Next GTA

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Sure, I can finally make an asian dude with 5 inch spiked up hair!
 
Yes, yes it its. Except I'd be holding two M4's and be killing b*tches an h0's left and right.
 
Jeff, thats only on the corner of Jared and Jarvis. The rest of Toranto would be killing my cousin Steve, and a bunch of guys in suites. And my uncle terry. that'd be sweet.
 
Emohawk
Yeah, that would rule.
"Let's see; I'm in Sidney, and my next mission is in... Port Hedland. Where the bloody hell is that?
<map loads>
It iiiiiiiis right over... Aw, bugger.
Some of those roads look iffy. Better jack me a Roadtrain.
Hey, there's a Mack R600 Coolpower! It's even got turrets on top! I'll be just like Max, I will.
drive for 6 hours
start humming the theme to Mad Max
drive for 6 hours
Does Mad Max even have theme music?
drive for 6 hours
What have I been humming?
drive for 6 hours
Bugger me, my arse hurts.
drive for 14 hours
Ha! Bugger, arse hurts. That's funny.
drive for 10 hours.
throw another shrimp on the barbie
drive for 10 hours.
Stop off for a schooner of Victoria Bitter. Play knifey-spoony with one of the locals. Laugh at a Yank for ordering Fosters.
drive for 14 hours.
Damn, hit a 'roo! Wrecked my truck. I'll have to walk. Hope another car comes along soon.
walk for 30 hours
Hey, there's a car... oh. It's a Ford, not touching that.
walk for 15 hours
'Nother car coming. Busy road, this.
It's a Commodore!
Out the car, mate! <yoinks!>
drive for a week
Finally made it. What's the mission?
Well, bugger me! It's Steve Irwin!"
"Crikey, mate! I need you to deliver this package to Sidney! Crikey!"

Great fun.
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hahahahahahaha


i still agree with britton... i have always wanted to beat up welsh people.
 
i think this has to have been one of the funniest reads ive had on here for a while, well done everyone.

my contribution is,

the eyetoy2 which is soon to be released with the new chat for ps2 will support games such as the next gta, allowing you to map your own face into the game in relatively high detail, meaning you can be yourself, literally.

so if you are welsh.... you can get your own back on seansheep.

of course, the next best thing to happen to gta, will be a well structured, complete with sick R* humour inspired rules, ONLINE GTA, where everyone is the population of the cities. allowing rednex to be rednex, townsfolk to jump from skyscrapers, and us english people to copy everything the americans say/do cos we think its cool.

As i said though, there would have to be very well thought out guidelines and rules to stop everyone from going around rioting all the time.
Otherwise, you'd end up with a mad max style universe, full of crazy buggers from OZ and tina turner type Ho's wandering thru town at night.

by far my favourite line of this thread so far:

Jack a cargo ship and hit R3, you get people smuggling missions.

now theres a brain that should be working at R*
 
I said that I'd never mention this again, but I think It'd fit right in here.

GTA: Germany

The gameplay follows the usual stuff, but the crime boss is a Midget. A midget with ginga hair and something I've just added now. A speech impediment. His two best men are the Two Ronnies. Also The rest of the men are clones of Steve Irwin.

The game starts off in Germany. It heads to Asia, America, Africa and finally Australia and that's when Emohawks idea can kick in.
 
The next GTA should have better graphics... A new and more realistic damage modeling system.
I dont really care where it is based but i think that it would be very fun if you could steal a plane or boat ect and fly over to liberty city, san andreas and vice city so there would be 4 different places you could visit (thats including where ever the new one is set)...
They should include animals... (not just birds) so you could crash your plane into a forrest and survive but as your walking away from the wreckage you coudl get mauled by a bear or something... that would be cool....
 
All three cities (San Andreas, Vice City, and Liberty City) and one new one and put them
together but with a new character in a new city.
 
I have an idea for the next GTA. GTA:Glasgow. I just saw an ad on TV saying that Glasgow, Ireland is the worst place for car theft.
 
I believe the next GTA should have the Following:

Animals - Sounds dumb huh? Well, I think it would be cool if there were sharks in the water, gators in the sewers, bears in the woods, stray cats in the city, etc etc. That would just be cool to me, lol.

SEWERS - I Just think it would be dope to get in a manhole and run around ninja turtle style (even though most sewers aren't that big).

