The Random Story Thread

[ceiling_fan]

...and sn00pie go on a massive killing rampage until...

 

[Cap'n Jack]

... Batman stopped him and turned him into an apple pie, as he was an apple pie he...

 

[Delirious]

met hamtaro! he was so marveled at his cuteness that he felt so compelled to...

 

[TVRKing]

Blast him away with a Smith and Wesson, beacuse.........

 

[Cap'n Jack]

... The Care Bears were after him! He decided to hide in...

 

[Ev0]

a barn where he met Rambo. Rambo had not kicked anyone's ass for decades, so he gladly owned those lame Care Bears with akimbo miniguns. Der Alta thanked Rambo and went on his way. But he was being followed...

 

[Delirious]

Mister smiley face only in a mechanical robot walker which only wanted to...

 

[TVRKing]

learn calulus whilst living in a bookcase full of.....

 

[Delirious]

evil knights who only wanted to cut off your face to use for their...

 

[RedWolfRacer]

sweet volleyball tournament. Too bad the evil....

 

[TVRKing]

potato man isn't going to let them!

 

[F1GTR]

...have a poo...

 

[Flame-returns]

The "poo-deprivation" caused violent outbursts and quickly...

 

[F1GTR]

made them explode into a million...

 

[VT]

tiny little pieces of flambe and then ..

 

[TwinTurboJay]

The tiny peices of flambe joined forces with the ...

 

[VT]

giant souffle and then they ..

 

[Max_DC]

...met AtomicSchumacher, J.P. Nuktoya and Vin Diesel ; They asked :

 

[VT]

for them to be very quiet as not to deflate the souffle and ..

 

[TwinTurboJay]

the balloons floating nearby with toxic gasses on the inside that would cause

 

[Delirious]

THE TASMANIAN DEVIL TO GO STIR CRAZY SO FAR THAT HE WILL EAT...

 

[TwinTurboJay]

Green eggs and ham that will make his stomach sound like...

 

[Ev0]

an otherwise stock Civic with a catback exhaust complete with fart can muffler.

 

[Delirious]

that which the skifree.exe monster whiches to devour that civic driver!

in which turn the monster wishes now to...

 

[Ev0]

purchase a tropical island. But, seeing how he has no money because he's a monster, he finds a random small island in the south pacific, and terrorizes the inhabitants, who retalliate by...

 

[Delirious]

hiring funkle, the cat who gets dizzy by turning on a turn table! but the cat gets so dizzy he goes over to the monster and..............

...

 

[Delirious]

...anyone...?

 

[MrktMkr1986]

... throws hairballs at the monster causing it to...

 

[Blackbird.]

cough a very big hair ball that...

 

[VT]

was made up of a whole lot of hair and ..