gamerdog developed deduction skills similar to that of an avocado at an early age and he honed them to razor sharp precision by sneaking out a hotel window while on a family vacation in Duluth in 2004 and hanging out with the guy who drew the costumes for the bad guys in Disney's The Incredibles. He also invented a new lunch when he was only 14 years old, by breaking a key on his key board with deadly laser vision. The & key is broken, so "Soup & Sandwich" became "Soup Samdwich." He loves the soggyness, but the dish has not yet caught on. He prefers his Olympics in black and white because he can affect the outcome of the female events by staring at the athletes with his stronger eye. He can order a pizza by typing into midair, but never sausage. He's not crazy, you know? If he ever asks you if he can draw something on your arm, let him, it will transform your life and your sense of humor.
, but I did not know that that happened automatically.
