My driving is so bad that...

[racer39658]

When I used the Nurbugring glitch, I ended up with 9 minute lap times.

 

[acedition333]

My driving is sooo bad....

- I got kicked out of my own racing series and still finished last behind "that guy" that never showed up once!

 

[Suzumiya]

I am so terrible.....
I flipped over a Prius.
I always get 17th place.
I ask for directions.....on Kart Space.

 

[DGXR]

My driving is so bad, I win only when I'm playing Forza.

 

[bs13]

OH sorry I missed reading a big chunk of the posts at the bottom of page one.

So now you guys play with boost on correct? Or no?

I'm going to have a field day now with people who cut up rough about clean racing rules. I'm completely going to be throwing it at people, "EVEN DIRTY NASCAR HAS RULES".
Someone takes out the car in last place, they're going to get an earful about how that would get them banned in DIRTY NASCAR.

Boost and slipstream are on high. Damage and tire wear are off. If you get spun or pitted late in the race you always have a chance to win if the leaders get in a big wreck. It's a lot of fun. Usually there is a lot of laughing involved.

 

[NEPALII]

My driving is so bad that Kaz sent me an email begging me to not buy any more GT games.

 

[fastfox400]

I normally just drive clean even in dirty rooms. Until the last lap that is.. I normally will sit in second an just PIT the leader coming out of the last corners.

 

[AspecBob]

... I get lapped in a one lap race.

 

[I Love GT6]

I got kicked a few times only because I'm too good

 

[Bluntified]

The pit crew walks away when changing my tires.

 

[king4951]

I'm so bad the crowd boos and makes cruel taunts at the intro scene.

 

[GT5FREAK500]

I'm so bad that when I get less than 3 flags in drift trials the crowds boo at me

 

[phil_75]

I got kicked out of a Dirty NASCAR room for being too rough.

You?

Great Question!

Answer:

 

[A_Higher_Place]

My driving is SOO bad ..

... I got nothing, it's just terrible..

 

[JBanton]

...Even my pitcrew finishes races before me, and they don't even drive.

...I managed to have a spin-out in an FF with Racing soft tyres .

 

[pondy666]

...The FIA stewards give me a drive through penalty on the 3 of the countdown
...The traction control light/ASM will not turn off even though I did
...The game would only let me pick the Subaru 360 from the garage, any other choices were followed by the message "Seriously are you taking the p**s you can't drive that?"

 

[Sm0k3:D]

My driving is so bad...
When I'm playing the people around the track just don't apear, and the stands are empty.
At the end of the race, usually I lose credits and XP points.
My bobs apears backwards on the photos.

 

[MSTER232]

My Your driving is so bad, I could lap you in a Fiat 500 F around the Nurburgring. Twice.

 

[bluexterra]

I got kicked out of a Dirty NASCAR room for being too rough.

You?

Wait a minute, is there is such a thing as 'clean' NASCAR racing?

 

[McClarenDesign]

My driving is so bad, only Andrea Moda would sponsor me.

 

[porthillking]

My driving is so bad, only Andrea Moda would sponsor me.

My driving is so bad, i can't even get a sponsor.

 

[MSTER232]

My Your driving is so bad, the car refuses to start when you turn the key.

Your driving is so bad, Kaz had to confiscate your B License.

I got kicked out of a Dirty NASCAR room for being too rough.

You?

LOL I just realised this!

 

[Drevenger]

My driving is so bad, I win only when I'm playing Forza.

HAH thats a funny one

 

[MSTER232]

... Your driving is so bad a 5 year old kid could beat you on GT5 blindfolded.

... Your driving is so bad Kaz is still developing a driving aid that will make you somewhat more predictable.

... Your driving is so bad a level 1 n00b told you to go home.

 

[Nick1223]

I got kicked out of a lobby for smoking the host in a drag race and it was his idea

 

[carracerptp]

My driving is so bad that - I'm still finishing my first CSL Nurburgring lap.... I'm up to the Karussell... My last sector was 34 Days 4 hours 34 seconds.

My driving is so bad that - I'm always 59.59.999 seconds off the slowest cars pace.

My driving is so bad that - The game lets me use Racing Super Soft tires, on my Prius.

My driving is so bad that - In a 5 lap race I'm 8 laps down by turn 3.

My driving is so bad that - I got Gold in the Vettel Challenge..... They just gave it to me because they didn't want me to drive.

My driving is so bad that - I rolled an X1
^^^ this is true.

 

[Nick1223]

I've rolled all my cars at least once even a fiat 500 f on the
Hammerhead on the topgear test track

 

[MSTER232]

... My driving is so bad I nearly broke my DFGT today .

^ TRUE

 

[Furinkazen]

My driving is so bad, I even flipped a Skyline. In Reverse.

 

[Baron Blitz Red]

My driving is so bad that my dust hitches a ride with another car...
My driving is so bad that I saw the monkey in the tree point and laugh at me...
My driving is so bad that I had my Bob say: "And you tell me to pick up the pace?"...

Have a good one