Southern Cali People! A favor is needed Please!

[bustwave.]

Im asking any Socal-er to please do this survey. Im doin somone a survey to get in some data for his project in his college class. Please it will be greatly appreciated.

And actually, People of the U S of A to give some feed back, I guess to get a little bit of variety even though I was asked to have it only for California based poeple.

Thanks in advance.

"
Loosely translate the following conversations into slang that’s familiar to you.


A: Hello.
B: Hi, how are you?
A: I am doing well; in fact, I just got a job the other day.
B: Congratulations.

A: Excuse me, how was the test in math today?
B: It was very difficult.
A: That’s bad.
B: I know.

A: Those are very oversized wheels on that automobile.
B: I think it looks great.
A: How much do you think it cost that person?
B: A large amount, I surmise.

A: I just broke up with my girlfriend, got into an accident, and my bills are due.
B: I feel bad for you. Let’s drink alcohol and get intoxicated.
A: Okay, that is a good idea.

A: Wow, there are so many people at this party.
B: It’s a good thing I wore fashionable clothing.
A: Well, I think you don’t look good tonight.
B: I hate you.

A: I’m going to purchase more marijuana this weekend from Sampson.
B: He gives me discounts when I obtain large amounts.
A: Really? I will have to ask him about this.

A: My friends and I are going to Denny’s right now; I’m very hungry.
B: That sounds like a great idea. May I go with you?
A: No. Whenever we eat, you never pay.


"

 

[Omnis]

My "slang" amongst friends; South Florida:

A: Hey.
B: Hey, what's up?
A: I'm doing well; in fact, I just got a job the other day.
B: Cool./Congratulations.

A: Hey, how was the test in math today?
B: It was real/really hard.
A: Damn it, man/For real?.
B: Yeah, I know/Word.

A: Dude, look at those bigass rims.
B: Those look pretty fresh.
A: How much do you think they were?
B: A lot, I bet/probably.

A: I just broke up with my girlfriend, got into an accident, and my bills are due.
B: Wow, that sucks. Let’s go get drunk. (wtf kind of response is that, anyway?)
A: Okay, good idea.

A: Wow, this party is packed.
B: Good thing I don't look like an asshole.
A: Yeah, right.
B: Shut up, face.

A: I’m gonna buy some more weed from Sampson this weekend.
B: He gives me discounts when I buy in large amounts.
A: Really? I'll have to ask him about this.

A: My friends and I are going to Denny’s; I’m starving.
B: For real? Can I come too?
A: No. We're always stuck footing your bill.

 

[Master_Yoda]

So us, Norcal can't do it? damn...

 

[Omnis]

So us, Norcal can't do it? damn...

Wow.


He said people from the USA can do it if they want to. I'm from South Florida, as specified. Just be sure to mark your thing for his sake.

 

[TheCracker]

Im asking any Socal-er to please do this survey. Im doin somone a survey to get in some data for his project in his college class. Please it will be greatly appreciated.

And actually, People of the U S of A to give some feed back, I guess to get a little bit of variety even though I was asked to have it only for California based poeple.

Thanks in advance.

"
Loosely translate the following conversations into slang that’s familiar to you.


A: Hello.
B: Hi, how are you?
A: I am doing well; in fact, I just got a job the other day.
B: Congratulations.

A: Excuse me, how was the test in math today?
B: It was very difficult.
A: That’s bad.
B: I know.

A: Those are very oversized wheels on that automobile.
B: I think it looks great.
A: How much do you think it cost that person?
B: A large amount, I surmise.

A: I just broke up with my girlfriend, got into an accident, and my bills are due.
B: I feel bad for you. Let’s drink alcohol and get intoxicated.
A: Okay, that is a good idea.

A: Wow, there are so many people at this party.
B: It’s a good thing I wore fashionable clothing.
A: Well, I think you don’t look good tonight.
B: I hate you.

A: I’m going to purchase more marijuana this weekend from Sampson.
B: He gives me discounts when I obtain large amounts.
A: Really? I will have to ask him about this.

A: My friends and I are going to Denny’s right now; I’m very hungry.
B: That sounds like a great idea. May I go with you?
A: No. Whenever we eat, you never pay.


"

This is exactly how i speak!

 

[Mclaren_Man]

I aint from America but here is an aussie translation just for fun:

A: G day
B: hey mate how ya going
A: yea not bad mate, I managed to find me-self another job.
B: oh yea sounds all right. well done mate

A: Oi mate, how was that maths test today?
B: Mate I was bloody screwed, no idea
A: serious? that aint cool
B: yea no S*it hey.

A: Check out that guy with his mags
B: Yea not bad hey,
A: that would of set him back a fair bit
B: yea i reckon hey

A: I just split with the Mrs, crashed my car and my bills are due
B: S*it man sounds like we need a night out on the piss
A: Sounds like a plan

A: wow this place is going off
B: lucky you are all dolled up then
A: Whatever man, you look like a bogan
B: piss off mate

A: Im gonna get hooked up with some weed this weekend
B: he gives me more change when i get loads of it
A: For real? Ill hold you to that

A: We're heading to denny's now, we're starving
B: sounds cool, mind if I tag along
A: No way man you're a tight ass you dont pay


That is not meant to be funny, that is seriously how I would translate all of that convo when I am talking, when writing (like when I post) I try to keep the language pretty 'normal' but when I talk it just happens....

 

[Master_Yoda]

Wow.


He said people from the USA can do it if they want to. I'm from South Florida, as specified. Just be sure to mark your thing for his sake.

Okie Dokie then. I'm really tiard now, but can't sleep, and can't think >.<

A: Sup?
B: Not much, you?
A: good; and if i remember correctly, i just got a job the other day.
B:Congradufrickenlations

A: soo...., how was that damn math test the other day?
B: Gai
A: HAHA
B: ****

A: Hey look at that ricer!
B: w00t i want one
A: How much dope do you think you have to sell to get one of those?
B: More then Zack has. (friend that at my school that got expelled for selling dope)

A: I'm all screwed up, i have like a billion things that just happened to me.
B: Go get drunk and laied abd come back here the next day and give me a hug
A: Your now on the 5th layer of hell, i love you!

A: It''s like China in hear
B: So thats why it makes me look good.
A: You look GREEEAAT!
B: Go screw a cow

A: Zacks gonna hit me up this weekend.
B: I get the 4 finger discount.
A:WTF is that?
B: n00b

A: Where going to Dennys, at least thats where i think where going.
B: I'm comen
A: Hell no, you don't pay.

 

[DQuaN]

You say "n00b" in everyday conversations?

 

[Omnis]

I wonder if his enunciation is as bad as his spelling. <_<

 

[Gen.]

Saying "n00b" in real life is just sad.

@Mclaren_Man: Oh god that is true.
Except, Denny's would be Maccas

 

[TheCracker]

This is how we would say it in england:

A: Good day sir.
B: Good day to you too young man, are you well?
A: Yes i an well thank you for asking; in fact, I have just started a new career.
B: Well done that man!

A: Excuse me, how was the mathmatics examination today?
B: It was quite perplexing.
A: Oh dear, that’s not very good.
B: I know it's not very good at all.

A: Has that man fitted metal cart wheels to his automobile?
B: Yes, I think it looks god awful!
A: Do you think that person's family will go without supper tonight?
B: I suspect he's one of those tasteless nouveau riche chaps.

A: I have recently broke up with my good lady friend, got into an scuffle, and my bills are due.
B: I feel bad for you. Let’s drink alcohol and get intoxicated.
A: Great, that's a damn fine idea old chap!

A: Crikey, there are so many people at this dance.
B: It’s a good thing I am wearing fashionable attire.
A: Well, I think you look like a cad and a bounder tonight.
B: How dare you!, i challange you to a dual at dawn.

A: I’m going to purchase some more opium this weekend from Mr Sampson.
B: He gives me a favourable deal when I obtain large amounts.
A: Really? I will have to confront him about this.

A: My friends and I are going to Mrs Miggin's Pie Shop shortly; I’m quite peckish.
B: That sounds like a super idea. Might I go with you?
A: No. You are a pauper sir, and never bring your purse.