I think the ability to create your own crime family would be great. A system where you have to gain a certain amount of respect points in order to get certain people to join your Crime Family. For example, regular people would be easy to convert and join to your family, however you will have to gain enormous street credit in order to overtake another family and place them in your own, I think it would be great.

REAL ONLINE RADIO - I'm not so much concerened about online play in a GTA, as I'm not quite sure how it would work, however, I think having a radio station that is online, with talk radio, music, anything, that is constantly new, would be awesome in the world of GTA.

Those are the only NEW ground breaking things I think would be cool, lol.
 
del sol man
GTA:Scotland has a nice ring to it !!! lol. Modded cars would be vauxhaul corsa/novas with huge backboxes and 18inch alloys :dunce: !
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was the 2 bridges north east of sf based on the forth road and rail bridges
 
they should do something like the the 2 player where you go to a little icon and then you can go into an online mode. and i think they should put the drug usage in and not pull it out last minute like they did for san andreas.i think another good place for the next gta would be a detroit based city, theres a lot of crime there. but i would still love to see gta: torana
 
The next game should be GTA:Plant Earth. You should be able to fly a plane across the oceans, and other countries. It should also have online play. and AND, if you like jump out of a plane in the middle of the Atlantic, you can die becuase he frezzes to death. The main character should be a chick.Its weird but I just think thats a big twist.You should be able to buy a butterfly knife 👍 And if you flip it out and do a slit-thorat combo, they have this short cut-scene.The character should play an instrument(i thought of that when i looked at my guitar)
Thats all I can think of right now :indiff:
 
Driftnewb110
The next game should be GTA:Plant Earth. You should be able to fly a plane across the oceans, and other countries. It should also have online play. and AND, if you like jump out of a plane in the middle of the Atlantic, you can die becuase he frezzes to death. The main character should be a chick.Its weird but I just think thats a big twist.You should be able to buy a butterfly knife 👍 And if you flip it out and do a slit-thorat combo, they have this short cut-scene.The character should play an instrument(i thought of that when i looked at my guitar)
Thats all I can think of right now :indiff:
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Great logic there ;)
 
Driftnewb110
lol :lol: I thought of the swimming and I pictured CJ dieing before I thought about seeing a female running around killing people.
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I know. He dies, then gets sent back, but his body is so bad that they use a chicks body as a temporary one.
 
i think the most important thing for me would be real licenced cars. I know the ones in gtas have been modeled on real cars, ( windsor =jag etype, huntley =rangerover ....), but it would be nice for them to look more like the cars out of granturismo, or atleast the getaway. Exept the cars in the getaway look good, but the handling was terrible. No feeling or anything. Urgh!
 
I think the lead character should be injured like the guy in 'The Getaway'.

An outdoor race track would be nice, and bring back the airport planes from VC. The SA airports are ghost towns.
 
They probably didn't want to have planes that you couldn't fly sitting around anymore, and didn't want to spawn in a whole lot of AT400s either.

After a second runthrough, I think the next one should just be an expantion pack with new features and missions. There's so much of SA still left unused, I think it could support another game half as long as this one.
Mission ideas:
-More jobs for Sweet. The Ballas and Vagos are still a significant threat at the end of the game. (according to the plot, anyway)
-LV jobs: Salvatore calls you up and threatens you, but nothing really comes of it. That's a major loose end to tie up.
-one-off mission: Loc threatens to tell Madd Dogg who killed his manager and stole his rhyme book in the first place if you don't get him back in the game, so you have to chase him down and kill him. Even if it's just one more 'chase them down and kill them mission', I think it would be really great because you'd get to kill the most annoying character in the game.
-More asset missions: Including the record exec asset, involving doing some more work for Madd Dogg and maybe finding Maccer a band.
-Some other government agents come after you. Does anyone believe that wouldn't happen, after all those missions for Torino and the Truth? Which reminds me;
-The Truth: They never explain what the hell happened with that goo. Truth just shows up again for no reason. They don't even play up the whole 'mysterious stuff' thing, he just shows up and nobody ever mentions anything about what was going on.
-Yet more freaking R3 missions:
--Pilot: Do runs between airports, cargo drops, and fly skydivers to specific places.
You get: Immune to fall damage.
--Bus driver: Like taxi only with more people and very long distances between destinations.
You get: Some vehicles have increased passenger capacity.
 

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