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Went to bed at 8am, woke up a few hours later to the sound of a chainsaw outside my balcony. After I realized I wasn't about to die I went back to sleep, now it's off to work.
Why aren't you allowed into the kitchen?I've just woken up. So far I've found no food left by the wife, I'm not allowed in the kitchen so it looks like a trip to KFC is on the cards.
My pills have run out which means I'm going to be the most miserable, short tempered 🤬 when the effect wears off, I've got a few days according to the half life.
It's 11:30 now and I start work at 2 so I have some time to find food and get ready for another boring day at school. Damn you summer holiday give me back my students!!!!
Cut a long story short - I'm a useless cook and my wife has banned me from anything other than getting beer from the fridge.
Cut a long story short - I'm a useless cook and my wife has banned me from anything other than getting beer from the fridge.
I think you should be glad. You no longer have to be in there for anything besides a beer. Which means you don't have to dishes or anything. You lucked out.
Cut a long story short - I'm a useless cook and my wife has banned me from anything other than getting beer from the fridge.
Darn. My lady of interest has a boyfriend. And so does her twin sister. What's up with all the pretty girls being 'taken' these days?? I thought university would be filled with plenty of single ladies to maintain my interest *sigh*