Pick up lines

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"Hi, When you came in, I thought "Wow, that girl is beautiful", then I thought, "How can I meet her?" So, I've managed to walk over here, without falling down, knocking anyone else down, or spilling my drink. I'm *your name here*", offer her your hand. "Can I get you a drink?"

Makes you seem a bit vulnerable, but you wanted to meet her enough that you got up the stones to talk to her.
Now, the ball is in your court. Better have some interesting, but not canned conversation.

You might also check out the "scam school" podcast on iTunes.
It won't necessarily get you the girl, but some of the scams are pretty good for "breaking the ice"...
 
*lean in and sniff lightly*

"Hey, you smell like you get around!"
 
the most successful pickup line I ever used took me a few drinks to pull off the necessary confidence but holy crap, did it work. I'm normally way too socially awkward to have an easy time picking people up at bars. This was a huge confidence booster for me:

"Hi, how's it going"
*random small talk*
"So, what are you doing later tonight?"
*her response*
"Come home with me"
*her jaw hit the floor*
"So, the weather today was unbelievable, wasn't it?"

I tried it a few times. I've learned that the key is to maintain a pokerface throughout. Even after saying the come home bit, I have to go on as though it was a perfectly normal thing to say. If I laugh, or lose my ****, the whole thing falls apart. It's great at the end of an unsuccessful night of clubbing because if nothing else, it's pretty amusing.
 
That's a little too creepy for around these parts, Obi Wan Kenobi.
 
(call them over with your finger) "See, I made you come with one finger. Imagine what I could do with my whole hand!"
 
noob616
(call them over with your finger) "See, I made you come with just one finger. Imagine what I could do with my whole hand!"
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:lol: I was just about to add that one. Works fiendishly well on waitresses ;).
 
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.

If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?



:D
 
Daniel
Something I took from the "You know you're playin' too much GT4" thread:
"Damn, girl. You got more curves than the Nürburgring". OMB* that was so cheezy

(*OMB - Oh My Buddha)
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Where did he go? I can't find him.
EDIT: Never mind, he just hasn't posted since November.
 
I notice a non-australian girl.
Walk up to her and say.
"Do you have any Australian in you?"
if "no" is the answer back.
Say "do you want some?"
 
I think it'd be pretty obvious if there was an Australian in her while she was standing at the bar. You probably wouldn't even have to ask.

Also what if the answer is yes?
"Oh ok then, just wondering" :lol:
 
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Alex.
I think it'd be pretty obvious if there was an Australian in her while she was standing at the bar. You probably wouldn't even have to ask.

Also what if the answer is yes?
"Oh ok then, just wondering" :lol:
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A better way is to ask if they're tourists. If they are, they will be amazed at how you knew. If they're not, they will often feel like you're suggesting they are not 'hip' and don't fit in - so they'll start justifying themselves to you.

From either reaction you have a lot of stuff to follow on with. Ask them where they're from originally, what brings them here, tell them to chill out about their lack of style that makes them stick out like a sore thumb (in a joking manner, raised eyebrow and sly smile!). WINNER!
 
"Hey, you! C'mere!"

"Nice ass! I can't believe you s*** out'a that thing!"

"Wanna' have breakfast? Shall I phone you, or nudge you?"

@ a Canadian chick - "Hockey sucks! Wanna' bang?"

@ a Mexican chick - "I'd like to smuggle you across the border, IN MY PANTS!"

@ a Australian chick - "I've heard great things about the 'bush' 'down under!'"

@ a Bangkok chick - "Hey, how would you like to bang my..."

@ a French chick - "Let's hope your country isn't the only thing that sucks!"

@ a math nerd chick - "Wanna expand my polynomial?"

@ a Jewish chick - "Can I put out your 'burning bush?'"

@ a maid - "Could you vacuum my lap? That way you'd have a clean place to sit!"
 
Anyone up for an ACTUAL meeting girls advice thread? E.g. people share tips that have been proven to work,we're talking eye contact, the right kind of smile, etc. instead of this chat up line stuff...
 
Read about human body language (what a women does when interested in you); volunteer somewhere that also has women volunteers (e.g. music festivals are good place to start); smile :):dopey:
 

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