The Funny Screenshot Thread

[kolio]

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Very sorry, I apologize, Americans, but I couldn't resist. 😁

0 is freezing point of water and 100 is the boiling point. From there I can cross multiply, take the square root of pi, do a little dance, and completely guess wrong on the conversion. 🥴

 

[Roo]

In the absence of a Cars in General meme thread...

 

[W3H5]

In the absence of a Cars in General meme thread...

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At least now you can look for unaffordable R32s.

Edit: my bad, thought you was a Merican member when I posted that.

 

[Roo]

At least now you can look for unaffordable R32s. 😉

Edit: my bad, thought you was a Merican member when I posted that.

Still accurate.

 

[kikie]

 

[EngieDiesel]

 

[Mikey]

 

[TB]

@Famine

 

[Mikey]

He's not the only one who's out of touch... I had to look up the ƎVOLVE album to get the joke.

 

[kikie]

 

[Danoff]

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Veeeery slowly. Like... super super slow. Like so slow that extrapolating to the entire Earth is silly.

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Very sorry, I apologize, Americans, but I couldn't resist. 😁

Canadians must be rocking the Borat one-piece at this point.

 

[TexRex]

In the absence of a Cars in General meme thread...

One...exists. Spare yourself and don't go looking for it.

 

[TexRex]

 

[Touring Mars]

 

[Danoff]

The first time I read through that I was like... why would Spanish players sing during the Italian anthem? Of course they were silent.

 

[kikie]

 

[Touring Mars]

The first time I read through that I was like... why would Spanish players sing during the Italian anthem? Of course they were silent.

The joke is that I never knew that the Spanish national anthem has no words until I watched Spain's opening game of Euro 2020(1) with my workmates, and my Spanish mate explained why the players don't sing... or, if they do, they're just singing like 'La la la la'...

Speaking of wordless national anthems, this is a clip from one of my favourite comedy routines of all time, by a Scottish legend who grew up just a few hundred yards from where I'm sitting right now.

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For reference, this is a clip from a TV special that was a thing in the 80's where certain celebrities did one-off shows where the audience was comprised of other celebrities, and called 'An Audience With...' ... they were generally pretty awful, but Billy Connolly's is (IMHO) a masterpiece.

Also for reference, "The Archers" is a BBC radio series and is the longest-running drama series in human history. 😅

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edit: Full show here

edit 2: "The desire to be a politician should bar you for life from ever being one"... was there ever a truer word spoken?

 

[DG_Silva]

For reference, this is a clip from a TV special that was a thing in the 80's where certain celebrities did one-off shows where the audience was comprised of other celebrities, and called 'An Audience With...' ... they were generally pretty awful, but Billy Connolly's is (IMHO) a masterpiece.

Totally agree with you on Billy Connolly - but then he was magical whatever he turned his hand to. Also, while he was extremely polarising, surely Freddie Starr's Audience with... has to be there with the best?

I will say that the idea you posted from The Big Yin always reminds me of this round....

Spoiler: Might be sweary

 

[TexRex]

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Classical art captions are a guilty pleasure of mine.

Totally agree with you on Billy Connolly - but then he was magical whatever he turned his hand to.

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[TexRex]

🙀

 

[Mikey]

I assume it's autocorrect for "lay-by"?

 

[W3H5]

What is that supposed to be?

 

[TexRex]

I assume it's autocorrect for "lay-by"?

I had to look that up and I don't imagine it's common terminology in Florida (pretty sure that's Florida--north of Tampa), but it's possible that it's the result of poor voice-to-text conversion.

"Lanai" has been repeatedly considered. It's a term for a screened-in porch.

 

[kikie]

 

[TexRex]

 

[Spacegoat]

 

[W3H5]

Identity politics doesn’t like people having fun.

 

[kikie]

 

[kolio]

Something is right here...

 

[W3H5]

Something is right here...

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About as consistent as any other internet news platform.

I think I made a post here last night of a screenshot of a woman’s name that was funny. It appears to have been removed. Apologies if that was off limits. I genuinely didn’t see it breaking AUP. @Famine?