Some stupid saying...

What the **** is up my fly *****es?

Really I do, but in a mock way.

I also mock people as well, or call them sexy etc...

I'm not gay.

Sentence fragments are the ****!

Oh yeah I say that as well, the ****!
 
Originally posted by askia47
i always say "thats so random!" after some one says something stupid in an outburst.
I hate that saying. It makes me cringe every time I hear someone say it.

It's usually followed with a bunch of snickering and confused looks.
 
"**** you", "****erass", "****ing ****erass", "****ing mother****ing ****ing ****erass mother****er"

Actually I don't use the last two very often, I just can't think of anything else I say on a regular basis. I'm sure it's not very entertaining though.
 
I have never repeated anything. There is nothing I have ever said more than once. I use no superfluous utterances. I am all original, incapabale of redundancy.
 
One of my top notch insults which usually get a chukle from other people at the mo is:
"so an so (insert name her) do you find, that people use your name and the phrase 'your a (insert insult here) ****' quite a lot?"

And I'm also kind of over using the phrases 'beautiful' 'georgeuos' and 'you t*t' quite a bit.
 
Originally posted by milefile
I have never repeated anything. There is nothing I have ever said more than once. I use no superfluous utterances. I am all original, incapabale of redundancy.

Also, I think the third "a" in "incapable" is redundant, as is the use of the word "all" in the sentence, because "original" is boolean.

:p Sorry, I couldn't resist. ;)

I tend to use "You've done well!" quite a lot. The great thing about it is that people think they're being complimented when you say it in a sarcastic way because they're making a big deal out of achieving the smallest task. And it's virtually indistinguishable from when you actually are complimenting them.
 
Originally posted by GilesGuthrie


I tend to use "You've done well!" quite a lot. The great thing about it is that people think they're being complimented when you say it in a sarcastic way because they're making a big deal out of achieving the smallest task. And it's virtually indistinguishable from when you actually are complimenting them.

They are starved for approval.
 
Another one today that I realized is trying to be ghetto when you are so incredibly white it's funny. I also say "incredibly" an incredible amount of times.
 
I do this all too often:
:odd:
That look alone requires few words to back it up, but i do it far too often...

Also
"Sweet Deal"
"like"
"umm" (uh, uhhhhiy, etc.)
"dude"
"Well Actually"
 
" its all relative" - everything is intertwined, like fate, how one thing leads to another. "Well, you never did your work, so you failed. Its all relative"

"Crazy" used to replace "cool" (when the girl came out of the TV in the ring) CRAZY!

"Dag, YO!" - replaces "wow" or "holy $#it!" Its kinda odd, seeing how i'm an Anti-ricer I dont mean that as racist. "Dag yo, you just fell 3 stories and bounced 3 feet into the air!"
 
I tend to say "holy ****" for the more random things in a load and obnoxious voice... Especially for things that should never invoke a holy ****... like realizing i have finished about half a bottle of vodka, that its almost monday, and that 2 o'clock has come fairly quickly...
 
"and this concerns me, why"
"Have you lost your damn miind?"

I also actually growled at a doctor yesterday. He was trying to take a chart I was actively working in at the moment. I thought that was a bit rude so I started a low rumbly Rottweiler type growl. He decided it would be good to come back to my chart after I was done.:lol:
 
For some reason i keep saying C'HAMONE MOTHER ****ER :odd:
 
Originally posted by Gil
"and this concerns me, why"
"Have you lost your damn miind?"

I also actually growled at a doctor yesterday. He was trying to take a chart I was actively working in at the moment. I thought that was a bit rude so I started a low rumbly Rottweiler type growl. He decided it would be good to come back to my chart after I was done.:lol:

:lol: Wow...Gil growls?

I tend to say:

"...true story"
"...sounds like a personal problem"

are the only two I can think of right now..
 
I believe this topic already exists. But what te hell?

"hoorah!"
"That's amazing" <-- The way i say it makes it uiquely my phrase.
"Hello, and welcome to Ahnold's pissa shop, my name is Ahnold, I'm going to go kill some pepperoni, augh!" <-- In an Arnold Scwarzenegger voice.
 
Originally posted by Pako
:lol: Wow...Gil growls?

YES, but only when I don't think words will do the job.

This particular doc, has no patience, and wants stuff "right this second".

As a result, when he "shows his ass" (a southern term for "acting a fool"). I get all "urban", until he trots out his "good manners".(OMG, I think I may have pissed off the Huge Black man. They EAT little jewish doctors on toast with kosher mustard, don't they?")

Don't you believe that doctors can't be trained to be almost human. Especially if they think they are first in line for the massive "smackdown" or an embarassing "dress-down" in the hall in front of God and everybody.

It has become common knowledge that I have two other jobs. AND the Chief of the Medical Staff likes me. So, I have a rather long tether as far as my "handling of doctors" goes.
 

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