Ha ha ha, funny.
The line I found humorous, "A magnitude 5 quake can cause considerable damage and a magnitude 6 quake severe damage, though problems are generally far less severe in remote areas and areas with strong building codes." So, when you're out in remote areas ... where there aren't any buildings, there's a slim chance a building will be damage? Imagine that! Oh, and if you're buildings are built to withstand intense quakes, they won't be damaged by severe quakes. I never knew!
CNN ... the news network for really really dense people.