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(Just for fun) What is the best tuner?

  • Mopar

    Votes: 7 13.0%

  • Amuse

    Votes: 15 27.8%

  • Spoon

    Votes: 8 14.8%

  • RUF

    Votes: 10 18.5%

  • Nismo

    Votes: 22 40.7%

  • Other

    Votes: 16 29.6%
  • Total voters
    54
MOPARbarrett5

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Use anything from the world of Gran Turismo to make an ad about, the cars, tracks, online events whatever. Here is mine

The most interesting team in the world Mopars do not wreck they alternatively brake Mopars can not race, that implies the possibly of losing they only win. Mopars only have 1 hand the upper hand. Gas does not leave Mopars purely out of respect. Mopar is the most interesting team in the world Stay racing my friends. Please race responsibly.
 
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MOPARbarrett5
The most interesting team in the world Mopars do not wreck they alternatively brake Mopars can not race, that implies the possibly of losing they only win. Mopars only have 1 hand the upper hand. Gas does not leave Mopars purely out of respect. Mopar is the most interesting team in the world Stay racing my friends. Please race responsibly.
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That is using what from the world of Gran Turismo exactly?
 
I got one. This one goes out to all the 8 year olds that play/ruin this game.


Tired of losing to someone twice your age? Wouldn't you like to get back at them with an incredibly obnoxious and broken experimental project? Enter the Gran Turismo Red Bull X2011, an incredibly unrealistic R&D project packing 1,500+HP from a tiny 3.2L V6. Still doesn't sound cheap enough? How about the ability to lap the Nurburgring in under 4 minutes while reaching 9+G's in corners? Still not convinced? How about a 300+MPH top speed? Now you're interested. I can see it in your eyes, you speed demon you.

Now everyone will know your age before even asking you, when they see you roll up in this fantastical piece of junk. The X2011, another way of saying "I'm too young and talentless to be playing GT5!"
 
"Tired of friends, or having interesting conversations with other racers? Really? Well, are you also interested in becoming a more obnoxious racer? Then there's just one place for you - the "ABS 0" club. Here you'll meet members just like you, who look down on other, more friendly, enjoyable racers; and take pride in the fact that they're the only one in their lobby, since others can't take up the challenge of "ABS 0" (translate: "Mental Energy: 0").

See you there!"
 
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No need to scavenge for them, they're all over the place, blocking any visible trace of an actually good racing room! Simply enter, and you'll find that only the finest Call of Duty trickshotter is hosting this great room, riding in his retina-tearing Enzo. You'll also find 5 year old Timmy, some stoned guy blasting 2 Chainz over his microphone, a cop that's always AFK, and the beloved Tank Car driver!

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Mopar is the race team for Chrysler. Look it up online plenty of great videos. I am running the video game version of that.
 
I know what Mopar is, i'm still at a loss what you're on about though except that clearly you're a big fan of them.
 
Yes I am a big fan. I created Mopar in GT5 so that the other big fans of Mopar have a team to race on (even if it is just in a video game)
 
I'll give this a go..

Are you tired of the speed of life? Does the world go by too fast for you to comprehend it exists? Are you looking for utter simplicity that you can drive? If you said yes to any of those, you may want to look into a Citroen 2CV!!! Standard features include: seats! Hand operated opening side windows! A steering wheel! And two squeaky pedals! Drive at speeds barely eclipsing 60mph! Hope that the brakes will stop you at the next intersection! Drive a 2CV today!!!!!
 
ZDUPH
Tired of losing to someone twice your age? Wouldn't you like to get back at them with an incredibly obnoxious and broken experimental project? Enter the Gran Turismo Red Bull X2011, an incredibly unrealistic R&D project packing 1,500+HP from a tiny 3.2L V6. Still doesn't sound cheap enough? How about the ability to lap the Nurburgring in under 4 minutes while reaching 9+G's in corners? Still not convinced? How about a 300+MPH top speed? Now you're interested. I can see it in your eyes, you speed demon you.
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You do realise every aspect of the X2010 (and presumably X2011) is absolutely realistic, right? Sure, Chevy can't get 1500 horsepower from anything less than a 20-liter engine, but other folks can. Current F1 cars get somewhere around 800 horses from a 2.4-liter engine with no turbo and limited in lots of ways, including a limitation of a mere 18000 RPM. If F1 teams weren't bound by restrictions, I guarantee they could push 1500 HP from a 3.6-liter V6. Oh, did I mention that next year F1 is going to a 1.6-liter turbocharged V6 engine? Those 1.6-liter engines are supposed to produce similar power to the current 2.4, which again is upwards of 800-ish.

The weight, vacuum, G-forces, acceleration, and top speed are all realistic for such a car with so little weight (F1 cars actually weigh less, when last I did the math) and so much power and grip, and the vacuum was actually used for grip in F1 several decades ago before being quickly banned.
 
I don't care what F1 does or thinks because I never watch F1. F1 is boring in my opinion. I was only adding a funny contribution to this thread, and you come bumbling about how the X2011 is "realistic". 9G's realistic? Any average person would be ripped to pieces or severely deformed at 8Gs, let alone 9!
 
