The Random Story Thread

[Vasco]

what the heck is happening???

 

[TVRKing]

it feels like an earthquake!

 

[Vasco]

Oh no that' just my

 

[TVRKing]

Vibrating alert on my mobile phone.

 

[Vasco]

which has many features including

 

[oosacker]

adult mode, which

 

[TVRKing]

Allows me to use the WAP features, and polyphonic ringtones.

 

[Vasco]

I also have an extendable

 

[TVRKing]

ariel, so that I can get a better reception

 

[oosacker]

for those hard to reach places. Anywayz, TVRKing, the *Quidditch Team Member* went to...

 

[Vasco]

see some gay porn in the cinema too

 

[TVRKing]

But that show had ended ages ago, so he went to Burger King and ordered a

 

[oosacker]

Pizza. Not realiseing that they don't serve pizzas there...

 

[TVRKing]

So he went to Pizza Hut, and ordered a

 

[Vasco]

chicken and chips which was immediately given to him :reallyodd

 

[oosacker]

where he met DODGE the VIPER. He said:

 

[Vasco]

Gimme some of them or i'll blow your head off!!!

 

[TVRKing]

And TVRKing said "you gotta ask yourself, did you put 4 plastic bullet's in that gun or, 5? well, didya?

 

[Vasco]

And i said that his d!ck was plastic and fired off some perfect rounds to knock his head off

 

[TVRKing]

but they missed

 

[oosacker]

Just then OOSACKER jumps in in his ninja outfit holding his samurai sword to

 

[TVRKing]

knock the bullets out of the way.

 

[oosacker]

and then he shoots everyone

 

[TVRKing]

The end.

New story:

Jack was bored, so he...

 

[Ryan2]

went to the store to buy some...

 

[TVRKing]

Cakes, so that he

 

[Ryan2]

Could stuff his face until he..

 

[TVRKing]

exploded.

 

[oosacker]

but just then his mom came and said:

 

[TVRKing]

Wait 'till after your dinner.