My driving is so bad that...

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MotorCtyHamilton
I got kicked out of a Dirty NASCAR room for being too rough.

You?
 
georgiebest
Is such a thing even possible?

In the world of GT5, anything is..
 
That's...shocking.
 
In GT5 anything goes...and often does...:nervous:
 
i've gotten kicked from those rooms too, apparently driving backwards is TOO dirty, i think it adds to the fun/excitement
 
Wow, just when you've thought you've heard everything :dunce:
 
i've gotten kicked from those rooms too, apparently driving backwards is TOO dirty, i think it adds to the fun/excitement
+1 on that ,good one


Not bad but ounce i was kicked for being to fast as i left the only two other guy's behind on the Nordschlife in a F2007 race.
 
Believe it or not there are a couple of simple rules when running dirty nascar. Driving backwards will get you kicked and blacklisted in a heartbeat.

Since the 2.04 update, people need to work together to catch a leader or leaders so sometimes wrecking last place is frowned upon. It still is racing and the objective is to win or at least be in the group that crosses the finish line within 1 second of the leader.

Rules.

1. Stay in the pits until the race starts to prevent black screens.
2. No going backwards.
3. No brake checking.
4. Try to go for the leader.
 
1. Stay in the pits until the race starts to prevent black screens.

Try'ed that once and i froze but thats just me id do that unless you know it doesnt work for you.

Never raced any NASCAR before online lol.

Im interested to here other peoples stories , good topic.
 
I got kicked out of a Dirty NASCAR room for being too rough.

You?

My driving is so bad that...

-Bob makes fun of my laptimes
-by the time i cross the finishline other people are allready qualifying at the next track
-they allowed me to use an X1 in the fiat500 cup
-Kaz decided to give me an extra GTR
-I crashed into the neighbours backyard while driving on a simulator


only few i can come up with while beeing braindead from the graveyardshift at work :D
 
My driving is so bad that I can't even win in an LFA

So bad that BMW recalled my CSL

So bad that the safety car is always following my NSX
 
My driving is so bad that i have to stop in the middle of the race and ask for directions!
 
My driving is so bad that need a GPS device to get around Daytona Super Speedway...

Turn left, turn left, turn left, turn left.
 
My driving is so bad, Bob overtakes me.
 
My driving's so bad, that a Golf overtook me in the dream car championship, and I was driving an X1.
 
My driving is so bad, the VTEC doesn't kick in.
 
I am neither fast, nor furious.
 
My best lap around Laguna Seca was measured using a sun dial.

I got beat by James May.
 
My driving is so bad that Miss Daisy's bumper sticker reads "Heathenpride's mah beeatch"
 
My driving's so bad my x1 switched to autopilot

:D

I'll think of a better one later haha
 
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The used car dealership refused to sell me a 2CV saying it had to much power for me.:crazy::drool:
 
My driving is so bad that Jeff Gordon refused to teach me anything at the nascar school.

My driving is so bad that Sebastien Loeb just gave me the gold medal so I wouldn't have to drive his car.
 
I just crashed in the pits of the Vettel challenge.

And got DQ'ed...
 
TubbyBoy6919
I just crashed in the pits of the Vettel challenge.

And got DQ'ed...

Same I did that on my first go! Managed to bronze them after though so all is good! 👍
 
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