"Oy, Slate-Blue-ish... ...Pontiac? i know that there was a crash next to us and all, but no need to ram even a little! ...Oh, and R.I.P. those others."
"Where'd the leading cars drive off to? Seriously feels like there are three small races going on at once, instead of just one big one..."
"Oh my... ...Good thing i wasn't one or two places behind."
"Hey, two pink cars behind me in the pit, can't you tell apart your color from the other's color? ...That's okay, i occasionally have the same problem with Dan."
"Huh, my place appears to have been divided by a half compared to the last race, i could possibly settle for this and consider that a success"
Also, at this point, i doubt that even a crash would stop that ferocious #179 Ford, and if it attempted to, chances are, a nuclear crash would happen near the end of a race and thus make the Ford win anyway.

And FYI, i do watch the entire race... ...But at 2x speed.