The Random Story Thread

[psonefreak]

hot sexfest with his g/f in the center court of the mall. robin then decided to..

 

[TVRKing]

watch

 

[psonefreak]

suddenly, psonefreak's friend jeremy comes running in and kicks robin's as$. Robin is tossed outta the mall for causing trouble and..

 

[TVRKing]

warns him to stay away.

 

[psonefreak]

he doesn't listen and goes back in and..

 

[TVRKing]

get a kick in the Gonads.

 

[Race Idiot]

The kick in the gonads although painfull had a positive effect on robins power level which then shot up to 10000000000000000

He then did his ultimate special move called the "YOU ARE A DICK!" which caused.............

 

[TVRKing]

severe damage to all things within a 3 mile radius.

 

[Race Idiot]

He then said "BOYAH! MASS DESTRUCTION BABY!" and...............

 

[Vasco]

So he then also learnt this was a dream

 

[Race Idiot]

robin the woke up and drove all the way to dodge the viper`s house and hit him on the head with Klostrophobic..................

(who is robin anyway???)

 

[TVRKing]

For robin was a hitman who worked for the ministry of magic

 

[Race Idiot]

who were a subsiduary company of the ministry of sound

 

[TVRKing]

except that the MOM were responsible for many of the fine things that

 

[Race Idiot]

consisted of chips, a battered sausage and 2 pints and a packet of crisps.............

 

[TVRKing]

not in the same plate of course.

 

[Race Idiot]

robin then realised that he had to assasinate Busta Rhymes with his magical battered sausage so he......................

 

[TVRKing]

Went to Mr Ollivanders, the finest....

 

[Race Idiot]

Rap music teacher ever, robin thought if he could get into busta rhymes`s crew, he could then easily assasinate him with the magical battered sausage by.............

 

[TVRKing]

bashing him over the head with it.

 

[oosacker]

just then: "hahahahahaha!! I will imprison all school kids and force them to do homework forever!!!!" said the mathmagician.

 

[Jpec07]

Jpec07, one of the students being trapped, pulls out his sword, and cuts the mathmagician to pieces. He then...

 

[Vasco]

says oh crap!!! and realised he had cut the wrong mathematician... He hopped into the bat car and said...

 

[oosacker]

"HI mom!!"

 

[psonefreak]

then promptly took out his sword and cut her up and then..

 

[Vasco]

tripped over and saw a...

 

[TVRKing]

Dark grey.....

 

[Vasco]

***** meowing around

 

[Dislocated Styles]

and just then a wave of bacon and cheedar fell on the..

 

[oosacker]

and Dislocated Styles said: