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eating dinner at the time ..
 
the Stock Market indicated that paper was stationary, and that knifes were......
 
:goes to read brian's sig ..:

up sharply and batteries were ..
 
exploding in an attempt to recharge the market.

Of course, hearing about all of this, Vincent.....
 
started pouring salt in his eyes trying to eleviate the pain, but it only made things....
 
... Real bad, because now, evertime he blinks his eyes shoot out lazer beams that turn things into...
 
swarms of killer bees ..
 
... Brains! They fly into your nose, eat your brains then...
 
start eating you from the inside out, leaving your vital organs till last so you are being eaten alive !!..after they finish eating your vital organs, the use your empty carcass as ...
 
... A fish bowl, they keep flesh eating fish in there, so eventually they eat the whole "bowl" and die...
 
..but before dying, the fish emit tiny sirens that warn other....
 
brown carrots of kancho attack-freaks. But now Vincent's friend, Jules, has a car made of killer bees and...
 
spare writing instruments and Jules is going to ..
 
Saint Stock! Saint Stock is driving a heavily modified 700 horsepower twin-turbo Lincoln Mark VIII LSC while Jules arrived in a...
 
Bee car...the bee car quickly dispatches the ford product like a two day old maxi-pad, only to find out that...
 
Saint Stock hid nitrous bottles under his seat and in his trunk. After pressing the N20 button, the quickly caught up to the bee car and then...
 
...because the domestic v8 ( while toquey ) couldn't handle the boost :sly: , it blew up and the bee car coasted to an easy win, then the bees unassembled themselves from the car shape and flew directly toward the limping lincoln where they...
 
LivTyler...lord of the beasts, she sprang up from the ground and...
 
*BAM*

The LSD finally wore off and regular Joe Swanson awoke in his floatingtank. Gee wiz, he thought, this time some really strange things happened, looking back at unnumerous posts he saw written on an interweb forum called GTP. The thread was written all along with what happened in his acid trip.

His final thoughts before opening the lid of the tank and coming out in the real world again was "I wonder what Susan has made for dinner?" He reached out for the handle...
 
Okay, so it isn't. Just wanted to scare you folks!

A giant hairball from the hairball spewing monster lept from his refrigerator and ate his brains through his nostrils, but he had just been on an acid trip and....
 
was a little disconcerted, so he might actually have seen a...
 
pan of leftovers from last night's dinner, a delicious....
 
16 ounce tenderloin steak done rare with a creamy peppercorn glaze served with sauted portabello mushrooms and some roasted stuffed potato skins....( stuffed with cheese bacon, chives and a little sour cream...upon reaching for the fork
 
his dog jumped onto the table, and started to eat his meal. He shooed his dog, cursed to himself, and decided to go out for a steak instead. So, he went outside and climbed into his...
 
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