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Jahgee
Is this better?
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This is after a restart, @tbwhhs was the leader before this restart :lol:
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Haha, tb just got the shaft on that one, poor guy.

As for the picture, it looks. marginally better, if anything. There is only so much you can do with a potato cam... :lol:
 
Niku Driver HC
Haha, tb just got the shaft on that one, poor guy.

As for the picture, it looks. marginally better, if anything. There is only so much you can do with a potato cam... :lol:
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A picture taken by an iPhone of a TV screen will only look so good :lol:
 
Niku Driver HC
Ok, time to play Jahgee Roulette; it's like Russian Roulette, but with a higher chance to blow my nog off trying to guess what goes on in your wacky mind... :lol:

  • Round 3: I'll go with the Danger Zone, Jah did say that the race was more aggro than the previous Texas race... :lol:
  • Round 4: Demi Lovato's song - Well, there has to be one offbeat choice in here, right?
  • Round 5: PSY's Gangam Style - Yes, I'm going for the obvious approach because if there's one thing I know about Jahgee, is that he can be predictably crazy when it comes to being memetastic.
  • Round 6: Daft Punk's Get Lucky, the remixed version - Half Portuguese, half French, all clear and fitting song style. The choice writes itself...
  • Round 7: Song 37 with all those singer names because choosing an American song amidst all the existing ones on the list is murderous on my brain
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Harsk100
Here are my suggestions...
  • Round 3: USA- Fade Away, GTA III
  • Why? Because Nostalgia reasons :D
  • Round 4: Canada- Sugar, Francesco Yates featuring Robin Schulz (Stadium Mix)
  • Round 5: South Korea- Passenger, Let Go
  • Round 6: France- Some People, Ocean Drive (Original Mix)
  • Round 7: USA- Spectrum, Shine (Original Mix)

These are my suggestions. I don't mind that any music is played, but I would like these songs which I suggested to be put in the future Video's Rounds.
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Neither of you got a specific song right, but @Niku Driver HC did get Round 5's Artist, which gives him one priority starting pass, which can be used at any track from Fasturd Enduro on. Anyone from here on out who guesses Round 5 can only get the 25 points if they guess the song right. @Niku Driver HC & @Harsk100 can change their guesses now as Round 3 is out

@Niku Driver HC @Michelin @Tired iron @Harsk100 @swiftsmith @Doodle @RACECAR @nascarfan1400 @DCybertron @tbwhhs @BKGlover @Grandea GTR @ScuderiaLucas @Smurfybug @GTRacer22 @rcb929 @Ph1sher @Pezzarinho17 @AudiMan2011 @Gerarghini @optiongamers @Suzumiya @The Stig Farmer @G_Parrilla @RedDragon @Akmuq @Dan @Mike458 @Whitetail @SVX @CSMDuty11 @tankuroded @FrzGT @SonicCharmeleon
 
Well then, I shall change my round 5 guess to PSY's Gentleman, while I have the chance. It's best to bet on a known quantity than shooting blanks...
 
Niku Driver HC
Well then, I shall change my round 5 guess to PSY's Gentleman, while I have the chance. It's best to bet on a known quantity than shooting blanks...
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Forgot to say you also got Round 6's artist, so you have 2 passes. Any other round you did not get the song or artist, same as @Harsk100
 
Jahgee
Forgot to say you also got Round 6's artist, so you have 2 passes. Any other round you did not get the song or artist, same as @Harsk100
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And my new guess for round 5? Is it any good? As for round 6, I'll switch to Daft Punk's "Computerized", maybe PCs are my answer... :lol:
 
Niku Driver HC
And my new guess for round 5? Is it any good? As for round 6, I'll switch to Daft Punk's "Computerized", maybe PCs are my answer... :lol:
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I can't answer guesses on guesses until the next round is posted :lol:, For Round's 4 & 7 I'd recommend switching it up as you have neither the artist nor the song, but that's just my opinion :lol:
 
