the "just plain ugly" car thread

  • Thread starter Thread starter land sea air
  • 3,799 comments
  • 442,789 views
Ta-daaaaaah :dopey:

Screenshot 2026-07-11 at 13-32-25 ctiroen ami at DuckDuckGo.webp


Bro is this thing even a car?!
 
MedigoFlame
The 2027 AMG GT 4 Door makes the last gen look better... This is just too much.
16dc5674-a410-47e5-bdfa-ef3ab52ffd4a.jpg

8faf550c-9215-4651-9789-6fa2e1c77414.jpg
74959709-ff8b-4c38-a286-6220aabc5334.jpg
d243d2e0-b4fc-462a-be9f-a0b6167b9cc7.jpg

8f512181-348c-4652-afa0-78532a3b1585.jpg


www.caranddriver.com

The 2027 Mercedes-AMG GT 4-Door EV Debuts as the Porsche Taycan's New Nemesis

Mercedes-AMG introduces an electric rocketship that bucks the trend of automakers that are retreating from the EV space.
www.caranddriver.com www.caranddriver.com
Click to expand...

This. I came into this thread looking for this. In the last 60-something posts I couldn’t find anything that epitomizes the idea for this thread more succinctly than this. The Cullinan with it’s bright blue’n’orange is a close one, but that’s more on the customer’s part. For the new Nissan Juke I think one can make the argument that it’s trying to imitate those exoskeleton off-road buggies aesthetically, which is still a very strange choice, but points for amelioration. The new AMG GT 4-door not-a-coupe, though, it’s just ugly for the sake of provocation. All those gloss black cladding, all those creases in the rear, and those 3-piece-a-side taillights that made even a Ferrari look worse than 2-piece ones… A “like” is not sufficient to express my distaste; no, I need a “fire”, not only because of the on-point nature of that car to the thread’s gist, but also because the fumes from burning this car with its batteries is probably more pleasant than looking at this putrid-coloured abomination.

AMG Mercedes deserve a slap in the face (and brain) for creating this godawful monstrosity.
 
Without the rings it could be anything from a Jaaaayycoooo to a Chery to Haval to that new Zeekr 9X Rolls Royce looking block of steel. I wouldn't put that Audi in the same line up as a Zeekr X though. At least the Zeekr X have a bit of character.
 
TheCracker
Don't know if they're trying to make it invisible to radar, but the new 3rd gen Nissan Juke certainly isn't invisible to eyes. Unfortunately.

View attachment 1542026
Click to expand...
My eyeesssssss, ittt burnzzzzzzzzz.....what that stinging sensation, for god sake Nissan what ya smoking!!! I never liked the JUke or Qashqai at that matter and their drivers in the Uk are complete morons all over.

My Eyes Spongebob GIF
What Wtf GIF by avalbano
 
Another contender for ugly car.....!! :lol::eek::eek:

Lancia-Thesis-FrontView.jpg


The Lancia Thesis, - it clearly didnt take a thesis to write the design notes for this jaloppy!!
 
Last edited:
ZEE
Another contender for ugly car.....!! :lol::eek::eek:
Lancia-Thesis-FrontView.jpg

The Lancia Thesis, - it clearly didnt take a thesis to write the design notes for this jaloppy!!
Click to expand...
I actually like the Thesis. it has beautiful rearview, and while the front fascia is kinda droopy / goofy, it is actually charming in a retro styling way.

I would totally rock it.

1785750405720.webp
 

Latest Posts

Back