My Message to B-spec driver..

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I was thinking.. if we're all given the chance to finally meet this infamous B-spec driver and have a little chat, what would you tell him?

Hhmmm...

"ei, yo.. B-spec driver, ma friend.. you rock! love ya' drivin' sometimes, you help me win races when I feel lazy.. you help me with endurance and all.. now I know you're not human.. you ain't have no heart for the race, you just drive the way I tell you, go fast or go slow.. but I love you ma man!.. you'd do well to remember that.."

"..and one more thing, would you stay for GT5?"

GTplaneteers: You could put in messages like you were talking to Bob directly.. and would you rather have a GT game without a Bob, or would you prefer him to stay?
 
On second thought, I checked that old thread "A minute with Bob" andn I can see that it's all a SKIT.. not really one's message to B-spec driver..

So let's keep this thread OPEN!!!
 
I'd say "hey, thanks for winning my endurance races and killing my win ratio whenever you try to do anything else."
 
this is wat i would tell him......

yo yo yo wasaaaap my main man!!! Heres ur paychek for the past 24 hour endurance nicework!!! only 1 problem though, u really need to shapen up, u cant keep misssin the pits and driving into wallz man. but its ok, o and 1 more thing heres ur vacation ticket to jamaica, u need it.
 
"Hey, Bob, thanks for doing the boring race for me... come back into the pits so I can drive her over the finish line..."

(true story... :lol: )
 
First, i'd kick him in the ass for the little "park the car at the wall on the top of the cork screw at Laguna and just watch the race" thing he did...Then it would go something like this:

Me: Hey, B-Spec Bob, come here!
Bob: Yes?
*Starts slapping him around with a glove*
Me: Look what you did to my M3 GTR! The paint is ruined! LOOK AT IT!!! Just for that, i'm sleeping with your wife tonight.
*I hop in my RUF BTR and drive away as I push B-Spec Bobs wifes head down into my lap*
 
SRV2LOW4ME
First, i'd kick him in the ass for the little "park the car at the wall on the top of the cork screw at Laguna and just watch the race" thing he did...Then it would go something like this:

Me: Hey, B-Spec Bob, come here!
Bob: Yes?
*Starts slapping him around with a glove*
Me: Look what you did to my M3 GTR! The paint is ruined! LOOK AT IT!!! Just for that, i'm sleeping with your wife tonight.
*I hop in my RUF BTR and drive away as I push B-Spec Bobs wifes head down into my lap*
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*after this little incident b-spec bob get's drunk and ends up in seattle in a big air contest... hence the very strange interview and bob eventually landing in to a coma... :D

Now offering prayers for Bob's speedy recovery... *update*
 
I guess people are all rude nowadays... hehehe!

Sorry Bob the B-spec driver. I know it hurts and probably breaks your heart to know what these GT4 humans are telling you.
 
"A straight is a straight my friend, there really isn't any need to turn left or right in the middle of it, just drive frggin straight!!! oh and if you do desperately feel the need to drive into that wall, could you please satisfy that urge at a reasonable racing speed. nosing into the wall DOES NOT get more enjoyable at 40kmh - so next time you feel the urge, get it over and done with quick!"

No i am not bitter...
 
I would ask him " Bob, do you do all the driving in the long races or do you have a mate or two to help".
Bob replies, " I have 2 mates that help out in the 24 hour races. One is known as "C" the other is "D".
I reply, "I thought that was the case. Tell me is it you or your mates that crash?"
Bob answers, "It's C that crashes, and D thats slower."
 
Uncle Harry
I would ask him " Bob, do you do all the driving in the long races or do you have a mate or two to help".
Bob replies, " I have 2 mates that help out in the 24 hour races. One is known as "C" the other is "D".
I reply, "I thought that was the case. Tell me is it you or your mates that crash?"
Bob answers, "It's C that crashes, and D thats slower."
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Interesting conversation Uncle Harry.. I wonder if there is a way to FIRE those other two, and just keep Bob on the job.:dopey:
 
Payment for B Spec Bob.
I appointed Bob the sales manager of my used car lots. Any profit he makes, he keeps.
Nice little arrangement all round. He isn't doing to much driving these days.
I am also thinking he is keeping all the 10 km specials for himself and his mates called AL and making me pay more for oil changes on the bangers I buy. ( AL are the AI drivers.)
The mechanic that does my oil changes gets to keep any money he makes on oil changes, aero parts and wheel swaps.
I reckon he is stashing cash underneath the cars when he comes out the back end.
 
" yo B-spec Bob, i gotta ask ya somethin'", i say
"what", he says
"what's been goin on, in the beginning we were killing the competition and then there was the race at Suzuka and El Capitan, (The Captain) ", i replied.
" oh", he says
"i gave u a fully tuned Subaru WRX and what do i see in the monitor, SOME RED HAZARD SIGN NEXT to your name!", i said.
"umm sorry". he mumbled

THE CONCLUSION: JFM92_GTRacer never again put the "B-spec driver" behind the wheel during a race.
 
JTSnooks
I'd say "hey, thanks for winning my endurance races and killing my win ratio whenever you try to do anything else."
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word lol.

id be like yo jackass why do u always take the last turn in tsukaba soo damn fast and slam into the wall with a car i have modded so damn good its hard to not make a turn. your an idiot your fired. now get those enduro races done hoe!
 
"Nice job, Bob! Excellent progress. You only plow into a wall every OTHER corner now. I think you're ready for the IRL."
 
me,"Bob, you will never be number one! Got it! Get it through your thick, dent covered head. I am number one and you will always be number two! Why do you think you only drive during the walkovers? You know, the races where you get put in a car with twice the horsepower of your opponents'. You are just here to collect miles while I collect the paycheck. Of course, you do the enduros Bob. I have to be elsewhere entertaining our sponsors and the lovely race queens. By the way, no one ever asks where you are. Understand me, Bob? Don't screw this up, Bob!"

Bob, "bu..bu.. but my name is Theodore."

me, "Shut up, Bob!"
 
Haha!.. almost everbody hates you Bob.. I can see.

But here's a thought though GTplaneteers, would you rather have a GT4 game without Bob?
 
I'D say ' what's the problem with the car man? it understeers? something broke in it? :confused:
He replies 'No. The car is fine' :odd:
I say 'So you mean that it was your driving that made the car crash every 85 times on laguna seca in my formula gt??? :banghead:
 

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