Jahgee
I can't answer guesses on guesses until the next round is posted :lol:, For Round's 4 & 7 I'd recommend switching it up as you have neither the artist nor the song, but that's just my opinion :lol:
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Oh yeah, there I go again Sanic-ing things up like a nitwit... Disregard that. :lol: As for rounds 4 and 7, there are waaaay too many variables for me to get right, man! How many singers exist in North 'Murica and Canada? About a zillion, I imagine... There's no way for an Euro dude like myself to be that knowledgeable about the American music scene. :lol:
 
Niku Driver HC
Oh yeah, there I go again Sanic-ing things up like a nitwit... Disregard that. :lol: As for rounds 4 and 7, there are waaaay too many variables for me to get right, man! How many singers exist in North 'Murica and Canada? About a zillion, I imagine... There's no way for an Euro dude like myself to be that knowledgeable about the American music scene. :lol:
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Jahgee
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:lol:👍

Ok, that was a good comeback, I have to admit. Fine, I'll give it a shot, you won't get the better of me with media references! I'll won't do it right now though, I need to gather all my brain power if I want to decrypt your ambiguous requirements... :lol:
 
 
*sees Lap 17*

Umm...little insight on what the 🤬 hell happened with me and the 26?
 
Jahgee
Racing incident, there was nowhere for you or @G_Parrilla to go
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I think I'd have rather that crash knocked my car out than crippled it. That's painful to me.

What was going on with the 26 anyway, it never seemed to get up to speed.
 
BKGlover
I think I'd have rather that crash knocked my car out than crippled it. That's painful to me.

What was going on with the 26 anyway, it never seemed to get up to speed.
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I don't actually remember
 
Was a pretty intresting race to watch, i have to admit.
It all goes south pretty quick.

"A crash on the first lap? Already?!"
"This race better- YOU UTTER... MY LEG HAS TRANSFORMED INTO- Oh wait that's my arm. Never trust Dodge drivers, i tell ya..."
"Dan, this is up to you to be the best purple."
"Huh?! Why'd my teammates crash into eachother? Is this some weird tactic? Will this cause a fight in the pits?"
"Oh, so the #179 Ford had to find out why not to trust Dodge drivers, alrighty."
"Dan, we need to do something about this, ya hear? Especially if that blasted purple For- Oh, you don't want any part of me..."
"W-W-W- WHA- WHAT THE HECK DID THAT LIGHT BLUE PONTIAC DO?! AND THE PURPLE FORD- ow. ...WHERE'D THE PONTIAC GO?! HOW'D IT GET TO THE PIT ALREADY?! I DON'T EVEN..."
"Are... Are those two out for good? The Pontiac and the p-Ford?"
"Is it just me or do we also have two sky blue Chevies on our team along with me and Dan being purple Chevies?"
"Wait, no, Dan, i need you! Come back! I don't feel safe here!"
"Wow, first off, way to go boss and Ramboghini- er... Gerarghini for actually winning, but at the same time, i had recovered from two kinda-minor crashes! Ahah! Ahaaah-haaah-haah!"

I think i probably shouldn't mention anything about nuclear crashes in the future, otherwise this'll happen again. ...Unless i'm feeling chaotic.
 
BKGlover
I think I'd have rather that crash knocked my car out than crippled it. That's painful to me.

What was going on with the 26 anyway, it never seemed to get up to speed.
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The #26 crashed with the #50 under caution on lap 2.
 
Round 4 will be posted a little under 16 hours from now, you have until then to make guesses for the instrumental that will be used in the video.
 
The very moment the replay started, i noticed something off with the positions.
I started infront of the pack.
However, normality ensued by Lap 8-9, and i was slowing down.
...Infact, normality ensued so much that i was so far back that i looked like i was infront, to the point where it wasn't even really normality anymore.
"Did someone sabotage my vehicle or something? At this point i'm so focused on asking this question to myself, that i probably won't pay any attention to crashes. Like this one."
Because i didn't pay attention to the crash, i didn't notice that one of the Chevies ended up retiring.
"Note to self: if some driver offers me to be either 1st or 2nd from the starting grid, don't accept that sort of offer twice"
By this point, even the 10th place vehicle got lapped, and i had lost my sense of "who is ahead of who that isn't 1st-9th"
While the replay leaderboard was scrolling past the drivers momentarily, past me noticed that he wanted to get out and eat a sandwich at the pits. Therefore, i try to drive through the entrance, but end up kissing a wall next to it instead, completly ruining my car while damaging another vehicle as a result. But judging by how long the #24 stood in the pit, i assumed my boss wanted a sandwich, too. I couldn't stay long enough to find out, since the car was withdrawn shortly afterwards, and i decided to take a taxi to the nearest pizza place.

