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Pulled out their h@ck0rz guns and shot the server imitating sun's poor attempt.
 
But the server being an INTEL X-SERIES WITH XENON PROCESSORS was able to (as the advert states) practically heal itself!.......Jordan then......
 
banninated them all and the war ended...
 
form a facton with the servers and beavers who were still bitter about the ceiling fan incident!............whist they were still planning world domination a random guy at that very moment was buying a newspaper when......
 
Robin 2223
form a facton with the servers and beavers who were still bitter about the ceiling fan incident!............whist they were still planning world domination a random guy at that very moment was buying a newspaper when......
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he whipped out akimbo M4A1 assault rifles, and slaughtered the beavers, eventually leading to a high speed police chase where...
 
a wish for a quick escape......it came true and he jumped into a real hot chick souped up pink SL55 who was dead up for a high speed race with the cops being a street racing type of gal.......all was going great untill they saw the roadblock ahead......
 
where certain doom seemed near. But, a ramp randomly appeared, and they jumped over it, triggered a random explosion on the ramp, leaving the cops behind. The chick then...
 
Ev0
where certain doom seemed near. But, a ramp randomly appeared, and they jumped over it, triggered a random explosion on the ramp, leaving the cops behind. The chick then...
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jumped out of the car, leaving behind her pink SL55... which exploded into flames just seconds after the escape... then she remembered she left behind a ...
 
poor guy which she had just saved....DUR! :lol:......oh and also her gun (she being a super hot) secret agent......she then...
 
action figure of herself...
 
make a far gas cloud disinergrate into...
 
MrktMkr1986
the macarena... the 4 men then ran into a Nissan dealership and...
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.....Spraypainted 4 Nissan Skyline R34's and.....
 
into the dealiership were they were horrified that the spay paint they had bought was not the special midnight purple they had asked for in the hardware store!........now they were stuck facing alot of angry nissian dealership people wielding guns as the japanese men had distroyed perfectly great cars.......fearing being mowed down by fire they jumped into the r34's and......
 
Robin 2223
into the dealiership were they were horrified that the spay paint they had bought was not the special midnight purple they had asked for in the hardware store!........now they were stuck facing alot of angry nissian dealership people wielding guns as the japanese men had distroyed perfectly great cars.......fearing being mowed down by fire they jumped into the r34's and......
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tried to drive off, only to realize none of them could drive manual transmission...
 
ev0
tried to drive off, only to realize none of them could drive manual transmission...
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so they took turns driving until the clutch finally gave up... they ditched the car somewhere near Tokyo where they walking into a...
 
Ev0
tried to drive off, only to realize none of them could drive manual transmission...
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So they made time stop swapped transmissions, returned time to normal and drove off then...
 
MrktMkr1986
so they took turns driving until the clutch finally gave up... they ditched the car somewhere near Tokyo where they walked into a...
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Latino specific Starbuck's
 
where there was an urban boehmian throwing a tantrum because his latte had too little espresso.
 

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