The Oil My Gears Thread

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Woke up today to find myself in a three layer cocoon of blankets, along with one of my dogs sleeping at my foot. I love warmth on chilly days.
 
Baby animals. Every time I see one, I have to declare that it is the 'cutest' thing I have ever seen.

Supercars. Nothing quite motivates one to success than the possibility of one day being able to buy your own.

Donuts. A heavenly food. If only they were cheaper at places like KK.

Lacy lingerie. Still no. 1 in sexy.
 
As I posted earlier about today looking good, it was great. Rode ky bike for a while, then after the soreness began bothering me, sat on a friend's car and listened to Sabbath and other good music for a good hour just talking and hanging out. Then I got home around 3:30, and since I just cashed my paychecks, convinced my dad to take me for a driving force gt tomorrow, and we're now going to the mall tomorrow to pick that up along with some hard-to-find records i want. Oh yeah, and my girlfriend oils my gears.
 
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So I was sitting there frustrated at some other things, when I decided to download an episode of ponies to my phone since I forgot to transfer them from my computer. Being use to the Sony's ability to barely grab a 3G connection in places other phones could get a good one, I expected it to take 10 minutes minimum.

The moment my 4G download speed cracked 40mbs I busted out laughing. That's faster than my FiOS download speed. The 210mb file downloaded in about a minute. 4G, Verizon 4G, oils my gears.
 
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So I was sitting there frustrated at some other things, when I decided to download an episode of ponies to my phone since I forgot to transfer them from my computer. Being use to the Sony's ability to barely grab a 3G connection in places other phones could get a good one, I expected it to take 10 minutes minimum.

The moment my 4G download speed cracked 40mbs I busted out laughing. That's faster than my FiOS download speed. The 210mb file downloaded in about a minute. 4G, Verizon 4G, oils my gears.
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wow I haven't tried 4G, but that does seem quick.

What oils my gears is a fresh hair cut. My head is shaved (not bald) and people say to me all the time how easy it must be to wake up and be good to go, to get out of the shower and already be dry, how clean and kept it always looks, etc. Yes those parts are good about it, but you have to cut it at least once a week! So it's actually more work than slightly longer hair since if it doesn't look perfect everyone can tell. However when it's been an insane 2 weeks and you look awful like I do now all you can do is picture how nice it will be once it's cut. Than once it's all fresh and cut, o yes that oils my gears.
 
When I get like a perfect drift at the last corner of Tsukuba. Drfting before even the curve starts.
 
Last night, I slept under no blankets, while in my shorts. Because, IT'S 80 DEGREES OUTSIDE!
 
The Dreamcast, its my favorite console, sorry to tread on Sony guys and gals, but I'm a big SEGA guy.
 
Knowing that in two hours I'll be stepping on the ice to play hockey #canada
 
ParkourVeyron
What oils my gears?

Wait for it...

Triple-ply toilet paper!
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Start up a business making quadruple heavy duty toilet paper. Become super successful business man.
I have set you up for life my friend! :D
 
Noob616
Knowing that in two hours I'll be stepping on the ice to play hockey #canada
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I wish I could have played some ice hockey over the Thanksgiving break, but theres no ice anywhere, and the rinks don't open for another 3 weeks, ho hum, at least I got a game of street hockey in this month!
 
When bad guys get what comes to them... bad things, of course. I can't stand karma houdinis.
 
nk22b
When bad guys get what comes to them... bad things, of course. I can't stand karma houdinis.
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Well the opposite happens in my world.
As a Christian I believe that there is no justice in this world. Life's not fair, I just try to make it as fair as I can.
I used to believe in Karma, but through experiences in my life I have learnt that it is BS.
 
TankAss95
Start up a business making quadruple heavy duty toilet paper. Become super successful business man.
I have set you up for life my friend! :D
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:lol: I'd have to keep on my toes though, somebody would probably come along and make quintuple ply TP. I'll prevent that from happening beforehand by making sextuple ply.
 
ParkourVeyron
:lol: I'd have to keep on my toes though, somebody would probably come along and make quintuple ply TP. I'll prevent that from happening beforehand by making sextuple ply.
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Ahha it will be so thick you won't even be able to wipe your ass with it. Like wiping your ass with a towel.
 
I'm nearly there myself, I can SMELL the freedom!

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Got the last of my school work for the semester done. Now, just exams to deal with. I am quite relieved!
 
race'emhard
Every single playthrough of Borderlands, I always find an SMG called the Combustion Hellfire. It brings a whole new meaning of "light 'em up".
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You play Borderlands too? Awesome! 👍

A day off school tomorrow oils my gears, since I don't have to do Art! :sly:
 
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