The Random Story Thread

[TVRKing]

aahhh I see. well do something constructive and...

 

[MistaY]

Then all the Mini Dudebustas\"______" teleported to America to destroy fords headquarters

 

[TVRKing]

which had moved, and a BMW headquarters was there instead.

"What the hell" they said "Lets just burn the thing anyways"

 

[MistaY]

Except they had taken the wrong flight and they ended up burning down a certain car manufacturer located in Blackpool england.

 

[TVRKing]

Which had moved ages ago.

 

[RVDNuT374]

Then killer bees took over the world and

 

[GreenDragon4Ever]

stung all the haters in the penis...

then all the haters went to..

 

[oosacker]

Afganistan to get

 

[TVRKing]

Nuked

 

[Race Idiot]

with dancing bannanas :bannana: that attempted to take over the world by................

 

[TVRKing]

Breeding more Bananas :banana:

 

[Robin2]

and they all got run over by a fat cat in a jaguar.

 

[Race Idiot]

Then suddenly every single holden blew up, all at the same time causing.............

 

[Robin2]

robin to shoot every toca race idiot he could find

 

[Race Idiot]

but he was drunk so he ended up shooting a Skyline instead.......

 

[Robin2]

so he sobered up and belted the living trife out of the toca race idiot and pissed in his ear.

 

[Race Idiot]

he then realised he didnt know what trife was and he was actually pouing motor oil in his own ear...............oh and he got drunk again.............

 

[Robin2]

i got nothin

 

[Race Idiot]

So you ARE drunk!

 

[Robin2]

not yet

 

[oosacker]

just then a gay guy in a beetle came and

 

[Robin2]

ran over the toca race idiot

 

[Race Idiot]

But he was so gay that his beetle exploded killing by igniting the Castrol GTX in robin`s ear

 

[TVRKing]

"Holy Volkswagen explosions Prat Man!" said Robin git.

 

[MistaY]

robin then said "YOU SET FIRE TO MY EAR YOU WANKER!! IM GOING TO RIP YOUR............

 

[TVRKing]

Winning Lotto ticket up!!

 

[MistaY]

The gay guy then said "Ill let you rip............

 

[TVRKing]

in my corvette.

 

[psonefreak]

so robin got in the corvette and ripped up the ticket and ran off to see..

 

[oosacker]

psonefreak having a