Prostate Exam

[barryf1fan]

Witty comments that can be used during prostate exams.
(that is, if you can actually be witty while someone's hand is up your rear.)

1. "Take it easy, Doc -- you're boldly going where no man has gone before."

2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

3. "Can you hear me now?"

4. "Oh boy! That was sphincteriffic!"

5. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?"

6. "You know, in some states, we're now legally married."

7. "You put your left hand in, you pull your left hand out. You do the Hokey Pokey...

8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit!"

10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"

12. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

13. "Deflector shields: Down!"

 

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[Kelly]

 

[Matrixhasu77]

 

[Red Eye Racer]

ROFLMFAO! 👍 Oh the joys of being over 40 eh? sheeesh, I cant wait

 

[RVDNuT374]

 

[SandStorm]

Now that is scary . . . scary, but funny all the same!

 

[LoudMusic]

I shutter to think of actually saying any of that.

 

[Joey D]

Thats quite funny

 

[Gil]

Mostly, you will be saying, to yourself, Oh God pleez let this be over.

 

[Viper_Maniac]