Yeah!TwinTurboJayMan, a vid would have been unbe-freakin-lievable!
TheCrackerIn one of the UK's safari parks (can't remember which one) the Lions have been attacking Smart Cars!![]()
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The Alligator cussed it's mum so it started beef. The python won and ate the 'gator but then the 'gator when into super saiyan mode and blew up the python. Then the alligator died. The end.Jon.Anyway, what the heck was that python thinking?
pupikAm I the only one that feels sorry for the alligator and no remorse for the python?
Alligators pretty much leave you alone, unless you provoke or scare them.
Jon....what the heck was that python thinking?
The Dead Gator Sketch...GTRacer4The Alligator cussed it's mum so it started beef. The python won and ate the 'gator but then the 'gator when into super saiyan mode and blew up the python. Then the alligator died. The end.
Wonder if anyones been dumb enough to take a cross blade inTheCrackerIn one of the UK's safari parks (can't remember which one) the Lions have been attacking Smart Cars!![]()
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Am I the only one who has seen Disney's "The Jungle Book?" Pythons have crazy hypnotic eyes.donbenniNow i'm no scientist but surely it would've taken the python quite a while to get that much alligator into his mouth. Was the alligator asleep/stoned/hungover or something?
FoolKillerAm I the only one who has seen Disney's "The Jungle Book?" Pythons have crazy hypnotic eyes.
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This is how it broke down. The snake gave the gator the crazy eyes and then said, "You are getting very sleepy." Then the gator fell asleep. The snake swallowed the gator whole while it was sleeping and then started on its way.
Once the stomach muscles started trying to crush the gator it woke up and said, "What the hell is going on?" Then it gave a big kick and the already stretched and stressed membranes of the snake's body went POP! Unfortunately the gator, out of instinct, also tried to bite and swallowed a mouthful of stomach acids which it choked to death on.
The snake in severe pain and dying slowly swallowed its own head in order to end its pain.
The End.
Gee whiz, people, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure this stuff out.
Omnissnake probably bit the alligator's underside and suffocated it to death with the rest of its body. duh...
Ouch!ZardozBut that doesn't explain the break-out. The python did not "explode" on its own. I don't think that happens. If it got the gator through its mouth, its digestive system can handle it.
It really looks like the gator came to inside the snake and started thrashing.
Probably - it does have 75% of its body inside another animal...BlakeOuch!But then how did the gator die? Suffocation?
Blake
ZardozBut that doesn't explain the break-out. The python did not "explode" on its own. I don't think that happens. If it got the gator through its mouth, its digestive system can handle it.
It really looks like the gator came to inside the snake and started thrashing.
ZardozBut that doesn't explain the break-out. The python did not "explode" on its own. I don't think that happens. If it got the gator through its mouth, its digestive system can handle it.
It really looks like the gator came to inside the snake and started thrashing.