The Incredibly Lame GT Pun Challenge!

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I've had it with GT6 and have been been playing a lot of GT-R(2) on PC. Otherwise I've been staying with my good friend Ari Vatanen learning rally driving from the master. I was staying at his place after a hot day in his car and he invited me into his Al(l)pine sauna but I told him I was R8 thanks and just wanted Abarth as I was attending a Speed 8ing event. Imagine my surprise when Ari said "MiTo". He offered to give me a lift in his car but my mate Derek Bell was picking me up. Unfortunately Ari's car broke down and it ended up with 'Del' tawing Ari's car to the garage.

When we finally got to the event I really liked a girl I met. Her face wasn't much to look at but she had a Fit R's. I thought I was definitely going to get some action but she ended up going home with Ari after I was a little forward in asking her "Diablo?". As I always say, "never COUNT (your chickens before they) ATCH"
 
Originally the nearby restaurant had a massive menu but after my girlfriend Giulia pointed out how complicated it was, they then decided to 86 the menu and went instead with a simple Tuscan Cuisine.
 
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Why do you need any more FXXing Skylines in GT6? I'm sure guys are FAPping to them on R18-rated DVDs. I'm sure GT7 will have, like, 908 of them.
Driving on the M5 later today, then I'll go to the hot Springs.
 
IRL puns:
When you go flying, the security pamphlet says: "life vest under your SEAT".
I've checked, and they're lying.

At some rivers you come upon signs saying "FORD crossing". It never does. It just don't float.

At the zoo once; "don't feed the JAGUAR". There was some kind of spotted cat in there, but no Jag. Besides - Jags don't really eat.
 
The premium cars (most of them), had something a little better than the standard treatment done to them. ;)
 
Who Want's to be a Millionaire.

Who of the following, was a Knight of the round table of King Arthur's Camelot.
A - Sir Galahad B - Sirion
C - Cerbera D - Scirocco
 
Ever watched Z-Nation? Huge letdown. Not a single Nissan.

A Swift Dodge from all Challangers, like a Boss! Several even. 302 to be exact.

Extremely lame warning:
Butch Cassidy and the Zonda-nce kid...

I better Huayra up and Tacoma stuff to mah PT for some Fit-ness training!
 
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FAIRLADY Tales are for girly girls like GIULIA. If it were up to me, I'd VANQUISH the whole lot of them like I was a bull in a china shop... I suppose that's typical of me though, being a TAURUS 'n all.

Music though? That's something I do like. I find a good tune always has a good BEAT - you've gotta have a good BEAT, even if it's a BALLADE. One of my fave albums is Funk ODYSSEY by JayKay - it's the dog's BELLETTs. Although, in hindsight, perhaps it was the PRELUDE to Jamiroquai's slow exile from the industry. Shame... I did tell him to have his MM-R but would he listen?

Anyway, I've been going on and on about pretty much nothing, so I'm gonna hand over to my PROTEGE, who may have something a little more AVANTGARDE to share with you. I should warn you though, he's a CYBORG, a PROTOTYPE actually. So don't be surprised if his offering is as dry as the SAVANNA where lame puns are concerned.

Now I've got dryness on my mind I could really do with a SIX PACK right about now...
 
After reading all 5 pages of this thread.

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Today G is the day I stop watching this thread and post something. I'm not much of a bRange Stormer, so it was a real Challenger to think of such a Complex String of awful puns. I didn't have the WiLL-Pao-er to write anything after the worst puns made me Furaious, but I'll Be-1 OK.
 
It's things like this that I really have a FIT over.

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Oh, by the way, went to Taco Bell and had this amazing Punto and beans.

Yo, where the Fairladys at?

You can count on me Avantime.

I Cuda been thinking of some better puns...

Can someone be more SPA - CIVIC on what makes a good pun?

Some of these puns just got to CLIX.

Somewhere in the Cosmo, a star is going Supra - Nova.

I hear this bar has the most wonderful Gordini's.

When I'm in this Camaro, IROC.

I should stop before these puns drive me Lupo.

Maybe I'll get a good Vibe out of this.

Oh, did you all know that I had a great Atenza in school?

I wish I had Insight on what this thread would do to me...

I thought making puns would be a Challenger, but instead it was a BRZ.

I'm sure by now I Eclipse some other people's puns...

I must get ready for work soon, I can't ACCORD being late.

One of these days, PAO, right in the kisser!
 
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