The Love Therapy Thread

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This. Do carry on though, you're providing much hilarity to an otherwise dull Monday morning.

By the way what happened to the troll face?

Honestly not making it up, man. :) I swear. I don't fault anyone for disbelief, though. I can hardly believe she's real myself.

As I mentioned in the first post, I'd decided what to do already and wanted the OP's opinion on the matter. It's really just a topic of conversation at this point because I'm bored at work.

Troll face was mimicking PD/Sony's face regarding the GT5 delay. I was pretty pissed initially, but I'm over it now.
 
Can I call this girl a whore? Cause that's what she is.

It's alright every now and then to experiment I guess. But to want to have an open relationship cause you can't go 12 hours without pounded is the very definition of a whore.
 
Can I call this girl a whore? Cause that's what she is.

It's alright every now and then to experiment I guess. But to want to have an open relationship cause you can't go 12 hours without pounded is the very definition of a whore.

You can call her whatever you like. You'll understand if I disagree, though.

And you seem to have missed something somewhere along the line. She can go 12hrs just fine. She can go 12 days just fine. It's when it starts getting into a month-month and a half that she starts getting antsy.

I've been at this site since 20SEP. It's 18OCT now. I was home for 4 days prior to this. Before that, I was at another site for roughly the same amount of time.
 
Honestly not making it up, man. :) I swear. I don't fault anyone for disbelief, though. I can hardly believe she's real myself.

Next thing, he will tell us he has had an accident and he has a girl on each side of the bed telling him how much they love him and how he has 2 full time sexytime nurses to help him recover and get around the house, as its hurts to much to use crutches.
 
Next thing, he will tell us he has had an accident and he has a girl on each side of the bed telling him how much they love him and how he has 2 full time sexytime nurses to help him recover and get around the house, as its hurts to much to use crutches.

You got his life confused with mine I think.
 
Sounds like you and your girl are looking for a pet, a pet that you can touch and stick things into when you are apart from each other. Then agree to throw away if one of you gets too attached.

Not really a equal 3 way split but rather a mutal toy that has more than a "on" button.

That is of course only if truth is being told.
 
Jay
Sounds like you and your girl are looking for a pet, a pet that you can touch and stick things into when you are apart from each other. Then agree to throw away if one of you gets too attached.

Exactly. As much as I go on about it being a 3 way relationship, that's how I see it ending up being. It wouldn't be the intention at all, but that's how it would likely end. Which would probably result in hard feelings all around.

As far as it being the truth... I'm open to verification suggestions. Find a Houston member and send him by the house after she gets off work, if you like. I dunno that he'd be invited in for a beer, but he could meet her and verify that everything I've said here is true.

I'm looking forward to telling her that GTP doesn't believe in her :lol:
 
Then you want a slave, I'm sure you can order one online somewhere....

(Too bad for you it isn't pre 1860's again)
 
Jay
Then you want a slave, I'm sure you can order one online somewhere....

(Too bad for you it isn't pre 1860's again)

No, I don't want anything. This isn't and never has been MY idea.

I've been presenting the idea the way it was presented to me.

I've got my own thoughts and feelings on the matter, I was just curious what other people would do in my shoes. And apparently, they'd either not believe it was real, or say no to the whole thing.
 
I wouldn't call it cheating if everyone's cool with it, but I can see your point. I'll agree that we disagree here. The flip side is that if I'm home and she's at work, other girl and I are free to do as we please also.

Then you'll be cheating on her.

Honestly? Trust. She wouldn't do anything behind my back (I know, I know...)

That's exactly what this situation is. Both of you are willing to "share your love" with other individuals. Neither of you is willing to "share your love" solely with each other.

I wonder what your response would have been had she suggested a man, rather than a woman.
 
Then you'll be cheating on her.

That's exactly what this situation is. Both of you are willing to "share your love" with other individuals. Neither of you is willing to "share your love" solely with each other.

I wonder what your response would have been had she suggested a man, rather than a woman.

As I said, I understand that you'd label it cheating. We have a difference of opinion here.

If you're following the rules set forth by the governing party, I feel you're not cheating, by definition.

For the sake of discussion, let's say it is cheating, and that we've agreed that in this one instance, exclusively under these circumstances, we'll mutually allow cheating.

