*The Quotes Thread*

[MazKid]

"Genuine Mazda parts. Because a bad part can ruin your day."
-Mazda mousepad i'm useing right now

 

[MazKid]

"Do not throw or drop the console or its accesories"
-Page 2, Sony PS2 Insturction Manual

 

[MazKid]

"WHO PUT THAT THERE!....oh I did"
-Larry Fine from 3 stooges

 

[Viper_Maniac]

"I didn't do it."
-Bart Simpson

 

[Viper_Maniac]

"Do not use the powerline operated console near water - for example, near a bathtub, kitchen sink, in a wet basement or near a swimming pool."
-Page 4, Sony PS2 Instruction Manual

 

[Concept]

"My lips are sealed"

-Jordan of GTPlanet

 

[Viper_Maniac]

"In front of computer"
-ViperConcept

 

[Concept]

"I don't know"

-viper_maniac

 

[Viper_Maniac]

"Never pee into the wind"
-ViperConcept

 

[risingson77]

"Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow..."

-Frank Zappa

 

[OffspringFan80]

Beer, the cause and solution of all of lifes little problems
Homer (simpson)

 

[Viper_Maniac]

"Duffman says alota things. Oh Yeah!"
-Duffman, The Simpsons

 

[huggybear]

also the best pick-up line:

well, that thing ain't going to suck itself. (as you look down at your crotch).

 

[Viper_Maniac]

"Doh"
-Homer Simpson

 

[Viper_Maniac]

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman."
-Bill Clinton

 

[risingson77]

Originally posted by viper_maniac
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman."
-Bill Clinton

"Yeah, right."

-every single American the moment they heard those words fall from his lips

 

[Viper_Maniac]

"Oh my god. They killed Kenny. You bastards!"
-Stan and Kyle, South Park

 

[LoudMusic]

Some fortunes from fortune cookies that I carry around:

- Your present plans are going to succeed.

- If you and I agree all the time, one of us is unnecessary.

- An outstanding opportunity will soon present itself to you.

- You love sports, horses, and gambling, but not to excess.

- Your emotional nature is strong and sensitive.

But I've been told that you're supposed to add "... in bed" to the end of fortunes to get the hidden meaning (:

~LoudMusic

 

[Concept]

Gentleman......start....your.....engines!!!!!

-swaid at the start of every race known to man

 

[Viper_Maniac]

"Get the *beep, beep* outta the way"
-Tom Green, Freddy Got Fingered

 

[Concept]

"Daddy would you like some sausage?"


-Tom Green

 

[Viper_Maniac]

"It says #1 son. I'm the #1 son."
-Tom Green, Freddy Got Fingered

 

[Concept]

"Look at my cheeeeeese helmet!"


-Tom Green, Freddy Got Fingered

 

[gremlin32187]

As my brother ViperConcept would say, "Never pee in the wind."

 

[Viper_Maniac]

"ahhh....... son of a, thats gonna leave a mark"
-Chris Farley

 

[Concept]

"Why go to High School when you can go to School High?"


-ViperConcept

 

[Viper_Maniac]

"Windows 98 is a stable OS"
-Bill Gates

 

[Viper_Maniac]

"If ya smell..........what the rock..............is cookin?"
-The Rock

 

[NocturnalPS]

Originally posted by viper_maniac
"Windows 98 is a stable OS"
-Bill Gates

HAHA


-me aka master poo

 

[Viper_Maniac]

"Eat my shorts"
-Bart Simpson