 

[Jay]

I aint from America but here is an aussie translation just for fun:

A: G day
B: hey mate how ya going
A: yea not bad mate, I managed to find me-self another job.
B: oh yea sounds all right. well done mate

A: Oi mate, how was that maths test today?
B: Mate I was bloody screwed, no idea
A: serious? that aint cool
B: yea no S*it hey.

A: Check out that guy with his mags
B: Yea not bad hey,
A: that would of set him back a fair bit
B: yea i reckon hey

A: I just split with the Mrs, crashed my car and my bills are due
B: S*it man sounds like we need a night out on the piss
A: Sounds like a plan

A: wow this place is going off
B: lucky you are all dolled up then
A: Whatever man, you look like a bogan
B: piss off mate

A: Im gonna get hooked up with some weed this weekend
B: he gives me more change when i get loads of it
A: For real? Ill hold you to that

A: We're heading to denny's now, we're starving
B: sounds cool, mind if I tag along
A: No way man you're a tight ass you dont pay


That is not meant to be funny, that is seriously how I would translate all of that convo when I am talking, when writing (like when I post) I try to keep the language pretty 'normal' but when I talk it just happens....

Oh god, I never say 'G day', and don't even use the word 'mate' especially 3 sentences in a row .

but the rest of it seems about right of what I would say.

 

[Dave A]

This is how we would say it in england:

A: Good day sir.
B: Good day to you too young man, are you well?
A: Yes i an well thank you for asking; in fact, I have just started a new career.
B: Well done that man!

A: Excuse me, how was the mathmatics examination today?
B: It was quite perplexing.
A: Oh dear, that’s not very good.
B: I know it's not very good at all.

A: Has that man fitted metal cart wheels to his automobile?
B: Yes, I think it looks god awful!
A: Do you think that person's family will go without supper tonight?
B: I suspect he's one of those tasteless nouveau riche chaps.

A: I have recently broke up with my good lady friend, got into an scuffle, and my bills are due.
B: I feel bad for you. Let’s drink alcohol and get intoxicated.
A: Great, that's a damn fine idea old chap!

A: Crikey, there are so many people at this dance.
B: It’s a good thing I am wearing fashionable attire.
A: Well, I think you look like a cad and a bounder tonight.
B: How dare you!, i challange you to a dual at dawn.

A: I’m going to purchase some more opium this weekend from Mr Sampson.
B: He gives me a favourable deal when I obtain large amounts.
A: Really? I will have to confront him about this.

A: My friends and I are going to Mrs Miggin's Pie Shop shortly; I’m quite peckish.
B: That sounds like a super idea. Might I go with you?
A: No. You are a pauper sir, and never bring your purse.

 

[Omnis]

Actually, I'll call people noobs from time to time. N00b, though... no.

 

[daan]

This is how we would say it in england:

Absolutely spiffing post there my good sir.

 

[TheCracker]

Absolutely spiffing post there my good sir.

Well thank you kind sir, toodle pip!

 

[Danoff]

I haven't been in so-cal long.

A: Hello.
B: Hi, how are you?
A: I am doing well; in fact, I just got a job the other day.
B: Congratulations.

A: Sup Yo?!!
B: What the dilliyo?
A: Boss (does anyone use that anymore?); got me a 9-5
B: Crunk!


How I'd say it.

A: Hey
B: How's it going?
A: Ok, just got a job.
B: Sweet.

A: Excuse me, how was the test in math today?
B: It was very difficult.
A: That&#8217;s bad.
B: I know.

A: Bro, didja bomb or what?
B: Bombage
A: Suck!
B: Right?

How I'd say it

A: How was the math test?
B: Tough.
A: That sucks.
B: Yea.

A: Those are very oversized wheels on that automobile.
B: I think it looks great.
A: How much do you think it cost that person?
B: A large amount, I surmise.

A: Sweet rims!
B: Bling Bling Baby!
A: True dat!
(see, shorter when using slang)

How I'd say it.

A: Those are huge rims.
B: I think it looks good.
A: How much do you think it cost?
B: A lot.

A: I just broke up with my girlfriend, got into an accident, and my bills are due.
B: I feel bad for you. Let&#8217;s drink alcohol and get intoxicated.
A: Okay, that is a good idea.

