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Ryou
Ryan sells bad Beef?! *Spits out food* :yuck:
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Let me tell you a story.

1) The cows are enjoying their familys, wallowing in the fields, living their lives!
2) A man comes along, ties them up and puts them in a van.
3) He drives the van over to a metal building.
4) The cows are dragged into this building and put in a little pen.
5) Once chosen, the cow will be put on a moving belt.
6) It will approach a machine, an interesting machine.
7) It will enter.
8) The poor thing will be minced, sharp blades slicing it to pieces, the head coming off, the thing is dead..
9) The testicles, and the ass are put in a separate tub.
10) It is minced up and made into McDonalds.

Enjoy your meat.
 
Jai
You don't know which part of the cow it's from though!
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Excuse me sir, would you kindly stop giving my quality Mystery Meat Beef bad publicity?

Ryou
I bought some beef.
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Enjoy!

And if Beep/Mr_Ferrari920/Mr_Ferrari950 is reading this, come back when you're 13.
 
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Let me tell you a story.

1) The cows spawn, most of them somehow kill themselves.
2) A man comes along, feels hungry
3) He hits said cow with random item in inventory.
4) The meat will be carried in his inventory.
5) Once chosen, the meat will be placed in a furnace.
6) It will approach being cooked to perfection.
7) It will become cooked.
8) The poor thing will be seasoned and put on a plate.
9) The burnt/undercooked bits will be put on separate plates.
10) This is then fed to the wife and kids or sold just outside Thorncombe station.

Enjoy your minecraft meat!
 
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I think you know what this means Dunc. No new members unless they're active on the forums. If he does get revenge, at least it will take him a few months, and then we'll ban him again.
 
dylansan
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I think you know what this means Dunc. No new members unless they're active on the forums. If he does get revenge, at least it will take him a few months, and then we'll ban him again.
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It's not a problem. We'll just carry on as we are. These children can play their silly games.

And Izak, all your posts are about to be deleted.
 
Good, I think he's gone. Still no sign of him on my website. I'll check the server logs to see if he's trying to log on. Now we'll just wait for a mod to come and clean this place up. :)
 
DQuaN
Now we'll just wait for a mod to come and clean this place up. :)
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Done.

Should this happen again, for the love of all that is holy, please don't respond to the trolls. It just makes that many more posts we have to read through and delete.
 
ryanb98
Let me tell you a story.

1) The cows spawn, most of them somehow kill themselves.
2) A man comes along, feels hungry
3) He hits said cow with random item in inventory.
4) The meat will be carried in his inventory.
5) Once chosen, the meat will be placed in a furnace.
6) It will approach being cooked to perfection.
7) It will become cooked.
8) The poor thing will be seasoned and put on a plate.
9) The burnt/undercooked bits will be put on separate plates.
10) This is then fed to the wife and kids or sold just outside Thorncombe station.

Enjoy your minecraft meat!
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Imma buy it all!
 
gtsmashbros
The server's down as of right now. Communication Error.
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Working fine this end. Other people are online too.

TB
Done.

Should this happen again, for the love of all that is holy, please don't respond to the trolls. It just makes that many more posts we have to read through and delete.
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Aww.
 
Ryou
I knew it was so. I just couldn't trust him 100%. Thanks Daan. 👍

Jai, poor cows! :(
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They don't deserve to die, back when I was 9, I broke down the door of an abandoned slaughter house in the middle of the woods.. I was with my old friend and there were bones of old cows and blood everywhere.. Minecraft makes the meat look so tender though.
 
rhys159
Yeah, Notch; Y U NO RELEASE 1.9? :p
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I know! It seems pretty much finished. Maybe 1.9 is the finished game? I thought we'd finish on 2.0 but I guess not.

Doesn't mean we can't start planning a project though... How about an Olympic village type thing?
 
Well at this rate, the finished game will be MineCraft Beta 56.39.4_02 and who knows, maybe a bug fix patch or two after that. :lol:
 
ryanb98
:lol: Well it's officially released around the 11th of November I think.
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It would of been Nov 11th but (minecon couldnt have the date) so Minecon is 18th-19th is about the release of the game now,
 

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