So, how do you talk in real life?

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for one...it's shocking, but i don't have an accent though i grew up in texas. maybe it's because i'm pakistani born? idunno. i'm lazy when i talk, and even more so when i'm in chat, i try to type the way i talk. sounds weird, but @ least i dnt typ lik diz...itz soooo frickin annoyin. m i rite o wat?

i love to joke around when i'm with friends, we're almost always making fun of each other. also, i tend to be sarcastic at times...it never shows in forums though. i gotta know the ppl personally for most of my personality to show. people think i talk big when i try threaten them when they severely offend me, but they never realise that i'm more than capable of beating the crap out of most people despite my small size.

i have a tendency to swear a LOT at times...this is a direct result of taking computer programming classes 3 years in a row while i was in high school...who woulda thought VB could be so friggin frustrating to work with...especially when your teacher couldn't teach if her life depended on it.

i'm also very different when i ge into talking about computers...the way i talk differs with who i'm talking to. if it's someone that doesn't know too much, i dumb it down...but very few ppl know as much about the advanced stuff as i do. the ones that come close, i still have to dumb things down. the same goes with cars...but at least there are tons of people out there that know MUCH more than me.
 
who hazel is non of your business. i may no longer sound like this; my voice tends to vary.
 
I speak in the normal prairie-poop way. Somewhat relaxed with French and English swear words mixed in for flavor. More so now that I'm management. Inflection and facial expression usually further the point I'm making.:mad: :irked: :trouble:
 
Originally posted by Mr. Snowtire
I speak in the normal prairie-poop way. Somewhat relaxed with French and English swear words mixed in for flavor. More so now that I'm management. Inflection and facial expression usually further the point I'm making.:mad: :irked: :trouble:
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Burning them with hot sauté pans is quite effective too. ;) That's just the added bonus to all the swearing.
 
Voice wise.... you know how, sometimes, a male character in an anime is voiced by an adult woman? That's what I sound like. I'm the very personification of the "anime guy with glasses, middle length brown or black hair, and a somewhat girly voice".

As for my speech pattern, it fluctuates.

Sometimes, I slip into talking like Boomhauer from King of the Hill.

Occasionally, I'll go into a light scottish accent, due to the fact that I was raised until about 6 by scottish nannies

Usually, though, I just speak like a normal guy from LA, with one major difference: japanese. Jue to my obsession with Japan, I have a tendency to slip a lot of japanese words into my conversation. I use the japanese equivelant of "damn!" a lot, and often yell the equivelant of "idiot" at people. I also do things like answering the phone, "moshi moshi?", and when someone's at the door, mumble-yelling (something that seems to work only in japanese) "ikemasu", (here I come, or I'm coming, or I'm going, or variations of that).
 

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