A: Dude, I just dumped my b*tch, wrecked my ride, and have to shell out for my rock.
B: Suck. Let's get pissed! (B is scottish this time)
A: Ballz!

How I'd say it (if I had to say it)

A: I just broke up, get in an accident, and my bills are due.
B: That sucks. Let's get drunk.
A: Ok.

A: Wow, there are so many people at this party.
B: It&#8217;s a good thing I wore fashionable clothing.
A: Well, I think you don&#8217;t look good tonight.
B: I hate you.

A: That party was OFF DA HOOK!
B: Good thing I was pimpin'.
A: You look like ass dude!
B: Don't hate the playa, hate the game moth****cker.

How I'd say it.

A: There are a ton of people here.
B: It's a good thing I look good.
A: No you don't!
B: You suck.

A: I&#8217;m going to purchase more marijuana this weekend from Sampson.
B: He gives me discounts when I obtain large amounts.
A: Really? I will have to ask him about this.

A: Dude, I'm gonna toke up on a fat blunt on the hookup from Sampson!!
B: Brotha always hooks me up when I stock up.
A: Fo Shizzle?
(I suck at this)

How I'd say it

A: I'm going to get some weed from Sampson.
B: He always cuts me a break when I order a bunch.
A: He needs to hook me up.

(^^ somehow drugs need a little more slang than usual)

A: My friends and I are going to Denny&#8217;s right now; I&#8217;m very hungry.
B: That sounds like a great idea. May I go with you?
A: No. Whenever we eat, you never pay.

A: I'm riddin wid the crew to get some sustinence. (that's right, sustinence)
B: Dope, I'm in.
A: **** you dood, you never lay out the cabbage. (that's right, cabbage)

How I'd say it.

A: The group is going to Denny's, I'm starving.
B: Sounds great, can I join?
A: Only if you have cash. I'm not covering you again.

 

[MagpieRacer]

This is how it would be with ma homies down in the south east of Engerland!

A: Alright/Hey
B: Alright, whats up?
A: Nothing much, just got meself a job the other day.
B: Nice one!

A: Hey, how was the math test today?
B: Pretty difficult
A: That sucks.
B: Yeah, ah well.

A: Those rims suck.
B: I think it looks alright
A: How much would you say they were?
B: Probably a fair bit i should imagine.

A: I just split with my girlfriend, and all the bills are due.
B: Thats too bad man, lets go get hammered.
A: sounds good to me.

A: **** me, this partys got a fair few peeps in it.
B: Good thing i wore my good clothes.
A: You could look better mind..
B: **** you..

A: Im gonna get some more marijuana from my pal soon
B: I get discounts the more i get..
A: Yeah? il have to ask him about that..

A: We are all off to dennys tonight for some grub
B: Sweet, mind if i join?
A: Dude you never pay when we go out to eat so no...

 

[HondaRacer]

...

Hilarious!

 

[Danny]

This is how we would say it in england:

A: Good day sir.
B: Good day to you too young man, are you well?
A: Yes i an well thank you for asking; in fact, I have just started a new career.
B: Well done that man!

A: Excuse me, how was the mathmatics examination today?
B: It was quite perplexing.
A: Oh dear, that’s not very good.
B: I know it's not very good at all.

A: Has that man fitted metal cart wheels to his automobile?
B: Yes, I think it looks god awful!
A: Do you think that person's family will go without supper tonight?
B: I suspect he's one of those tasteless nouveau riche chaps.

A: I have recently broke up with my good lady friend, got into an scuffle, and my bills are due.
B: I feel bad for you. Let’s drink alcohol and get intoxicated.
A: Great, that's a damn fine idea old chap!

A: Crikey, there are so many people at this dance.
B: It’s a good thing I am wearing fashionable attire.
A: Well, I think you look like a cad and a bounder tonight.
B: How dare you!, i challange you to a dual at dawn.

A: I’m going to purchase some more opium this weekend from Mr Sampson.
B: He gives me a favourable deal when I obtain large amounts.
A: Really? I will have to confront him about this.

