaa!

Ford Fiesta: Mum, Ka's nappy needs changing!

Mother Mondeo is out with Nanny Focus, I'll get it

 

[dylansan]

Will you guys shut up? We're trying to beat the high score on our new speedometer!

 

[RICHARDO]

LOL, the Ford family is bickering.

 

[TopHat]

Hey everybody! Its me, your cousin from America!

Ugh. Dad you're soo lame. I can't believe anyone thought you were cool.

Sometimes I'm glad I'm half japanese.

 

[RICHARDO]

I can't believe I was thrown out of the family. I know I sucked, but at least I was relia... FORGET IT I DON'T NEED YOU ANYWAY!

 

[dylansan]

Crap, I had way to much chili last night. *bwakaboom!*

 

[TopHat]

Dude.... THAT WAS AWESOME. *high five*

 

[High-Test]

Mom.. the McLaren thinks it's faster than me...

 

[JoshBMW]

Made it a few weeks ago from a photo I found here. I think it fits this thread well.

 

[Barracuda]

Shut up you inbreds. Why is it that my son is the only normal one in this family.

Oh, hey vector. How come i don't see any more of you guys, or is your son M12 driving the wrong way on a one way street if you know what i mean.

 

[SouthBankJimmy]

Ha ha, four eyes.

Shut it, Rent Boy!

 

[Danny]

Made it a few weeks ago from a photo I found here. I think it fits this thread well.

Sweet, I took that picture.

I touch you when you sleep.

 

[TheCracker]

'Please touch me whilst i sleep - or at any time for that matter'

 

[opelgt1969]

'Please touch me whilst i sleep - or at any time for that matter'

I wouldn't touch you with a 40 foot limo!

 

[kikie]

*Hey, look at me! I'm an air car. Yay!*

 

[benzoboy]

Transit: Nice ass!
Megane: Like... EWWW PERVERT!

 

[TopHat]

Honesty Transit, why don't you get a nice steady job instead of switching all the time?

 

[RICHARDO]

How about you? I've seen you at airports, being a taxi, hell, even a patrol unit.

Be proud of who you are, like I am, I put the badguys away, and overcharge people for cabfare. 👍

 

[Jondot]

Micra: Mom, dad, there's something I need to tell you.

Primera: Oh no Michael, it's not about your girlfriend is it? Because you know I'm just dying to meet her.

Micra: Errr...

 

[Danny]

I wouldn't touch you with a 40 foot limo!

 

[Jondot]

Rodius: Hey Debbie, so I was wondering if you... like, wanna go out somewhere friday night
DB9: Oh right, yeah, thing is, I'm kinda like waxing my hood on friday
Rodius: Ok, what about Saturday?
DB9: Yeah, I'm kinda busy then too
Rodius: Cool, what with?
DB9: I'm um... going shopping
Rodius: Oh right, what store?
DB9: .... Ikea
Rodius: Ikea?
DB9: Yeah, Ikea.
Rodius But isn't your boot like... teeny? What are you gonna buy?
DB9: Yeah...umm, don't take this the wrong way Rod, but you're like... not really my type
Rodius: ...oh, right... I see.... Can I ask you something?
DB9: Uh, sure, go ahead I guess...
Rodius: Is it my alloys? Are they too small? Is that what's wrong with me?
DB9: Um yeah... that's it alright.

 

[superberkut]

"Yeeeees, master. I am at your beck and call, master."

"Haters get mad 'cause I got me some Bathing-Apes."

I am also kind of insecure about what I want to be...

 

[buickgnx88]

Ahhh, nothing like a new set of shoes to ride on! Wish they had these when I was a kid.

 

[High-Test]

I have been de-uglified!! I will have my revenge for what you did to my kin, Virgil Exner!!

 

[buickgnx88]

Does my butt look big?

Hey, pull my tab!