The Random Story Thread

[Race Idiot]

Dogs ears to............

 

[viperguy]

make lunch

 

[oosacker]

and eat them with my chopsticks made of

 

[Race Idiot]

Penises!

 

[RVDNuT374]

Then while eating,

 

[oosacker]

I suddenly felt

 

[psonefreak]

penises in my

 

[viperguy]

lungs...

 

[viperguy]

so i went to get them removed and the surgeon killed me. and that surgeon was none other than...

 

[Sk8rKiD]

Bin Laden...

 

[oosacker]

who was found doing

 

[F1GTR]

The macarena

 

[MagpieRacer]

while waving his...

 

[TVRKing]

Netgear router

 

[Solid Lifters]

while waving his...

favorite humping goat named...

 

[TVRKing]

Barry Burton

 

[Solid Lifters]

Blasted! Beaten to the punch.

But the router was connected to AOL, so Bin Laden was soon...

 

[TVRKing]

Experiencing connection problems when playing Jihad 3 Arena.

 

[MagpieRacer]

he subsenquently threw his computer at the window but.....

 

[TVRKing]

As he opened the window, a huge......

 

[MagpieRacer]

penis poked him in the eye and.....

 

[TVRKing]

proceeded to take a leak in his garden.

 

[69Dodge_Charger]

I then decided to walk to the store, but on the way...

 

[under18carbon]

...I met Shakira, again, this time trying to...

 

[69Dodge_Charger]

beg for food from passers by, so I...

 

[Mark T]

beg for food from passers by, so I...

took my trousers off and proceeded to..........

 

[TVRKing]

Offer her some food in exchange for

 

[under18carbon]

... a nipple piercing.

(omg i'm not going to post in here anymore )

 

[Mark T]

She asked for a reenactment of the YMCA dance.................

 

[TVRKing]

Unfortuatley, he got it completley mixed up, and did the MACY dance instead.

This of course Angered Shakira, who said...