Tesla Master Plan: Part Deux

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We're going to sell ten million self-driving cars by the end of this year!

I mean we're going to sell ten million electric semis by the end of thi...

I mean we're going to sell ten million Cybertrucks by the end of...

I mean we're going to sell ten million self-driving taxis by the...

I mean we're going to sell ten million autonomous robots by...

...we're going to open ten million Tesla drive-in diners by the end of this year!
 
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Musk is the richest person on earth not because he sells a lot of products (in the grand scheme of things, he doesn't) but because he sells stories and enough people think that enough people buy the story to justify giving him money, because stonks go up.

People aren't buying the Tesla cars stonks up forever narrative anymore and so him, being basically Gob Bluth, has illusioned some other alternate reality to get people to throw money at him again. Sadly, it will probably work.

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