the "just plain ugly" car thread

[VXR]

Very strange that they'd make it look like it was the Smart #6.

 

[Darla Starch]

The rear end straight up confuses me. What were they thinking?

"Gunther, how many M-B logos can we fit onto the car?" seems to be the entire logic

 

[TexRex]

I don't hate the front end. I do hate the rear.

 

[TheCracker]

Don't know if they're trying to make it invisible to radar, but the new 3rd gen Nissan Juke certainly isn't invisible to eyes. Unfortunately.

 

[Liquid]

It's a texture that hasn't loaded in properly.

 

[Rossell2]

I swear the Nissan Juke is the only car where every generation is ugly.

Edit: actually that's a good debate, what car model is consistently ugly across generations?

 

[ScottPuss20]

Don't know if they're trying to make it invisible to radar, but the new 3rd gen Nissan Juke certainly isn't invisible to eyes. Unfortunately.

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I don't know if I should love it or hate it...

 

[05XR8]

I guess the good this is all the accrued door dings will be on that horizontal line.

 

[Rossell2]

The new Audi Q7. I don't think they've ever made this car look good.

 

[BGreenFace]

Surprised it wasn’t put here…

No comments…

 

[DDK-Racing]

Surprised it wasn’t put here…
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No comments…

That's because it has it's very own topic 🤣

 

[05XR8]

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The new Audi Q7. I don't think they've ever made this car look good.

I like the shape, but those lights all over are on the wrong car. Seems like they tried a Hyundai theme of light placement. Weird.

 

[TexRex]

I don't see the Luce as being particularly ugly. I understand contention that it shouldn't be from Ferrari or cost as much as it's being offered for, but it's pretty standard fare for a modern EV sedan. Certainly not pretty...but pretty standard.

 

[-Fred-]

Part of why everyone thinks it's ugly is because it's a 600k Ferrari while it should have been a 35k BYD or... I don't know, a Prius maybe. It's like the Lotus Eletre, not necessarily a bad looking SUV, but it just doesn't fit the ethos of the brand.

 

[TexRex]

I know Mansory is low-hanging fruit but man the pug-fugly "Pugnator" somehow hangs lower still.

Anyway I saw it and now blah blah blah.

 

[Rossell2]

Looks like they covered it in glue, crashed into a Halfords, and drove back out with half the stock stuck to it.

 

[05XR8]

Someone living out their Hot Wheels dreams.

 

[DDK-Racing]

Every rich kid that puts his car in the hands of Mansory deserves a

There, I said it

Really though, what were they thinking...
It's just all 'Hey! hey! hey! look at me! hey! at me! here! don't look there, look here!'

So sad for the car

 

[TheCracker]

So sad for the car

It was already a Purosangue, so still ugly, just a different kind of ugly.

 

[DDK-Racing]

It was already a Purosangue, so still ugly, just a different kind of ugly.

Ok true in this case
But then I can give you this abomination...

Stock Porsche 911 (992) Cabrio:

Mansory did what it does best:

For those interested, it's a 1 of 7, located in Dubai: https://www.mansory.com/cars-for-sale/porsche-911-992-cabrio-by-mansory

 

[VXR]

I can't fault Mansory's interior colour, though. Lovely.

 

[Dave A]

T

Ok true in this case
But then I can give you this abomination...

Stock Porsche 911 (992) Cabrio:
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Mansory did what it does best:
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For those interested, it's a 1 of 7, located in Dubai: https://www.mansory.com/cars-for-sale/porsche-911-992-cabrio-by-mansory

That's... Awful.

 

[TheCracker]

Ok true in this case
But then I can give you this abomination...

Stock Porsche 911 (992) Cabrio:

I noticed from the link that they also do golf cart customisation... $75k-120k for a cart that usually retails at $30-35k.

What a time to be alive.

 

[DDK-Racing]

I noticed from the link that they also do golf cart customisation... $75k-120k for a cart that usually retails at $30-35k.

What a time to be alive.

Or electric Vespa's. Normally around $4-5k? Now yours for the bargain price of $35.000‼️

But no worries 'cause you get the helmet for free 🤣

 

[BGreenFace]

Ok true in this case
But then I can give you this abomination...

Stock Porsche 911 (992) Cabrio:
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Mansory did what it does best:
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For those interested, it's a 1 of 7, located in Dubai: https://www.mansory.com/cars-for-sale/porsche-911-992-cabrio-by-mansory

Maybe for turbo coupe it would look good but in a cabrio it is just weird

 

[-Fred-]

On top of being terribly ugly, their parts also don't fit well and are cheaply made.

 

[DDK-Racing]

I noticed from the link that they also do golf cart customisation... $75k-120k for a cart that usually retails at $30-35k.

What a time to be alive.

Imagine paying BMW M4 money for a golf cart with some carbon 🤦‍♂️

 

[TexRex]

It was already a Purosangue, so still ugly, just a different kind of ugly.

There are some details that I think could have been better resolved, but I don't hate the standard Purosangue. My biggest gripe is that it should have been a 2-door. Nobody ever bought a Ferrari for practicality and so what if removing two doors removes some of that.

 

[05XR8]

I think it’s more that a normal Purosangue is not ugly but invisible.

 

[LumpiestFish]

I think it’s more that a normal Purosangue is not ugly but invisible.
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It's sort of funny spending all that money just to truly blend in with the crowd of silver, white and grey