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I don't play for club, play for school

I play club footy though, footy was better than soccer if you ask me

BTW, for all you Americans that might be reading this, I'm talking about rugby league, not the **** grid-iron
 
well it is the most played sport in the world soccer

BTW, don't you get sick of typing 'Regards the Porko' at the end of your posts
 
ok guys im here no to add my bit of australian to this thread
Australians are world renowned for having a language and slang all their own, a variation on English that's quick, easy and fun to learn!
ok heres the first bit
A-B
Abos
colloquial contraction of "Aborigines"; not necessarily meant pejoratively, but nearly always perceived that way!

arse noun butt; bum; freckle

arsehole (USA: asshole)
verb `He arseholed him' - to evict, throw out
noun He's a fair dinkum (see) arsehole' (as in `jerk')

arse-up
adjective headfirst; upside down
'He fell arse-up on the front lawn'

arvo
noun afternoon (shortened)
'Goin' to the footie this arvo?'

barbie
noun barbecue

bastard
noun illegitimate; mean; great person (usu. male)
`G'day, you old bastard!' (friendly greeting)
`He's a mean bastard!' (unpleasant; despicable)
`He's as happy as a bastard on Father's Day!'
(`extremely pleased' - colloquialism)

Bex
noun painkiller (tradename)

bewdy!
exclamation beauty!; see also 'ripper" 'You little ****in' bewdy!'

bloke
noun man; male
`He's a good bloke'

blue
noun a fight
verb to fight
'Me and the missus (see) had a blue last night.'

Bluey
noun Nickname for a redhead (!)

booze
noun alcohol, any sort
`He's on the booze'

brass
noun money, cash, currency
`I've done my brass' (Lost my money)

brickie
noun a bricklayer

bum
noun arse; freckle; butt (rarely used in Australia to describe a tramp; see `derro')
`I kicked him fair up the bum'

bungarra
noun a goanna; lizard; prized for eating

bush (the)
noun the country; Outback (see)
`He's gone bush for a coupla weeks'
 
ok C-D

can
noun gaol; also (can) of beer

carn
interj Come on!
'Carn you bastards, get a move on!'

carton
noun a cardboard box of beer; usually 24 tinnies (see) or stubbies (see) or 12 bottles
'There's a piss-up (see) at my house -- bring a carton with ya!'

chippie
noun a carpenter

chook
noun domestic fowl; chicken
`Chuck (see) some chook on the
barbie (see), will you?'

chuck
verb throw; (`chuck up' = vomit)

chucka browneye
colloquialism drop trousers and underwear, bend, spread arse cheeks and flash anus; similar to US 'mooning'
'Merv chucked a browneye at the footie (football) game.'

clobber
noun clothing
'I had to wear me best clobber -- looked like a pox doctor's clerk!!'

cobber
noun mate (see); friend; rarely used except in the Outback (see)

cranky
adjective bad- or short-tempered
'He's a cranky old bastard (see) sometimes!'

daks
noun trousers (from tradename)

Darl
noun term of endearment; contraction of "Darling"

deadset
adjective absolute; certain; without doubt
`He's a deadset wanker'

derro
noun derelict (US `bum')
`He's turned into a ****in' old derro'

Dingo, Ernie
proper noun Popular Australian Aboriginal media star/actor

dinkum
adjective genuine; true (see also 'fair dinkum')
'He's a fair dinkum arsehole!'

dirty
adjective angry; upset (see also `snakey')
`He's fair dinkum dirty on me'

dob in
verb to tell (an authority) on someone; (`dobber')
`He dobbed me in, the bastard' (as in 'stoolie')

drop your guts
colloquialism break wind; fart
'All right, who dropped their guts?'

dunny
noun toilet; outhouse; thunderbox
(US `bathroom')
 
sorry no E here F-G
fanny
noun vagina; Note: Different from US meaning! Hence 'fanny pack' becomes 'bum bag' in Australia.

fair dinkum
adjective the real thing; true; deadly serious; the best
`This bloke's fair dinkum' (This guy's OK)

fettler
noun A worker on the railway lines

flagon
noun a large bottle (2L to 4L) of wine, usually cheap

flash
adjective showy; ostentatious
'He thinks he's as flash as a rat with a gold tooth!'

freckle
noun the arse; butt cheeks; sphincter
`He's too lazy to get off his freckle'

fridge
noun refrigerator (contraction)
'Grab a coupla tinnies (see) outta the fridge, willya Darl (see)?'

front (someone)
verb face to face
`He fronted him full on'

full on
adjective holding nothing back
`He was just full-on bull****' (that is, full of it)

g'day (pron. `gidday')
interj. greeting; welcome; good to see you (`good day')
`G'day, you old bastard!' (very warm greeting)

get the ****s (with someone)
verb get angry; pissed off (see also `snakey', `dirty')
`The boss got the ****s'

giblets
noun male external reproductive organs
'He dropped his giblets out the front of his daks (see).'

goodies
noun the best bits; the merchandise; female naughty bits
`I got to grope the goodies'

good sport
noun easygoing; agreeable
`He's a ****in' good sport'

grog
noun alcohol; booze

grouse
adjective excellent
`It was a grouse night out'
 
H- L
handbrake
noun the wife; missus; girlfriend; female partner
`The handbrake wouldn't let me'

hit his kick
colloquialism reached into his pocket (usually to pay for a round of drinks)
'Thommo hit his kick and bought us all a beer.'

horrors, the
noun extreme hangover; the DTs; the shakes
'Christ I had the horrors when I woke up this mornin'.'

jumbuck
noun sheep

keg
noun metal drum of beer, usually 5 or 10 gallons, popular at parties and barbies (see)
'They knocked the first keg over by 6.00 and had to get another one from the pub (see)'

knackers
noun testicles (see also `love spuds', `nuts')
`As painful as a wax job on your knackers'

knackered
adjective puzzled ('It's got me knackered'); extremely tired ('I'm knackered')

knock off
colloq to steal
'Some bastard's knocked off me beer!'
Also, to finish work for the day

larrikin
noun harmless prankster; cheeky; irreverent
`My kid's a fair dinkum (see) little larrikin'

lollies
noun sweets; confectionery
`I gave her flowers and lollies'

love spuds
noun testicles (see also `knackers', `nuts')
 
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