We're both willing to be exclusive with one another. We have been for a while now. We both enjoy it just fine. She proposed something else mutually enjoyable, she didn't mandate or demand, or suggest that things NEEDED to change. It was a proposition, and we discussed it like adults.

And had she suggested a man, it would have flat out been a no. There would be no benefit whatsoever to me. The twist was that I would get something out of it, too.
 
And had she suggested a man, it would have flat out been a no. There would be no benefit whatsoever to me.

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For the sake of discussion, let's say it is cheating, and that we've agreed that in this one instance, exclusively under these circumstances, we'll mutually allow cheating.

Then all notions of trust have gone out the window.

We're both willing to be exclusive with one another. We have been for a while now. We both enjoy it just fine. She proposed something else mutually enjoyable, she didn't mandate or demand, or suggest that things NEEDED to change. It was a proposition, and we discussed it like adults.

If you're both willing to be exclusive, the suggestion should never have been made.

And had she suggested a man, it would have flat out been a no. There would be no benefit whatsoever to me. The twist was that I would get something out of it, too.

Then that rather implies it is all about the sex, and she'd rather cheat with a woman and a plastic willy because she knows you'll be all bloke about it and "Huh huh huh lezzers" overrides "Hang on a minute... you're boinking someone else now?".


Your significant other wants to make the beast with two backs with someone else. Don't get caught up in their gender - she wants to hump someone else because you've committed the heinous crime of not being there as often as she'd like. That should have you re-examining your relationship - to say nothing of the fact that you want to bone another girl too. If you want to remain with her (if she's so open to a boning from someone else, I can't imagine why you'd want to), solve the problem of your relationship by being there more often - move house, move jobs or get her to do the same. Relationships are about compromise, not about "Oh, he/she isn't around very often, so I'll get jiggy with someone else until they come back".
 
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Funny, we have gone from the thread creators problem to some loserers problems...meanwhile maintaining some of the lol's :D!
 
Do you know what annoys me about plastic willies? I don't know whether I can put them in the recycling bin or not.*

Oh and what Famine said.




*Actually, living near Brighton, there are probably some recycled/recyclable ones kicking about.
 
WoW, Just Wow is all I can say after reading the last few pages...
 
Famine, you put forth some rather compelling arguments. 👍 I'll gladly pick this back up when I come back on tour this evening.

Off to bed for now, though.
 
Six holes, four breasts and only one penis.

Correction...2 vagina's + 1 face + 1 penis = happy fun time.

Who needs boobs when you have 2 vagina's to play with?! They can handle eachother up top while I do business down below.
 
As far as it being the truth... I'm open to verification suggestions. Find a Houston member and send him by the house after she gets off work, if you like. I dunno that he'd be invited in for a beer, but he could meet her and verify that everything I've said here is true.

I'm looking forward to telling her that GTP doesn't believe in her :lol:

I'm looking foward to a little more if the story is real.;)

If it is real, sound's like she is a lesbian and wants out of the relationship.
 
Wow, that's one of the best made up stories I've read outside /b/. Actually you should post that on /b/, they'd give you better advice or at the very least find out the truth.

If for some reason it is real, it's a really bad idea. I mean we see how awesome love triangles turn out. Honestly if you don't have time for a relationship, whih it doesn't sound like you do, it's probably best to break it off.
 
If you're both willing to be exclusive, the suggestion should never have been made.

Just because we're willing to be exclusive, as we have been for the past year or so, doesn't mean we're not also open to inviting someone else to the party for a little fun. We've been exclusive for something like 99% the time we've been together. I'm willing to eat ice cream plain in a bowl. It's fantastic! I'm also willing to eat it with some chocolate syrup on top.

Famine
Then that rather implies it is all about the sex, and she'd rather cheat with a woman and a plastic willy because she knows you'll be all bloke about it and "Huh huh huh lezzers" overrides "Hang on a minute... you're boinking someone else now?".

Did some thinking, and I've decided to concede this point. In the end, it is all about the sex. There are certainly other factors involved, but you're right.

Famine
Your significant other wants to make the beast with two backs with someone else. Don't get caught up in their gender - she wants to hump someone else because you've committed the heinous crime of not being there as often as she'd like. That should have you re-examining your relationship - to say nothing of the fact that you want to bone another girl too. If you want to remain with her (if she's so open to a boning from someone else, I can't imagine why you'd want to), solve the problem of your relationship by being there more often - move house, move jobs or get her to do the same. Relationships are about compromise, not about "Oh, he/she isn't around very often, so I'll get jiggy with someone else until they come back".

