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[SandStorm]

Nice stuff mate, but what's with the (see) in a lot of the meanings?
I especially liked the "Dingo, Ernie" one, that was funny!

 

[SandStorm]

So are you joining? Cos postin in this thread automatically makes you a member, unless you are a Yankee.

 

[jag_man_v12]

M-P
mate
noun friend; cobber (see); familiar term of address among men, similar to US `buddy'
`This here's Raysie, me best mate'

mickey
noun vagina; hence 'mickey whisker' = pubic hair OR, colloquially, a very short distance/measurement
'We shaved a mickey whisker off the bottom of the door to get it to fit.'

missus
noun wife; the handbrake (see)
'I took me missus down the pub (see) last night.'

nick
noun nude (see also `nuddie')
`Do you sleep in the nick?'

nightie
noun nightdress
'Saw his missus (see) in her flannelette nightie -- horrible sight!'

nuddy; nuddie
noun nude; (in the) nick (see)

nuts
noun testicles (see also `knackers', `love spuds')
`She kneed me in the nuts!'

old man
noun (usually) father
`Her old man hates me'

Outback (the)
noun bush (see); the remote country areas of Australia
`I've been Outback for a few weeks'

piss
noun alcohol, usually beer
`We were on the piss for three days'

pissed
adjective inebriated; drunk; Note difference from US meaning of 'angry' = 'pissed off'
'Jeez, I was as pissed as a parrot last night!'

pissing down
colloq raining heavily
'It's pissing down out there!'

piss-tank
noun alcoholic; lush; drunk; derro (see)
`Her old man (see) reckons I'm a piss-tank'

press
noun used to compress fleeces in a shearing shed for baling

prezzies; pressies
noun presents; gifts
`I had to buy the handbrake (see) a prezzie'

pub
noun hotel; bar; saloon
`He's on the piss (see) at the pub!'

 

[SandStorm]

I got a good one that belongs in C-D.
Here it is: Tomato sauce = dead horse.

 

[jag_man_v12]

Q-S
quince
noun to do your quince: to lose your temper/patience



Rajah
noun hard-on; stiffy; woody; boner; erection
'I had a Rajah a cat could sharpen his claws on'

rellies
noun relatives
'Had to put up with missus's rellies all ****in' weekend!'

roo dog
noun literally 'kangaroo dog"; large, lean dog originally bred specifically for hunting kangaroos

root
noun or verb intercourse; ****; shag; screw
`I wouldn't mind a root!'
ALSO `I was rooted!' (exhausted; ****ed; shagged; screwed)

roustabout; rouseabout
noun general labourer on a station (farm)

rubbish bin
noun trashcan; garbage can

septic; septic tank
noun An American (affectionately); rhyming slang (Septic tank = Yank)
`Jeez, youse septics are a funny bunch of blokes (see)!'

sheila
noun female; woman
`She's a top sheila!'

**** (itself)
colloq broke down in a major way; beyond repair
My bloody car's **** itself at last!

****house
noun toilet; dunny (see); US='bathroom'
adjective awful; terrible
'I feel totally ****house this mornin'.'

shoots
verb ejaculates
`I shot my load!'

skids
noun (men's) underpants
'He pulled on his skids and daks (see)'

snakey
adjective angry; upset; mean (see also `dirty')
`He's a snakey bastard (qv)'

snatch
noun vagina (from US)

sparkie
noun an electrician

 

[jag_man_v12]

T-Z

thongs
noun rubber sandals (see illus.); also known as `Japanese Riding Boots'

tinnies
noun cans (tins) of beer

undies
noun pl. underwear

wacky weed
colloq marijuana; also 'electric spinach'

wanker
noun chronic masturbator; verb to wank
`I've given up wanking!' (Not really, Kev)

Wellies
noun Wellington boots; galoshes; overshoes

Wet, the
colloq The tropical rainy season, usually December to March
'Cairns is stinkin' bloody hot in the Wet'

woobla
noun; Ab. colloquial wine, usually in a flagon (see) or cask

wowser
noun killjoy; teetotaller; prude; do-gooder
`He's a ****in' wowser'

yabbies
noun small freshwater crayfish (lobster)

yobbo
noun (Latin: yobbus vulgaris); larrikin (see); wanker; piss-tank
`He's a bit of a yobbo'

 

[jag_man_v12]

Originally posted by Jazza
So are you joining? Cos postin in this thread automatically makes you a member, unless you are a Yankee.

