A few jokes for ya from The Footy Show.
Five most appropriate uses of the word" F---"
5: "Little drizzle, my f---ing ass!" - Noah's Ark
4: "What the f--- was that?" - can't remember who
3: "What the f--- was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima when the nuke hit
2: "I need this parade like I ned another f---ing hole in my head" - President John F Kennedy
And the MOST APPROPRIATE USE OF THE WORD F---!
Come on, love, no one's gonna f---ing find out! - Wayne Carey, Kangaroos football club
Why don't they have driver ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq?
They don't want to tire out the camel! :haha:

A slight modification on this joke
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in New Zealand?
A brothel! (original answer, a leisure centre)