The Random Story Thread

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Pulled out their h@ck0rz guns and shot the server imitating sun's poor attempt.

 

[Robin]

But the server being an INTEL X-SERIES WITH XENON PROCESSORS was able to (as the advert states) practically heal itself!.......Jordan then......

 

[Blackbird.]

banninated them all and the war ended...

 

[MrktMkr1986]

banninated them all and the war ended...

...temporarily as there was an uprising... the noobs came back and tried to steal...

 

[69Dodge_Charger]

...temporarily as there was an uprising... the noobs came back and tried to steal...

a pack of gum from the 7/11, so the beavers were forced to...

 

[Robin]

form a facton with the servers and beavers who were still bitter about the ceiling fan incident!............whist they were still planning world domination a random guy at that very moment was buying a newspaper when......

 

[Ev0]

form a facton with the servers and beavers who were still bitter about the ceiling fan incident!............whist they were still planning world domination a random guy at that very moment was buying a newspaper when......

he whipped out akimbo M4A1 assault rifles, and slaughtered the beavers, eventually leading to a high speed police chase where...

 

[standard235]

his dollar bill transformed into a

 

[Robin]

a wish for a quick escape......it came true and he jumped into a real hot chick souped up pink SL55 who was dead up for a high speed race with the cops being a street racing type of gal.......all was going great untill they saw the roadblock ahead......

 

[Ev0]

where certain doom seemed near. But, a ramp randomly appeared, and they jumped over it, triggered a random explosion on the ramp, leaving the cops behind. The chick then...

 

[MrktMkr1986]

where certain doom seemed near. But, a ramp randomly appeared, and they jumped over it, triggered a random explosion on the ramp, leaving the cops behind. The chick then...

jumped out of the car, leaving behind her pink SL55... which exploded into flames just seconds after the escape... then she remembered she left behind a ...

 

[Robin]

poor guy which she had just saved....DUR! ......oh and also her gun (she being a super hot) secret agent......she then...

 

[standard235]

Found out her partner was gay

 

[Blackbird.]

action figure of herself...

 

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got out her favorite toy...

 

[Ev0]

which was a large, 18 inch...

 

[Robin]

shotgun which could.....

 

[standard235]

be stuck in her

 

[Blackbird.]

make a far gas cloud disinergrate into...

 

[standard235]

4 japanese men dancing to

 

[MrktMkr1986]

4 japanese men dancing to

the macarena... the 4 men then ran into a Nissan dealership and...

 

[ND4SPD]

the macarena... the 4 men then ran into a Nissan dealership and...

.....Spraypainted 4 Nissan Skyline R34's and.....

 

[standard235]

drove the last one into

 

[Robin]

into the dealiership were they were horrified that the spay paint they had bought was not the special midnight purple they had asked for in the hardware store!........now they were stuck facing alot of angry nissian dealership people wielding guns as the japanese men had distroyed perfectly great cars.......fearing being mowed down by fire they jumped into the r34's and......

 

[Ev0]

into the dealiership were they were horrified that the spay paint they had bought was not the special midnight purple they had asked for in the hardware store!........now they were stuck facing alot of angry nissian dealership people wielding guns as the japanese men had distroyed perfectly great cars.......fearing being mowed down by fire they jumped into the r34's and......

tried to drive off, only to realize none of them could drive manual transmission...

 

[MrktMkr1986]

tried to drive off, only to realize none of them could drive manual transmission...

so they took turns driving until the clutch finally gave up... they ditched the car somewhere near Tokyo where they walking into a...

 

[Blackbird.]

tried to drive off, only to realize none of them could drive manual transmission...

So they made time stop swapped transmissions, returned time to normal and drove off then...

 

[standard235]

so they took turns driving until the clutch finally gave up... they ditched the car somewhere near Tokyo where they walked into a...

Latino specific Starbuck's

 

[Ev0]

where there was an urban boehmian throwing a tantrum because his latte had too little espresso.

 

[standard235]

So, he pulls out a joint and lights up to find...