The "Honestly I Didn't Cut the Chicane to beat the Enzo" Thread

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Hi everyone, I thought it might be nice to have a few pics of the new Ferrari seasonal. Then I thought it might be nice to show the most obvious ways to cheat to beat the Enzo at La Sarthe, the more outrageous the better.

Here's one to get us started

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I swear on my unborn child's life, that I did not cut the chicanes. Honestly.
 
O.k. I did, but just a little! :)
 
I do when grinding, but I can also easily beat them without.
 
In S.E. I cut, I bump, I tailgate, I will do anything to reach gold :D
Obviously online I'm a gentleman but offline ...
 
its easy to beat the Enzo they're GT A.I. on sports tires!
 
I cut it the first time, mostly because I'd binned it earlier and wasted a long time dribbling out of the gravel. Second time won cleanly and easily.
 
If the Enzo had better handling, I could win without cheating. But even if it will ever come true in any future Enzo models, I will still cut the chicanes for the hell of it. :sly:
 
I didn't cut the chicanes. I rammed into the leading Enzo by accident. :boggled:
 
With a tuned 458? It's easy, especially with full tuning and racing softs. This is not worth bragging about.
 
I don't find the need to. I can easily win without cutting. I am using a fully tuned enzo though. Lol
 
C-ZETA
I didn't cut the chicanes. I rammed into the leading Enzo by accident. :boggled:
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I don´t try to kill the leading Enzo's driver just because GT5 don't feature in car weapons... :sly:

Take note PD!
 
I promise I didn't push him into the sand all the way back to the wall and make him finish 4th
 
I wish I had a pic of me passing the Enzo with the dust in the background. I just can't seem to time it right.
 
The first time I did that race, I didn't even brake through it. I just floored right through it in a 599, almost clipping the left most wall on the straight before the finish. Then proceeded to say, out loud mind you, "who said cheaters don't win?"
 
This should be a photo thread catching the act of it :D
 
C-ZETA
I didn't cut the chicanes. I rammed into the leading Enzo by accident. :boggled:
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"Uh yeah... well, I accidentally braked too late on the turn at the bottom of the Sarthe track map, and rammed the guy into the dirt but I managed to slow down faster to make the turn when I rammed him. I blame Ferrari."
 
Heck yeah I cheated.

"Now say four Hail GT5s and Three Our B-Specs Drivers".

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bob made me cut or he was going to kick me out the car in front of the whole pack.
 
Erm..which chicane? honestly there was none :crazy:
 
isildur
Erm..which chicane? honestly there was none :crazy:
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The two dinky turns on the long straight. Or do you mean you were cutting? :sly: You sneaky bastard you. :lol:
 
Honestly.. My brakes failed at all 3 chicanes.
 
(Shrugs)...The Devil made me do it!!!!...:sly:
 
Mooman117
Hi everyone, I thought it might be nice to have a few pics of the new Ferrari seasonal. Then I thought it might be nice to show the most obvious ways to cheat to beat the Enzo at La Sarthe, the more outrageous the better.

Here's one to get us started

picture.php
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My excuse is that it wasn't me that went through the gravel. A flock of really fast birds were sitting in the gravel trap and took off just as I went through the turns. Leaving a lot of dust in the air. Unfortunately, the birds were too fast for the photographer so it looks like I cheated.
 
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The two dinky turns on the long straight. Or do you mean you were cutting? :sly: You sneaky bastard you. :lol:
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:grumpy: honestly, there were no chicanes :scared:
 
Zenith013
With a tuned 458? It's easy, especially with full tuning and racing softs. This is not worth bragging about.
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Agreed. You can win it with a long distance
 
I did it clean first time in the 07 scuderia with 5 or so seconds to spare 3:50 ish, then i started grinding and cut all the corners, finally got a 3:31 ... you should give it a go in the 512bb
 
Is it even possible to win with a stock car that's not an Enzo and without cutting?

I cut a couple and still was behind. Cut a few more and won only by a small margin.
 
There's chicanes at the end??? Hmmm, that would explain why my car flies up in the air while passing the enzo. ;)
 
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