She wants to hump someone else because she's attracted to women as well as men. Regardless of whether I'm home all the time or not, she likes to have boobs to play with and a pretty pink slit to kiss. I can't provide those myself. As it happens, I'm one of the many men on the planet who enjoys having two women at once, so in my mind, it seems a better idea to be understanding and support her bisexualism because she feels less confined, and happier in the relationship, and from time to time, I get to have an extra woman.

I know "confined" and "relationship" should be mutually exclusive, but if you were seriously attracted to both men and women, how happy could you be with just a woman? Or maybe that's too hard to imagine... I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that you enjoy breasts as well as vagina. How happy would you be if your woman would let you play with her boobies all day long, but you never got to see or touch the vag? Eventually, feelings of resentment would arise. You'd end up going and finding a woman who would let you toy around with both, or end up cheating.

Legendary
Funny, we have gone from the thread creators problem to some loserers problems

No problems here, man. :)

astrosdude91
I'm looking foward to a little more if the story is real.

If it is real, sound's like she is a lesbian and wants out of the relationship.

Ok, she might let you meet the dogs, and she might show off her exotic pets. No innuendo.

And it's not that she's a lesbian, she's bisexual. I can understand how someone could be attracted to women, can't you? :)

Joey D
Wow, that's one of the best made up stories I've read outside /b/. Actually you should post that on /b/, they'd give you better advice or at the very least find out the truth.

If for some reason it is real, it's a really bad idea. I mean we see how awesome love triangles turn out. Honestly if you don't have time for a relationship, whih it doesn't sound like you do, it's probably best to break it off.

Hah, following relationship advice gleaned from the internet, especially /b/...
lulz

I agree, love triangles usually end poorly. My woman and I have managed to have a third partner a few times, and it's only ended poorly twice, when the chick tried to get one of us away from the other.

The fact that we've remained together just fine through it all, though, suggests that if anyone has a decent chance of pulling it off long-term, we do.

homeforsummer
Given how you're talking about it I'd be surprised if you managed to scrape just one from the barrel, let alone two.

Are you implying that women don't appreciate someone who can have a reasonable debate without getting angry, despite name calling and numerous accusations of lying?

Because I'm inclined to disagree.


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I linked my girlfriend here, and here's what she had to say:

Heather: Ok, so far:
-I proposed the 3 way relationship 'cause I love the 🤬, too
Heather: -It's not that manual transmissions are boring, they disgust me a little (kinda grosses me out that you're getting one)
Heather: It doesn't really bother me not having someone here to watch tv with me or drink beer with. I'm one of those people who's honestly happy being alone. Especially if I can google chat with you
Heather: I mean, an extra person around while watching zombie movies is nice (even if it is just in the other room), but in those situations where my imagination likes to play tricks the dogs have proven to be very comforting
Heather: ... Am not so fond of being called a whore...
Heather: Also, they seem to not realize that not everyone sees relationships as strictly one man + one woman
Heather: I'd be willing to bet that some of these people are offended by gay marriage...
Heather: Ask them if me using my toys on myself when no one's home is cheating
me: You could ask them...
Heather: Nope. I'm not getting sucked into this argument
me: lol It's more of a reasonable debate than an argument.
Heather: Well, I'll let you do my debating for me. You can just copy & paste my retorts from here

I did a bit of cleaning up and paraphrasing, but it's all there.
Pics or it didn't happen?



Email addresses and last name edited for obvious reasons.
 
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While I don't think I could personally pull it off, if you and her have had serious discussions about it (which you have), and are both open about all that happens with this third person, well, more power to you. I think she's on to something by saying that most here can't wrap their heads around relationships being more than just "1M+1F=1R".

Also, people who point out the trust issues that could arise; sure. Because it's not like it's insanely easy for cheating and deception to happen in a "normal" relationship.

It's not for me, but if it works for you two, then I say do it, especially if you've walked this particular tight-rope before. My only concern would be that if you're home a lot less often than the both of them, there's the chance their relationship could grow into more than what you planned on and you get left in the cold. But again... that can happen with any long-distance relationship. If this third person knows the whole dynamic and has the same kind of open policy as you two, then that's a benefit too.
 
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