The Random Story Thread

[Max_DC]

..."Stop that immediately before I ....

 

[Mark T]

..."Stop that immediately before I ....

Pop a cap in your.....

 

[TVRKing]

"Head"

 

[zoxxy]

Then Shakira was run over by...

 

[Jondot]

a chav driving a white nova. The chav then ...

 

[DQuaN]

Stole her gold jewelry for....

 

[Jacks]

money to buy the worlds biggest spoiler, so he could...

 

[Jondot]

Drive to the local asda car park, and ...

 

[Max Powers]

...buy beer for underage school children...

 

[Jondot]

. Once drunk, the school children ...

 

[Event]

...had an orgy in the...

 

[Jondot]

teacher's lounge. At that moment ...

 

[Event]

The dean walked in and said...

 

[Max_DC]

....Kancho me right now, pleeeease....

 

[MagpieRacer]

"like, oh my god what the hell" and....

 

[Event]

The kid kanchod him good and then he...

 

[G.T]

...ran out the room and...

 

[Jondot]

slipped into some rather fetching ...

 

[Ryen49]

EDITops.....lol

 

[Event]

(response to jreays)

teenage girls who were talking about their...

 

[Jondot]

Oops! Too many people!!

 

[G.T]

(Events)

knockers, when they just noticed...

 

[Jondot]

how he smelt like fish food. The problem with this was ...

 

[Jondot]

*anyone?*

 

[Jondot]

that they were all horny, but none of them would go near him. Suddenly ...

 

[G.T]

one tripped over and...

 

[Jondot]

fell into some ...

 

[Jacks]

Hedgehogs ( I should go sober up)

 

[Jondot]

*hedgehogs - *

 

[G.T]

she screamed out...