A: My friends and I are going to Mrs Miggin's Pie Shop shortly; I’m quite peckish.
B: That sounds like a super idea. Might I go with you?
A: No. You are a pauper sir, and never bring your purse.

It's good to know we're all the same...


I'd say it as thus.

*snip* Ultrabeat, please don't post incredibly long binary. Thanks.

 

[Max Powers]

I'm from Pittsburgh, Pa.


A: Hello.
B: Hi, how are you?
A: I am doing well; in fact, I just got a job the other day.
B: Congratulations.

A: Hey
B: How's it goin?
A: Good, I just got a job.
B: Tight.

A: Excuse me, how was the test in math today?
B: It was very difficult.
A: That’s bad.
B: I know.

A: Yo, how was that math test
B: It raped me
A: That blows

A: Those are very oversized wheels on that automobile.
B: I think it looks great.
A: How much do you think it cost that person?
B: A large amount, I surmise.

A: Those rims are huge
B: They look good
A: How many bills you think they cost?
B: Probably a ****load

A: I just broke up with my girlfriend, got into an accident, and my bills are due.
B: I feel bad for you. Let’s drink alcohol and get intoxicated.
A: Okay, that is a good idea.

A: I just broke up w/ my broad, wrecked my ride, and I gotta pay the man.
B: Lame, let's get ****boxed.
A: Ok.

A: Wow, there are so many people at this party.
B: It’s a good thing I wore fashionable clothing.
A: Well, I think you don’t look good tonight.
B: I hate you.

A: There are lots of heads here
B: Good thing I wore my nice clothes
A: You look like a tool, dude
B: **** off

A: I’m going to purchase more marijuana this weekend from Sampson.
B: He gives me discounts when I obtain large amounts.
A: Really? I will have to ask him about this.

A: I gotta grip up more trees this weekend from Sampson
B: He hooks it up when you buy a lot

A: My friends and I are going to Denny’s right now; I’m very hungry.
B: That sounds like a great idea. May I go with you?
A: No. Whenever we eat, you never pay.

A: We're goin' to Dennys.
B: Eww, Denny's, I don't want to go there.
A: Good, you never pay anyway.

 

[Cosmic]

Saying "n00b" in real life is just sad.

By judging where he lives, he does hear the word 'n00b' alot. He's affected by his virtual environment
and he's also surrounded by people shouting 'noob' at each other.
SARCASM
So be patient.

 

[Sage]

Native southern Californian.

A: Hello.
B: Hi, how are you?
A: I am doing well; in fact, I just got a job the other day.
B: Congratulations.

A: Hey.
B: How&#8217;re you doin&#8217;?
A: Fine. In fact, I just got a job the other day.
B: Cool.

A: Excuse me, how was the test in math today?
B: It was very difficult.
A: That&#8217;s bad.
B: I know.

A: Hey, how was the math test?
B: Hard.
A: Oh, ouch.
B: Yeah.

A: Those are very oversized wheels on that automobile.
B: I think it looks great.
A: How much do you think it cost that person?
B: A large amount, I surmise.

A: Those wheels are too damn big.
B: I think it looks fine.
A: How much do you think that cost?
B: Too much.

A: I just broke up with my girlfriend, got into an accident, and my bills are due.
B: I feel bad for you. Let&#8217;s drink alcohol and get intoxicated.
A: Okay, that is a good idea.

A: I just broke up with my girlfriend, got into a stupid crash, and I have to pay my bills.
B: Ouch, sorry&#8230; wanna get wasted?
A: Yeah, sure.

A: Wow, there are so many people at this party.
B: It&#8217;s a good thing I wore fashionable clothing.
A: Well, I think you don&#8217;t look good tonight.
B: I hate you.

A: Wow, there&#8217;s so many people here.
B: At least I look good.
A: Yeah, sure.
B: Ass.

A: I&#8217;m going to purchase more marijuana this weekend from Sampson.
B: He gives me discounts when I obtain large amounts.
A: Really? I will have to ask him about this.

A: I&#8217;m gonna get some weed from Sampson.
B: He gives discounts if you buy a lot.
A: Really? Cool.
(This one&#8217;s a little awkward, since it&#8217;s a whole &#8217;nother crowd that would be talking about this.)

