*The Quotes Thread*

[Talentless]

You're god!

 

[Macka]

"Hit 'em first, hit 'em fast, hit 'em hard and don't be last!"

--an old martial arts saying, don't know who said it first.

 

[piesupreme]

there are some great quotes from ghost dog. it made me want to be a samurai.

 

[kyle]

Roads are just a suggestion, like pants.

 

[Viper_Maniac]

"Aww why does Bart always get the good diseases?"

-Homer Simpson, Butterfingers commercial

 

[TAFJonathan]

"I'm bringing this awesome thread backa after 3 months of being gone!"

- Me!

 

[troy]

"hell, my name is troy"
-troy

 

[TAFJonathan]

No, it's F094!" -Me

 

[troy]

"BAH"
-troy

 

[MazKid]

"Why are you attacking Govenor Gore's wife?"
Guy in court on MTV's "Warning: Parental Advisory
"No I'm not"
Dee Snider
"Yes you are, you targeted your comments directly at Govenor Gore's wife"
Guy in court
"No I'm not! I'm commenting to Tipper Gore, a member of Parents against vilence(I think that's what he said), who also happens to be a govenor's wife. Funny how that works out."
Dee Snider
"ooohhhh"
audiance

I like that part of the movie...

 

[Giancarlo]

"Boop."
- GCstyle, 20 minutes ago.

 

[whitez]

just look at my sig

 

[MazKid]

"You see that!? He's shifting with the shifter on the steering wheel, and the shifter on the floor moves back and forth!!! You see that!?"
Ralph Shaheen, grasper of the obvieous, Speed channel WRC coverage.

"You see that lever there? When the driver comes to a hair pin turn, the driver can pull that lever, it locks up the rear wheels so that the driver can turn better, see watch this: (shows driver doing the E-brake turn)SEE THAT?! He went sideways around the corner!"
Ralph Shaheen, the brain-dead peoples leader, Speed channel WRC coverage.

 

[whitez]

ok?

 

[MazKid]

What Whitez?

 

[whitez]

i didnt get it

 

[risingson77]

heh, I haven't heard this Ralph Shaheen guy yet...but he sounds like a real tool. WRC commentary for the NASCAR crowd, no doubt.

 

[MazKid]

yep....it's like watching rally racing for pre schoolers...

 

[TVRKing]

"Jumpin Jehosipher!" - Dick Spanner

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

"Womens Panties Are Not The Greatest Thing On Earth, But Next To It"

~Confucious

 

[1mic]

a thread brought back from the :forbidden DEAD :forbidden

~1mic

 

[viperguy]

"Keep honking, I'm loading my gun"

 

[sn00pie]