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ZDUPH
I don't care what F1 does or thinks because I never watch F1. F1 is boring in my opinion. I was only adding a funny contribution to this thread, and you come bumbling about how the X2011 is "realistic". 9G's realistic? Any average person would be ripped to pieces or severely deformed at 8Gs, let alone 9!
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Top fuel drag racers, air fighter pilots, astronauts, they are all subject to this level of G-force. Granted specialized racing suits would be required for prolonged exposure. Also, try watching the most recent F1 GP that was in Malaysia, and then come back and tell me that F1 is boring.



Need to get away from the stress of life and find a tranquil place? Want the perfect place to meditate undisturbed, need the time to reach an epihony and figure out the meaning of life?

Open up a public lobby and title it
"No ABS, penalties, Fast T/wear"
Discover yourself in this blissful silence.
 
Tired of getting overspray on your tires and body panels when painting your *mounted* aftermarket wheels? Tire no more! Welcome to the magical, ridiculous world of GT Auto paint! No more masking body panels or removing wheels and tires to avoid overspray! We speak to our proprietary paint with authority and in a deep tone, so it clings only to the surfaces we say!* Because we are the boss of it and we say so! Stop by GT Auto now and witness our rainbow colors, sloppy paint application, and yellow-shirted staff boys in action! Special paint coupons and chips are floating around out there soemwhere in Gran Turismo World, so watch for them... because we say so!

*Not all wheels can be painted. <--spoken with authority, in a deep tone

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MOPARbarrett5
Mopar is the race team for Chrysler. Look it up online plenty of great videos. I am running the video game version of that.
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I always believed MOPAR is the OEM brand for Chrysler, just like DENSO is the OEM brand for Toyota. So I Googled "mopar race team" and among the results are two facebook pages -- "Mopar Racing Team has 6 likes and "mopar race team" has 7 likes. Also found a "Mopar Drag Team." I did not see any Chrysler factory-sponsored "MOPAR" race team.
 
^:lol:

Way to fill me with confidence, especially since I'm getting ready to paint a Viper!
 
"Tired of the mess you make draining your oil? And, are you always famished during this tedious task? Stress no more! The boys down at GT Auto have an ingenuous solution...

Swallow it!
Whether it's lumpy, smooth, hot or cool - it'll go down a treat!" :D
 
DGXR
I always believed MOPAR is the OEM brand for Chrysler, just like DENSO is the OEM brand for Toyota. So I Googled "mopar race team" and among the results are two facebook pages -- "Mopar Racing Team has 6 likes and "mopar race team" has 7 likes. Also found a "Mopar Drag Team." I did not see any Chrysler factory-sponsored "MOPAR" race team.
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TRD is Toyota's OEM, Denso is like Tom's in this respect. Also why would an OEM team need sponsorship from the parent company?
 
Mopar can get as much sponsorship as needed (NHRA, Rally, historical NASCAR , etc) More sponsors means more $, Speaking of money.

GT5 the only game where it is possible to win 200 million credits in 5 minutes but only get 10 % of the money, Gran Turismo the real hacking simulation
 
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17/24 of these posts are off-topic. Way to not drag the meaningless nonsense on, guys. 👍
 
You are not posting on topic by posting that people are posting off topic if that makes any sense.
 
MOPARbarrett5
You are not posting on topic by posting that people are posting off topic if that makes any sense.
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It makes complete sense - I was only making a statement though.
Plus, I've made 2 'ads', meaning around 30% (28.5714286%) of the ads are mine. But...anyway...

"Are you a little bit childish for your age? Do you enjoy reliving moments from your childhood, like pretending to drive around in a cardboard box(?)
Then pop on over to the UCD!...

Here you'll find a large selection of cardboard boxes to zoom around in!
Burn time away driving around in your very own box".

(37.5%)
 
Hey, you!

Ever get tired of having a life? Sick of spending time with your wife or girlfriend? Want to have a good excuse to miss work and get fired?

Well then, I present you with the Gran Turismo A-Spec Le Mans 24!!!

Featuring a massive field of 12 cars (8 of which are too slow to compete!), you can now do a full 24 hour race all by yourself!

After doing this event, your friends will know how little of a life you have! Girls will laugh at you! Even the Overly Attached Girlfriend will think that you're obsessed with this game!

So, if you want to get fired from your job, have no friends, and make sure you stay a virgin (you can never be too safe with STD's!) then try the 24 today!

 
Gran Turismo Dirty Racing
Ever been board or mad and wanted to do something to make yourself less board or mad (unless you come in last then you get even more mad) then dirty racing is for you!
 
MOPARbarrett5
Gran Turismo Dirty Racing
Ever been board or mad and wanted to do something to make yourself less board or mad (unless you come in last then you get even more mad) then dirty racing is for you!
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*bored

Also, dirty racing teaches very bad tactics that people apply in other racing series. I don't support it unless you're using those tactics in Cops lobbies.
 
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Also, dirty racing teaches very bad tactics that people apply in other racing series'. I don't support it, unless you're using those tactics in Cops lobbies.
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*#theirony. 👍

Will you lot please stop correcting everything MOPAR says(?) :rolleyes:

To actually go around, correcting joke ads, is pretty pathetic.

 
MOPARbarrett5
Yes I agree I'm just a redneck form Kentucky. I'm not very good at spelling.
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People from non-English speaking countries have to follow the exact same rules, you are no exception.
 

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