The Random Story Thread

[PS]

A giant taco appeared and replied "How you doin?"

Which was another incoherent sentence.


BUT..

and the dude said "nothing, but I feel like a.... "

 

[MrktMkr1986]

Which was another incoherent sentence.


BUT..

and the dude said "nothing, but I feel like a.... "

Libertarian. I want to be a Republican! I don't like the way they...

*I killed it?*

 

[High-Test]

Eat thier pizza so I went out with my Girlfriend and...

 

[69Dodge_Charger]

Eat thier pizza so I went out with my Girlfriend and...

made sweet love till the mornin' sun, but all of a sudden...

 

[Iceman]

a spaceship came down from the sky and captured...

 

[69Dodge_Charger]

a spaceship came down from the sky and captured...

footage of us making love, and soon the tape was all over the internet, but then..

 

[VT]

it turned out that it was just another Paris Hilton tape and then Paris appeared and ..

 

[High-Test]

went poof when the CIA drove their...

 

[MrktMkr1986]

went poof when the CIA drove their...

Lincoln Mark VIII LSC into the...

 

[Robin]

window of the hardware store, its vast weight sending tools and assorted sharp items flying everywhere......me being the owner of the store not taking kindly to the authorites recklessness I decided to retaliate so I got my........

 

[VT]

window of the hardware store, its vast weight sending tools and assorted sharp items flying everywhere......me being the owner of the store not taking kindly to the authorites recklessness I decided to retaliate so I got my........

pnuematic nail gun and ..

 

[MrktMkr1986]

pnuematic nail gun and ..

He shot the tire out on the Lincoln which set off the driver who then...

 

[standard235]

He shot the tire out on the Lincoln which set off the driver who then...

followed up by cursing at others for 2 years and....

 

[Slicks]

Pissing off the entire nation, who retaliated by...



AH hell. I got nothin.

 

[MrktMkr1986]

Got out his car, Dukes of Hazzard style, before yelling....

You owe me a brand new Mark VIII LSC!!! And if you don't pay, I'm going to...

 

[standard235]

hang you by your balls and beat you with a....

 

[PS]

dead beaver. But all of a sudden its' anus decided to...

 

[Blackbird.]

make an awful sound and...

 

[Robin]

fearing a rectal beaver explosion the driver threw the beaver into the air where it hit the hardware stores ceiling fan and........

 

[240Z]

expolded with nuclear force, decimating the landscape for miles around, severely rupturing...

 

[standard235]

Now what, the mouse on the ground asked....

 

[Robin]

whilst the extent of the disaster was not yet known the world set a bounty on all beavers and declared war to wipe them out.......the beavers getting news of this locked and loaded and prepared for.......

 

[240Z]

what was then declared "The unspeakably giant anti-beaver holocaust of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM." This was to be led by...

 

[standard235]

the noobs of Life for Speed

 

[MrktMkr1986]

the noobs of Life for Speed

..who have very poor hand-eye coordination. This led to them...

 

[69Dodge_Charger]

the noobs of Life for Speed

Too slow.

 

[Robin]

and managed to wipe out half the beaver army by accident due to them not being able to drive for ****!......especially when it came to navigating through waves of cruize missiles......so the beavers decided to go it alone with what army they had left and........

 

[Ev0]

..who have very poor hand-eye coordination. This led to them...

crashing their truck into a wall while they were out getting pizza...

 

[Blackbird.]

Jordan came along their path and...

 

[Robin]

said..........."can't we just all get along.......like in the great spirit you find in members of GTPlanet!".......on hearing this the beavers and the noobs of live for speed.....