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Everyone, come here as often as you can and post a quote. Let's see if we can get 500!!!
C'mon!
BTW, limit one quote per post, please.
C'mon!
BTW, limit one quote per post, please.
*The Quotes Thread*
- Thread starter TAFJonathan
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"As you ramble on through life, whatever your goal, keep your eye on the doughnut, and not the hole!"
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"Those are my balls! I stole them fair and square!" - Lawerence Gellerstadt
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"Never ever assume. It will lead to assumptions." - Jerry Seinfeld
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"Have you ever noticed that when you're behind the wheel, anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone driving faster than you is a maniac?"
-George Carlin
Seemed pertinent, you know?
-George Carlin
Seemed pertinent, you know?
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"Have you ever noticed that people never say it's only a game when they're winning?"
- No Idea
- No Idea
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Seen on the side window of a late model VW Jetta this evening (really!):
"Hondas are like assh*les; everybody has one"
Very clever, and true....you don't get much more exotic than VW, you know.
What is it about VW owners that makes them such precious little biy@tches, anyway?
The ironic thing is that it was all riced out!
Big, ugly rear spoiler, big, ugly exhaust tip...no usable mods that I could see or hear...sounded like a four, didn't see a VR6 badge. I almost challenged him to a race just to put him in his place, but I immediately thought better of it. I'm bigger than that, you know?
"Hondas are like assh*les; everybody has one"
Very clever, and true....you don't get much more exotic than VW, you know.
What is it about VW owners that makes them such precious little biy@tches, anyway?
The ironic thing is that it was all riced out!
Big, ugly rear spoiler, big, ugly exhaust tip...no usable mods that I could see or hear...sounded like a four, didn't see a VR6 badge. I almost challenged him to a race just to put him in his place, but I immediately thought better of it. I'm bigger than that, you know? - 2,970
"I didn't really say everything I meant."
or something to that effec
correct me if u want
-Yogi Berra
or something to that effec
correct me if u want
-Yogi Berra
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"Never never, Always always"
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- Tx, Alamo City
- XRaptor529
"Dont be a boy and piss on the floor. Be a MAN and sh** on the ceiling!" 
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- Tx, Alamo City
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"Dadadadada thats all folks"
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Originally posted by NocturnalPS
I dunno, Nocturnal....that's kinda disturbing....please tell me you didn't think of that.....
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"Man, that's where life starts having its meaning - at 160 miles per hour around Le Mans."
-Steve McQueen
-Steve McQueen
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Duffman-"Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem."
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Duffman-"Duffman says a lot of things. Oh yeah! Oh yeah!"
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Duffman-"Are you ready for some Duff-love?"
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Duffman- "That's a mug you don't wanna gug!"
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"Bud"
Bud frog
Bud frog
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- XRaptor529
A friend of mine wrote that in my yearbook way back when i was in 8th gradeOriginally posted by risingson77
I dunno, Nocturnal....that's kinda disturbing....please tell me you didn't think of that.....
I just thought of it. I have no idea where it came from
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"America's Favorite Cookie"
OREO
OREO
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