The Incredibly Lame GT Pun Challenge!

[smskeeter23]

Did you hear they found a new Dino this week? Some kind of Superbird I guess.

 

[Charlie A]

Accord-ing to the title, these puns are lame?

 

[GT_Saint]

Accord-ing to the title, these puns are lame?

Only if they are not your STI-yle

 

[Charlie A]

Only if they are not your STI-yle

Good pun, took me a second before it Fit me.

 

[GT_Saint]

Good pun, took me a second before it Fit me.

Sweet, I thought it wasn't IMPREZ-ing enough

 

[KWZX10]

Did you hear they found a new Dino this week? Some kind of Superbird I guess.

They also found a strange Aqua-tic creature on trial mountain...it was like a Stingray.

 

[Charlie A]

I need to take the trash Outback B4 it stinks up the house!

 

[KWZX10]

I need to take the trash Outback B4 it stinks up the house!

You have no Alto-rnative. Step out and do it.

 

[Charlie A]

While I was out, I Dodge-d a Blitz of snowballs.

 

[Skython]

Whenever I shave with a Gillet(te) razor, I get Vertigo.

 

[Gallade4751]

less than half of these puns are premium.

 

[curtis 1-8-7]

Lancer was watching a documentary about the Evolution of the human being

Levin and Silvia were watching Initial D Stagea 4 at miata's house

Our teacher Bentley told me that I should be quiet,Lister and pay attention to him while he's speaking

 

[sk8er913]

When you're in the mood to throw a fit. Just do it.

 

[1241Penguin]

less than half of these puns are premium.

Just like the cars in the game then.

 

[Epic B]

less than half of these puns are premium.

But this is Standard procedure for this kind of thread.

 

[sk8er913]

But this is Standard procedure for this kind of thread.

I heard if you go back to the threads made in 2004 that everything is premium

 

[Epic B]

My Barracuda died, so I decided to replace it with a Stingray.

 

[Skython]

A bath 500.

 

[FoRiZon]

Everyone knew Vladmir Levin is the founder of Commodore-ism. Is it Trueno?

Adam Levin is a ok singer and Adam Corolla was a host of a failed Top Gear US.

 

[ScottPuss20]

I have the MINImum requirement

 

[Mr Grumpy]

When I went to buy GT6 I had a spring in my step.

 

[Neddo]

Some say that there were too many skylines in game that Z-Tune couldn't reach

 

[NT_03]

You see, you just have to MOVE. Just like those MARCHers.

 

[aboe]

My LIFE right now really is quite... well, let's just say it CUDA been better. I guess I just need to FOCUS like a BOSS and KARMA will do its thing eventually.
Things just don't seem to FIT at the moment, ya know? I need some sorta TORNADO to really mix things up as it seems that pesky RED DEVIL is doing his worst to throw a spanner in the works. I just feel I could be up there in the STRATOSphere but instead I'm concentrating on the things which seem to make life that little bit ARTA. It's the STORIA of my life, I tell ya.

Anyway, time for me to make a MOVE - I've gotta have ABARTH.

I've heard the THUNDERBIRDs say this like 908 times now - FAP!

 

[MSTER232]

Hi, i'm Romeo. I'm on the Roadster with my girlfriend, Giulietta. ''How's Berlinetta doing?'' she ask. ''Pretty goodwood, she was with Enzo and Dino'' i say, while looking at the Skylines with a Coupè of Cappuccino in my hand.
500 Yellowbirds are singing, it's the perfect Avantime...
''Giulietta, you're the love of my Life, would you accept this nurburgRing?''

Best I've seen so far.

 

[Grant_Urismo]

To all the yellowhaters of GT6.
For FXX sake stop nismoning!

 

[Man of Mister]

So, I MOUNTed onto my DINO, just so I could take a PANORAMA of the beautiful SIERRA landscape.

 

[doblocruiser]

What is that PANDA doing in front of the house? Need to COUPE that tree!

 

[FoRiZon]

OH GOD MY HEAD GOING SPIRRA AND I CAN SEE MONSTER SPORT ON THE MIDNIGHT PURPLE NIGHT.

 

[Griffith500]

I think I need to lay off tinkering with the LSD, my Vision seems to be coming in a future update!
Maybe painting that Prelude in Sage Green didn't help...