Stories of a Streetsweeper

[Aquendwato]

I found this on another board and it's a damn good read.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2411937

 

[skip0110]

Couple pretty good ones there, some seem a bit forced, but interesting none-the-less. 👍

 

[NoQuarter]

Welcome to last week...

 

[zoxxy]

Welcome to last week...

Thanks. I'd like a cheesburger with a coke, no ice.

 

[CDailey]

Awesome. One of the best threads ever. 👍

I was in tears while reading "The most disturbing thing I've ever seen"

 

[NoQuarter]

Thanks. I'd like a cheesburger with a coke, no ice.

Get your mom to serve it, like she always does.

 

[Loon]

That was nice....

 

[Max Powers]

Not bad at all, that guy is an excellent story teller.

 

[zoxxy]

Get your mom to serve it, like she always does.

Alright.

 

[SS69]

interesting. makes me wanna quit my job to be a street sweeper.

 

[Tulok]

I have started reading them all, im on the trans hooker part 12 so far, keep this sweet finds coming!
I love this guys writing style, and his little smileys

lol: I aint no ma'am(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) lololol
LOL

 

[Perfect Balance]

The part about his girlfriend is really sad, I dunno what I would do in that type of situation.

 

[ferrari_chris]

These stories rule!

Bookmarked for future reading.

Thanks. 👍

 

[Blake]

I find it hilarious how hundreds of people are actually saying that they want to be a street sweeper. Listen to yourselves!

 

[Max Powers]

Haha exactly, it's not like you're going to have the exact same experience that this guy did, in reality, it's a very boring, mundane job, I'm sure.

 

[livemusic]

I've read a couple of those so far, cool but nothing much.

 

[SS69]

He posted all of this on April 4th and in just a short time it seems to have become pretty popular. I typed it into Google and it listed thousands of boards and websites that link to this story.

 

[Diablomonkey]

Those stories are great!

 

[Jetboy.]

I'm laughing so hard and it hurts soo much!!!!!


Cheers!!!! ,
Jetboy


Edit: Oh my God, I just crashed... His girl... Oh my..

 

[Eric.]

Thank you very much for posting. That ****'s awesome!

 

[Keef]

Those were great stories. I know it's pretty short, and that makes it pretty good, but I wonder if it could be better if it was more detailed.

Nah...

 

[emad]

I went through them all. It's definitely good, but it's no Gaijin Smash or Philalawyer

 

[zoxxy]

Some of those stories were definately made up. Like that one when he raced the truck on fire, and jumping that ramp.

 

[Keef]

How is that made up? It's not like you're going to get 20 feet of air, but the truck could surely fly off a ramp at 50 mph. He even admitted he broke it.

And I see no reason why the grease inside the rear differential couldn't catch fire when exposed to the much heat. Heavy trucks usually have high axle ratios, which means it's spinning very fast. That increases the at the wheels the truck needs to move its heavy butt.