A: My friends and I are going to Denny&#8217;s right now; I&#8217;m very hungry.
B: That sounds like a great idea. May I go with you?
A: No. Whenever we eat, you never pay.

A: We&#8217;re gonna go to Denny&#8217;s now.
B: Cool &#8211; can I come?
A: Only if you don&#8217;t cheap out on us again.


Generally, southern Californian teens will also tack on &#8220;dude&#8221; and &#8220;man&#8221; to the end of a clause (as in That sucks, man), but as you can tell, I refuse to do that. Otherwise, my dialect is pretty typical of someone here who isn&#8217;t trying to be gansta or surfer dude or anything like that.

 

[amp88]

Scottish, Glasgow(-ish) area, but not a weegie.

A: Hello.
B: Hi, how are you?
A: I am doing well; in fact, I just got a job the other day.
B: Congratulations.

Alright?
Alright, how you doing?
Aye, not bad, I got a job the other day.
Well done, mate.

A: Excuse me, how was the test in math today?
B: It was very difficult.
A: That’s bad.
B: I know.

Haw, Jimmy, how was that test today in maths?
Solid.
Damn
Aye

A: Those are very oversized wheels on that automobile.
B: I think it looks great.
A: How much do you think it cost that person?
B: A large amount, I surmise.

Huge wheels on that car.
Aye, looks good.
How much, d'you think?
A sh**load.

A: I just broke up with my girlfriend, got into an accident, and my bills are due.
B: I feel bad for you. Let’s drink alcohol and get intoxicated.
A: Okay, that is a good idea.

Just left ma bird, had an accident and I've got the bills to pay.
Och, that's terrible. Let's go out and get p***ed.
Ok.

A: Wow, there are so many people at this party.
B: It’s a good thing I wore fashionable clothing.
A: Well, I think you don’t look good tonight.
B: I hate you.

It's packed in here
It's a good job I broke out ma Kappa tracky ( )
I don't hink it looks that good
**** you.

A: I’m going to purchase more marijuana this weekend from Sampson.
B: He gives me discounts when I obtain large amounts.
A: Really? I will have to ask him about this.

I'm away to get some weed from Sampson this weekend.
I get it cheap when I buy in bulk.
Aye? I'll need to have a word.

A: My friends and I are going to Denny’s right now; I’m very hungry.
B: That sounds like a great idea. May I go with you?
A: No. Whenever we eat, you never pay.

We're off to the chippy, we're starving.
Good idea, I'll come with you.
Naw. We're always paying for you.

 

[amp88]

This is how we would say it in england:

...

Capital post, sir!

 

[Omnis]

Haw, Jimmy, how was that test today in maths?
Solid.
Damn
Aye

For some reason, that made me burst out laughing.

 

[ExigeEvan]

As everyone else is throwing in their own version I figure I will.

Some very Pidgeon Welsh (believe it or not we do speak some... just not much at all.) and South Walian/ Swansea 'Jack'.

A: Hello.
B: Hi, how are you?
A: I am doing well; in fact, I just got a job the other day.
B: Congratulations.

A: Alrite?
B: Yeah, a ti?
A:Good thanks, got a job the other day.
B: Nice one.

A: Excuse me, how was the test in math today?
B: It was very difficult.
A: That&#8217;s bad.
B: I know.

A: What was the maths test like?
B: Hard.
A: Damn.
B: Yeah.

A: Those are very oversized wheels on that automobile.
B: I think it looks great.
A: How much do you think it cost that person?
B: A large amount, I surmise.

A: Look at the rims on that car.
B: They look great, they do.
A: Where do you reckon they nicked them from?
B: Sketty I bet.

A: I just broke up with my girlfriend, got into an accident, and my bills are due.
B: I feel bad for you. Let&#8217;s drink alcohol and get intoxicated.
A: Okay, that is a good idea.

A:I just dumped my misses, I've crashed my car and now the bills are piling up.
B: That sucks. Fancy a piss-up?
A: Sounds great.

A: Wow, there are so many people at this party.
B: It&#8217;s a good thing I wore fashionable clothing.
A: Well, I think you don&#8217;t look good tonight.
B: I hate you.

