The Random Story Thread

[Robin2]

who had just come from a sheep ramming session and had crap all over his pants. Y2BLOKE said to 1 mic "

 

[Race Idiot]

you sick freak!
So he then shot 1mic up the arse with his homing pidgeon cannon, this caused 1mic to............

 

[Robin2]

ask for more. Y2BLOKE thought 1mic was a bit over the top so he pissed off really quickly. he was running away when...

 

[Cobraboy]

" " caught him and showed him how sheep-ramming should be done...

 

[Robin2]

because he had been shown by a pro that went by the name of cobraboy.

 

[Race Idiot]

So " " and cobraboy decided to have a sheep ramming contest to see who was the best.

 

[Robin2]

the sheep ramming contest was a fizzer because the toca race idiot ****ed all the sheep to death.

 

[boombexus]

But there was one sheep left, it was the ..........

 

[Robin2]

hottest looking sheep imaginable. just as toca race idiot was about to rape it, who should show up, the best sheep ****er around who was none other than ...

 

[boombexus]

....LoudMusic. He had his usual bag of attachments with him. He walked up to that sheep and opened up his bag and pulled out.........

 

[Robin2]

a hammer drill with a dildo on the end. first he shoved it up his own arse and got pleasure then he jammed it up the sheep. the sheep didnt like this at all so it...

 

[-Fred-]

you guys are hilarious tonight!

 

[boombexus]

.....kicked him right square in the nut's. But the oddest thing happened there, LoudMusic seemed to enjoy that, the sheep reared back again and this time..........

 

[Robin2]

did a 180 and bit of his chubby. loudmusic was not happy about this so he ran away crying like a little girl. the sheep then took chase and when it caught up to him it...

 

[boombexus]

.....tripped him, pinned him, belly side down, and took the Anal Intruder 2000 out of his bag and...........

 

[Robin2]

jammed it right up his ring. LM squirmed and squirmed, trying to get free but the sheep had him pinned good. after the drill ran out of batteries and loud musics ring was red raw the sheep....

 

[boombexus]

......then decided that it was his turn for a little action. He whipped out his sheep pecker, but this was no regular sheep's pecker, it had.......

 

[Robin2]

a cattle tag through the middle. he beat loudmusic around the head with it and then jammed it...

 

[boombexus]

......right down his throat. He rammed his mouth good. So good infact that when the sheep was done, loudmusic couldn't..........

 

[Robin2]

move his jaw. his mouth was now permanantly wide open. one day he was walking down the street and ...

 

[Race Idiot]

He realised that somebody was...............

(btw thats some funny stuff there! but whats it with the dissing of lm all the time?)

 

[Robin2]

pissing in his mouth. he didnt mind so he stopped and took advantage of the free drink. after the drink he felt hungry so he went ...

 

[slip2rock]

down on a tramp, who.....

 

[Robin2]

had fleas. he didnt mind them crawling around in his hair but he left when she farted.

 

[boombexus]

So LM walked down to the local sheep shop, to see if that sheep he had his eye on was still there in the window. He walked into the store and low and behold there was....................

 

[Race Idiot]

A pigs anal tract...........

 

[Robin2]

which he grabbed and ****ed so hard he ripped it to shreds. after that physical exhaustion he felt like a...

 

[Race Idiot]

sticking his penis into a dogs ear..........

 

[viperguy]

so he went to the dog pound...

 

[oosacker]

To get some good old