The Oil My Gears Thread

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BubbleBelly542
Many scratch you, ignore you, climb up on counters and get hair in your food... Dogs ~= Cats
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Fixed that for you.

BubbleBelly542
Most dogs love you and want to be with you. They'd never hurt you and many actually want to protect you. Most are too large to crawl up and try to get your food.
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Most cats will screw with you in as many ways as they can...

Then they do something cute and you stop caring.

Dogs are cool too, just in a very different way. Haven't met a small dog I actually liked though; they don't do the cat thing as well as cats do (obviously) and they don't do the dog thing well either. They're just loud.

Slashfan
My husky thinks he's a lap dog...
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:lol:

What's he weigh, 90lbs? Oh well. Better than having a 150lb lab decide to lay on your lap. THAT is some massive "oof".
 
Rotary Junkie
Fixed that for you.

Most cats will screw with you in as many ways as they can...

Then they do something cute and you stop caring.

Dogs are cool too, just in a very different way. Haven't met a small dog I actually liked though; they don't do the cat thing as well as cats do (obviously) and they don't do the dog thing well either. They're just loud.

:lol:

What's he weigh, 90lbs? Oh well. Better than having a 150lb lab decide to lay on your lap. THAT is some massive "oof".
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Yeah she is heavy. 130 lbs of stupid right there :lol:
 
Stupid animals really oil my gears. My cat does nothing bad other than rarely chew on cords once in a while, but after giving a tap on the nose every time, she learned to stop. The other day she was being her uncoordinated stupid self on my dresser and knocked a USB drive into her water dish, and just stared at it with huge pupils. I couldn't even get mad, I started laughing at her. They are amusing, she runs into my dresser sometimes and will have spasm-like runs around my room.

My dogs on the other hand greet me at the door when I get home from being anywhere, they love me, my parents, my girlfriend, any other friends that are over often that they know are nice, and they are so loyal. The other day I was so mad when I got home after getting soaked in the rain that I pushed them away really hard to make my dogs stop, then when I calmed down around dinner they still came up looking for attention from me. Dogs love you unconditionally.
 
rb26x
Stupid animals really oil my gears. My cat does nothing bad other than rarely chew on cords once in a while, but after giving a tap on the nose every time, she learned to stop. The other day she was being her uncoordinated stupid self on my dresser and knocked a USB drive into her water dish, and just stared at it with huge pupils. I couldn't even get mad, I started laughing at her. They are amusing, she runs into my dresser sometimes and will have spasm-like runs around my room.

My dogs on the other hand greet me at the door when I get home from being anywhere, they love me, my parents, my girlfriend, any other friends that are over often that they know are nice, and they are so loyal. The other day I was so mad when I got home after getting soaked in the rain that I pushed them away really hard to make my dogs stop, then when I calmed down around dinner they still came up looking for attention from me. Dogs love you unconditionally.
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My cat misbehaves for attention. :irked:

Don't scratch that pole.
Don't pick the rug.
Stop attacking me.
What use it it?
 
Passing the school year Oils my Gears. :sly:

ilikewaffles11
Why? They're so cuddly and stupid.
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They're stupid alright. Mine tried jumping onto the couch. It's front made it but the back flung around and knocked over one of the surround sound speakers... It's broken now.
 
Skython
Passing the school year Oils my Gears. :sly:

They're stupid alright. Mine tried jumping onto the couch. It's front made it but the back flung around and knocked over one of the surround sound speakers... It's broken now.
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Yea there not the brightest of creatures all right.
 
Especially when their faces are flat. Like my ones. One is physically disabled too. Makes it look hilarious in a mirror. (We're used to it that way but mirrored, heeheeheeee)
 
My DFGT and GT Legends were just oiling my gears. I have just spent the last 40 minutes and 12 seconds racing ONE lap of Targa Florio in my BMW 3.0 CSL!! It was amazing, I know the car's limits and my own limits with this car now, until I lost the front downforce (blind turn and I missed and hit a wooden fence head on) and then things started going downhill. Though that was the best gaming experience I've ever had! I worked out my average speed to be 180 KM/H. I don't need any more oiling... Wait, that came out wrong... Nevermind.
 
Hey all! What oils my gears? I did an epic rap battle with my friend, It was actually pretty good. It was good to have fun again after the whole thing that happened.
 
Schwartz38
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Take out the Sarcasm and that image is true.
It's baddass to drive without aids because less than 1% actually manage to drive a whole lap without crashing or mess about without aids.
inb4 derp people actually think they are smart by complaining where the 1% proof is.
 
Oils my gears to. I only have 34 songs in my iPod, 1 is a song I accidentally downloaded twice and about 3 I don't like anymore so I enjoy finding new songs I like.
 
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What oils my gears is that we're only a few days away from a new episode of top gear. 👍
 

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