The Random Story Thread

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... He then decided to deep fry the hair ball and...
 
Chew it like bubble gum, while he.....
 
Chopped up some mushrooms to make a.......
 
... Eaten at dawn for the next 150 years. By the time the 150 years was up...
 
and everyone rejoiced, untill this kid asked for some fighting.
Or maybe a challenge?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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I then came into the kid's room and swiftly kicked him in the groin, ending his dance of idiocy. Then...
 
(I swear to Bob, I think I know that kid. Anywho, on with the random story.)

Then a flying sheep collided with a nearby tree causing...
 
the tree to explode. A worm holding a bazooka then came by, and started firing at random stuff, apparently fed up with waiting. Then...

(a cookie to anyone who knows what I'm talking about here)
 
it did the macarena

(you're talking about the worms games?)
 
and then it went to go play Earthworm Jim ..
 
But it kept on getting game over...
 
...and a Power Ranger jumped through a window into the room...
 
Did some very cheesty acting, before being squished by a monster made out of lego.

However, the worm with the bazooka, saw the monster. And so, he ditched his bazooka in favour of a homing sheep, took aim, and......
 
Squeezed the sheeps stomach with all the power of Hell, and blasted the monster with the sheeps toxic....
 
outraged, and began to mobilize en masse.

The mob consisted of....
 
12 goats, which had a nasty habit of....
 
kancho attacking people ..
 
carrot. Brown carrot I should add. One of the sheep, sensing an oppurtunity to make money, put the carrot up for auction on a Japanese internet auction site, calling it the 'ultimate kancho weapon'. A horny Japanese schoolboy bought the carrot for...
 
... For peeing with. "Urinal cake eroding, eroding, eroding, gone!" he would say. But as he was peeing the carrot did something, something thats just not right...
 
...It spattered the pee all over his pants. This made him really angry, so he...
 
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...It spattered the pee all over his pants. This made him really angry, so he...

... called Nuktoya and AtomicSchumacher with their gatling gun; They arrive 5 minutes later in a Toyota Pickup, nobody cares and they dissapear again.... Then I come by, telling everybody that I get new Bridgestone tires and another 15+ PS for my Sti today, again nobody cares, and I also leave; In the meantime HE was even more angry, so he....
 
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