While i was away at the pizza place, i missed another crash between a Pontiac and a Chevy driver near the pits, this time Gerarghini and the Whitetail, neither of which were fatal. Unlike my crash. as well as Dan's purple Chevy breaking down, too.

On the bright side, however, the #24 won anyway, while the Chevies are two points ahead of the Fords. Just that it wasn't a good day at all for the Chevies that didn't have a #24 on them.
Ah well, had a few pizzas to eat, atleast. :lol:
 
Ok, I'll change my Round 4 and 6 guesses once again, this time to the following;

  • Round 4 in Korea Land: PSY's Hangover;
  • Round 6 in le France: Daft Punk & Eminem - Harder, Better, Without Me
I'll stick to these two rounds 'till I get 'em both right, god darn it! :mischievous: :lol:

Edit: Also, look at all those laps! 333 laps, that's how you know a track is far too short for less than three-digit-number laps...
 
I got through 20 minutes and can't go any further, also couldn't tell once if it was my car or someone else, but the ticker at no point even showed I existed.
 
Phoenix will be posted the 8th around this time
Auto Club the 12th
and Irwindale the 16th, then Fasturd Enduro work will commence as will the running of as many races as possible
 
tfw I haven't started on my paint yet

They say the best things are saved for last, so ;)
 
Suzumiya
tfw I haven't started on my paint yet

They say the best things are saved for last, so ;)
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You've got 10 days at this point, it'd be wise to start :lol:
 
Niku Driver HC
Ok, I'll change my Round 4 and 6 guesses once again, this time to the following;

  • Round 4 in Korea Land: PSY's Hangover;
  • Round 6 in le France: Daft Punk & Eminem - Harder, Better, Without Me
I'll stick to these two rounds 'till I get 'em both right, god darn it! :mischievous: :lol:

Edit: Also, look at all those laps! 333 laps, that's how you know a track is far too short for less than three-digit-number laps...
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Still not right, another guess opportunity is given to you

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...Never said anything about accepting spots right behind the first two. Atleast it wasn't a spot infront of the last two.
Meanwhile, a blue.... ...Camry i think? Gets magneted into a wall, causes a very pink other-car to crash as well, and then crashes a few more cars, and, after witnessing the tragic news, the purple Ford decides to do a drift.
Afterwards, i dozed off so much, that the white Dodge was right next to me, now i started to wonder if i should get vengeance, if i could get back to a higher position, or if my car was gonna die yet again
After a few laps of being next to the white Dodge, i naturally decided that dozing off yet again for a bit was a good idea.
...zzzz.....
...Oh, right, i was supposed to be recalling the events of a race instead of sleeping.
...Something something, going below 20th, getting lapped by the cars in top top 5, something something...
And then it looked the purple Ford challenged a slate blue Camry to a bullfight in the middle of the race, but really, a vibrant pink Camry was behind it all. How evil of that driver, i like it!
Shortly after, we find out my boss' pit crew forgot to refuel the car, or something along those lines.
The less vibrant pink Camry that crashed earlier, still upset from the crash, tries to crash other non-Glover red Ford. The plan failed.
Then we find out that the pink Pontiac forgets it wanted to enter the pit, right next to said pit.
Near the end, the dark blue Dodge has displayed a valiant effort to fight that #179, but alas, it got foiled.... and... stuf...

....zzzz....
 
Wait a minute, I thought it was Nazareth that had that bridge. I don't remember old Pheonix having it.
 
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