The Random Story Thread

[Ev0]

that the Beatles movie Yellow Submarine suddenly makes sense. He then starts to travel towards Ringo Starr's house to thank him when..

 

[standard235]

a monkey throws a banana at him transforming him into a rabid parrot then he....

 

[Ev0]

goes and bites George W. Bush on his butt, making him the first rabid president of the United States. His first action as the rabid president is...

 

[MrktMkr1986]

goes and bites George W. Bush on his butt, making him the first rabid president of the United States. His first action as the rabid president is...

Eliminate minimum wage, make Libertarian policies and...

 

[Ev0]

legalize polygamy. The christian conservative movement was outraged, and in response...

 

[MrktMkr1986]

legalize polygamy. The christian conservative movement was outraged, and in response...

Locked themselves in their homes as PCP sandwiches, "crack" juice, and marijuana tea were legal... not to mention legalized...

 

[standard235]

and they started seeing things from a parralell universe....

 

[MrktMkr1986]

and they started seeing things from a parralell universe....

...where pigs fly and unicorns...

 

[Delirious]

...have giant spandex donkey ears as their wings and...

 

[MrktMkr1986]

...have giant spandex donkey ears as their wings and...

music is legal tender! File sharing is...

 

[Delirious]

...considered 100% illegal and can be tracked and arrestable (to where it's like drugs) as soon as the google CEO decides to take over the world with this plot by...

 

[MrktMkr1986]

... removing further restrictions on business by lobbying Congress with bribes for billions of dollars. The government then uses this money to...

 

[Blackbird.]

try to understand what that mean't and...

 

[Delirious]

...that your mom is a hurse driver that...

 

[MrktMkr1986]

...figured out that corporations wanted to change the laws so that they can make more money by forcing poor people to work. The government, under corporate power, then uses the billions of dollars to buy...

 

[Blackbird.]

atomic bombs to mess the world even further then dominate other small countries when we don't like other countries to do that and...

 

[Delirious]

...a bunch of lincoln Mark VII and VIIIs and sets them all on fire with the money to display...

 

[MrktMkr1986]

...a bunch of lincoln Mark VII and VIIIs and sets them all on fire with the money to display...

...their severe lack of appreciation for a FINE AUTOMOBILE. The money was reprinted at the Federal Reserve and before it reached the public...

 

[Blackbird.]

Blackbird took it and bought himself all his dream cars, died with 1 billion left and then...

 

[Delirious]

...A BUNCH OF MONKEY HEADS ATE HALF THE POPULATION'S BRAINS! while...

 

[MrktMkr1986]

Brian (me) reinvested the billion and was able to restore the world economy. The only problem was...

 

[Blackbird.]

The new president took the money for you and did evil things with it like...

 

[Delirious]

...TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD WITH THE MONKEY HEADS, but then...

 

[Blackbird.]

A monster as big as the sun farts on Earth and then the world is in a crisis so the president summons Brian to...

 

[MrktMkr1986]

A monster as big as the sun farts on Earth and then the world is in a crisis so the president summons Brian to...

... trade with the monster. However, when the short sale goes wrong, the monster turns around and...

 

[VT]

farts on Brian who then ..

 

[Blackbird.]

dies of suffocation and then...

 

[MrktMkr1986]

dies of suffocation and then...

is reincarnated as Saint Stock. There is a National Day devoted to Saint Stock as the savior of the economy. National Stock Day is a day where people gather to...

 

[VT]

dies of suffocation and then...

posts in the GTP opinions forum drop off to the point where the forum is deleted and then ..

 

[Blackbird.]

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