I have probably been an Ozzie a lot longer than you probably before you were even a twickle in your dads eye

 

[SandStorm]

Nice work, but are ya joinin?

 

[SandStorm]

Originally posted by jag_man_v12

I have probably been an Ozzie a lot longer than you probably before you were even a twickle in your dads eye

Yeh? How old are ya? Oh, don't worry, I'll check yer profile!

 

[SandStorm]

:haha: I'm 3 years older than you, I'm 48! HA! Well, at least I was born way back in '54.

 

[jag_man_v12]

Originally posted by Jazza
:haha: I'm 3 years older than you, I'm 48! HA! Well, at least I was born way back in '54.

ok you have 3 up on me ok how many states you been to ive been to SA, NSW, VIC , QLD, WA

 

[SandStorm]

I lived in Tas for a while, moved to Vic when I was 6, moved to NSW when I was 13, moved to QLD when I was 19, left home, moved to ACT, moved to NT when I was 33, moved to SA at 39, moved to WA at 41, here I am today in good old Carnarvon. How ya go for that?

 

[jag_man_v12]

Originally posted by Jazza
:haha: I'm 3 years older than you, I'm 48! HA! Well, at least I was born way back in '54.

48 I thought I was the oldest here but it feels good to have somebody a kin in age as we see things a lot different to the young guys in here

 

[SandStorm]

Yeh, I move around a lot, I like to travel with the touring cars, and if I come to a place I like, I simply put myself up there and live there for a while!

 

[jag_man_v12]

at least you in the best state now

 

[SandStorm]

Yeah, I love WA, just cos most of the towns are on the coast, with great food and great tucker.
That's all I care about. Gimme a bit of good grub and a bit of petrol in me car and I'm laughin!

 

[SandStorm]

laughin --->

 

[jag_man_v12]

the aussie exercise block

 

[Shannon]

Originally posted by The Porko
Viper coming to Aus when

The Vipers should arrive in July 2003, followed by the Sebring Cabrio in September and the Durango SUV in 2004.

They will be converted from Left Hand Drive to Right Hand Drive at the 911 Factory in Bayswater, Victoria and if I read right, they are gonna cost $250 000 (a quarter of a million dollars)

 

[Dudebusta]

what a waste of money. whyd anyone pay that much for an underpowered viper?

 

[Shannon]

I don't know, I just discovered that when I was reading my mag and posting what it sayd here

If I win the gold lotto though....:viper:

 

[sliderulz]

Or Someone can nick you one!

 

[sliderulz]

BTW Jazza

It's Australian Denomination

Not Domination

Don't tell Klostro!

 

[Shannon]

Originally posted by sliderulz
Or Someone can nick you one!

Yeah and they've proably got the loudest security system attached

 

[sliderulz]

Probably...Or an imobilizer...Or some security device that'll blow your head off if you try to hotwire it.

 

[SandStorm]

Originally posted by sliderulz
BTW Jazza

It's Australian Denomination

Not Domination

Don't tell Klostro!

No worries! It's a secret then!
BTW, jagman, I fooled you BIG time! I'm only 26!
But I have lived in all those states I mentioned!

 

[SandStorm]

BTW Slide, speaking of Klostro, did you notice who the newest member to GTP is? Klostroblowme, Klostrophobic's long lost brother!

 

[sliderulz]

I know!

But don't you reckon it's just Klostro acting as someone else.

 

[SandStorm]

I was gonna say, it might not be so funny because Klostro could be signed up in 2 or more names!

 

[Dudebusta]

all kloss has to do is look at this and he knows your big secret...good work guys