A: It's bloody packed in here/ It's like a cattle market.
B: Good thing I'm look my best.
A: You look like s*** mate.
B: Git.

A: I&#8217;m going to purchase more marijuana this weekend from Sampson.
B: He gives me discounts when I obtain large amounts.
A: Really? I will have to ask him about this.

A: I'm gona get some weed from Sampson this weekend.
B: If you buy loads he gives it to ya cheap.
A: B*******. He's never done that to me.

A: My friends and I are going to Denny&#8217;s right now; I&#8217;m very hungry.
B: That sounds like a great idea. May I go with you?
A: No. Whenever we eat, you never pay.

A: Me and the boys are goin to Denny's in abit. We're starvin.
B: Sounds good. Mind if I tag along?
A: No way. Whenever we go to dodge the bill.


Okay, so not much Welsh, at all.

 

[Seanman]

I've been living in near the beach in Orange County since I was about 9, yet I don't use surfer talk...that much.

A: Hey
B: Hey, what's up?
A: Not much, I just got a job.
B: Awesome

A: Dude, how was the math test?
B: It sucked.
A: Dammit.
B: Tell me about it.

A: That car's rims are ridiculous.
B: I think its pretty cool.
A: How much does that cost?
B: An arm and a nut.

A: My girl and I just split up, I just got hit by a car, and I'm this deep in ****.
B: That sucks, let's go get wasted.
A: Alright.

A: Man, this party's too crowded.
B: At least I didn't dress like a freak.
A: Riiiiiight.
B: Shut up.

A: II'm gonna go score some pot from Sampson.
B: Its cheaper when you buy a lot.
A: Really? Awesome..

A: We're going to Denny's, I'm starving.
B: Cool, can I come?
A: Hell no, you cheapskate.

 

[bustwave.]

Whoo didn't know I'd get this much feedback! Thanks a bunch guys! I also sent him those non-usa ones, but he said he might use them anyways. Good Stuff again guys!

If anyone still wants to do it, be my guest, more data, better project. Thanks!

 

[Joey D]

This is how I talk more or less, and I'm from Michigan..southern Michigan

A: Hello.
B: Hi, how are you?
A: I am doing well; in fact, I just got a job the other day.
B: Congratulations.

A: Yo [name] whats up?
B: Hey buddy whats up?
A: I'm pretty good, I got a job the other day
B: Sweet, where at?

A: Excuse me, how was the test in math today?
B: It was very difficult.
A: That’s bad.
B: I know.

A: Hey, how was that math test?
B: It was hard as hell
A: You're sh**ing me?
B: I sh** you not.

A: Those are very oversized wheels on that automobile.
B: I think it looks great.
A: How much do you think it cost that person?
B: A large amount, I surmise.

A: That {insert car name} is rollin on dubs
B: Looks pretty pimp
A: What do you think that set em back?
B: A left kidney

A: I just broke up with my girlfriend, got into an accident, and my bills are due.
B: I feel bad for you. Let’s drink alcohol and get intoxicated.
A: Okay, that is a good idea.

A: Me and {insert name} are no longer together, I crashed my car, and I have bills I can't pay
B: I feel ya on that one. Let's get wasted!
A: Sounds good!

A: Wow, there are so many people at this party.
B: It’s a good thing I wore fashionable clothing.
A: Well, I think you don’t look good tonight.
B: I hate you.

A: Damn this party's jumping
B: No kidding, I busted out my pimp clothes tonight. (points to popped collar and pink shirt)
A: You look like a douchebag
B: **** you, dude

A: I’m going to purchase more marijuana this weekend from Sampson.
B: He gives me discounts when I obtain large amounts.
A: Really? I will have to ask him about this.

A: I'm going to score some weed from my guy
B: He gives me a deal when I stock up
A: No sh**? I'll have to ask em bout that

A: My friends and I are going to Denny’s right now; I’m very hungry.
B: That sounds like a great idea. May I go with you?
A: No. Whenever we eat, you never pay.

A: Hey we're going to Denny's, I'm hungry as hell
B: Sweet, mind if I come?
A: No. Whenever we go somewhere your cheap ass never pays.